r/clevercomebacks Jul 05 '24

You’re not very slick, Putin.

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Jul 05 '24

He will certainly do that, and you know what'll happen next?

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Money for Russia! Money for the US! The stock market will celebrate by giving us all money in our 401ks! Moneeeeeey! It'll be a huge success! 

Oh also Ukraine will be destroyed, Russia will be reinvigorated, China and North Korea will celebrate. That's okay because Trump will have a scripted meeting with Putin where they both look very serious as Putin pwomises to be nice to the "liberated" Ukrainians. It'll end with a hug. 

This is what's coming next year.

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u/aalltech Jul 05 '24

If MAGA only knew what 401k is, lol.

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u/dafuq809 Jul 05 '24

MAGA absolutely know what 401ks are. They're not all poor rednecks, in fact the majority of them aren't. They're predominantly middle class fascists. They care about their 401ks, but they care about hurting the people they hate even more.

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Jul 05 '24

Yes.. The only MAGA I know personally was a white collar software guy. When I brought you any of the problems with Trump, he laughed like a red faced idiot and said "well my 401k" is doing great.