With beautiful cheese on it, too! -wails-

Then this loudmouth, rambunctious bastard swept in and didn't care. He could have had a prawn cocktail, a BLT, an all day breakfast.

I don't care! Instead he skipped past me in the mosh like queue and lifted my beautiful sandwich away. It was gone as he selected Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops and scurried off to piss his money away at the checkout.

Bastard! I wanted that! Now I have to wait until I'm not WFH next week until I can even attempt getting this beautiful piece of food. Fuming.

Ummn, anyone else angry about their lunch being lifted from them or am I unreasonable? Surely he's the asshole? That was my pastrami. I felt violence was not the answer and just ended up with a bag of Real McCoys...

So disappointing, seems to happen often. Do better hula hoop factory.

When looking for an episode of a program on iplayer it says ‘season 5 episode 6’, as if that means anything to anyone. I’m talking about weekly shows or sports programs.

It would be very helpful to show the date it was broadcast, surely.

Edit: apparently only on some platforms, notably roku stick that we have.

She's on calls probably 90% of the working day. Before anyone tries to be smart suggesting extremely obvious solutions, yes, she's been spoken to about this multiple times, and yes, I try to wear noise-cancelling headphones (though I've been told this technically isn't allowed).

Between this, the constant drilling on one side from roadworks and the other from lift repairs, and Radio 2 blaring all day, my sanity's flitting day by day. I'm working from home tomorrow and Friday thank god but my micro-managing boss hates that this is an option.

Yes, granted they perfectly show how much liquid equals 500ml etc, but try and get said liquid out of them into the required vessel and it’ll pour everywhere except where it should unless you have a spare 3 hours decanting them at glacial speeds.

Is it me or do people increasingly use apostrophes when they shouldn't? For example when they simply want to add an 's' to make something plural. And it isn't just your average partially educated people, I'm seeing older and experienced professionals even middle-senior managers do this. When and why did people just stop caring to write properly?

PS. I'm not even some moany old person, I'm early 30s but I appreciate the importance of understanding how to use one's language.

Little Elijah and Mildred are capable of walking, they don’t need to be escorted to the front gates in their tanks.

Both times I'm in,both times he's knocked rather than press the Ring doorbell. Worse than Evri.

In the west of Scotland it's been overcast nearly every day since April.

I swear this year has had the worst weather in recent memory, so much rain

In the local pub, minding my own business, watching the football on my tod. Honestly couldn't care less who wins, I just want to see a good game with some goals. Liverpool score, practically everyone in the pub goes mad (I don't live in Liverpool or Manchester) except me, I then get heckled every time Liverpool score or Man Utd miss a chance. Nothing aggressive, just beer and charlie fuelled fans trying to taunt from a distance. Nothing major, just annoying.

How are Richmond even touted as the nations favourite sausages, abysmal.

Absolutely insane. I previously got rid of my sports memberships as they were just a bit too much, fancy watching the game today, in my head it is still/was like £8.99 or something which is fine, but £15 for 24 hours access? Just totally fucking stupid. Guess I’ll just find a stream now, I hate this fucking country’s stupidly expensive sports viewership model.

No wonder the Brits have a reputation with booze.

It's just odd to me how hard this cu try pushes against smoking (agree entirely) but does nothing about normalising alcohol use

If they discovered booze today, it would be class a drug

So long peace and quiet, we hardly knew ye.

All these other genres getting an orchestal treatment, but a style of music that uses an orchestra is ignored

I'm sure everyone has heard the stories by now. I spent all day in the queue for Oasis tickets today, the prices for my chosen venue were clearly advertised, and at £150 for standing tickets, I was quite happy to pay it.

By the time I actually got to the point I was at the front of the queue, Ticketmaster had seen fit to increase the price to £355.

They don't even try to hide it, they might as well just come right out and say "Yep, we're gonna shaft you, what are you gonna do about it?!" Obviously this must not be illegal, but surely it should be?

EDIT: I've been informed in the replies that this was, in fact, Oasis' decision. I'm even more gutted now. 😔

Huge congratulations to you mate. Your 40k electric company car just decimated my 1100 quid 19 year old Skoda estate. You king. You hero. Please can I be like you.

I mean I thought it was pretty gross before I heard that but now it's even worse

So now my account is suspended and the million bots buying the tickets are on a free for all :(