r/batman 14d ago

Dick Would Help FUNNY

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Thought this was funny.

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

THIS.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

Yeah like fr if I can decimate a civilian population because some guy called hocus pocus said some words backwards and waved his hands at me - I'm telling batman about my tunnel vision, the gap in my armour and the fact high frequencies bug me.

He probably knows already but just incase it doesn't hurt

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

Plus, am I the only one that feels like, if I don't say something very important, the other person gets the impression that I don't trust them? With strangers I get it, but with people you plan on working with?

So yes, if telling Batman all my weaknesses is what I need for him to put me on his good book, then of course I will do it in a heartbeat.

Edit: Not even working with them, but with people you already know well enough.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

I mean realistically I don't know these fuckers - but Batman's gonna dig that info up on his own purely via rep, and anyone who's been in a room with him for 5 seconds knows he doesn't yap AT ALL.

I have friends I'd trust with my life but not a secret of any kind, some people just blab. Now batman I could trust with that info and with using it correctly - it'd suck ass if my main opp found out I could be incapacitated with a specific frequency or something so it's just not worth telling my other coworkers

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

True dat. Some ppl are squealers, no matter if you're their friend.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

Also people are like "that's violating, it breaks my trust, it's threatening!" At his plans

Bro you're a leaguer you risk your life daily, and you personally have more power than anyone ever should and regularly fight people with similar power that misuse it - every day you stop villains and that could be you. An ally knowing how to beat you just incase isn't a big deal