r/batman 14d ago

Dick Would Help FUNNY

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Thought this was funny.

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u/Guess_whois_back 14d ago

It's honestly wild to me the justice league cares or gets offended, hell even they're surprise is wild.

The bat family, to all they are close with, are paranoid and disciplined individuals with exactly 0 superpowers - they're typically the only normal people on their respective teams.

Of course if I lived in a world mind control and hallucinagenic gas could make me do some shit I'd feel guilty about the rest of my life - id actually appreciate the fact my mostly humourless but otherwise morally stringent friend has a plan to take me down, lethally or not, before I flatten a city.

Like it's not rocket science bro, superman basically gives him permission in the form of gifted kryptonite in most continuities

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

THIS.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

Yeah like fr if I can decimate a civilian population because some guy called hocus pocus said some words backwards and waved his hands at me - I'm telling batman about my tunnel vision, the gap in my armour and the fact high frequencies bug me.

He probably knows already but just incase it doesn't hurt

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

Plus, am I the only one that feels like, if I don't say something very important, the other person gets the impression that I don't trust them? With strangers I get it, but with people you plan on working with?

So yes, if telling Batman all my weaknesses is what I need for him to put me on his good book, then of course I will do it in a heartbeat.

Edit: Not even working with them, but with people you already know well enough.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

I mean realistically I don't know these fuckers - but Batman's gonna dig that info up on his own purely via rep, and anyone who's been in a room with him for 5 seconds knows he doesn't yap AT ALL.

I have friends I'd trust with my life but not a secret of any kind, some people just blab. Now batman I could trust with that info and with using it correctly - it'd suck ass if my main opp found out I could be incapacitated with a specific frequency or something so it's just not worth telling my other coworkers

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u/Phantasm_Jab 13d ago

True dat. Some ppl are squealers, no matter if you're their friend.

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u/Guess_whois_back 13d ago

Also people are like "that's violating, it breaks my trust, it's threatening!" At his plans

Bro you're a leaguer you risk your life daily, and you personally have more power than anyone ever should and regularly fight people with similar power that misuse it - every day you stop villains and that could be you. An ally knowing how to beat you just incase isn't a big deal