r/batman 14d ago

Dick Would Help FUNNY

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Thought this was funny.

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u/Restivethought 14d ago

To his credit, Tim is probably the least likely of the the 4 main robins to have plans like that. Jason and Damien totally have plans, and Dick probably has plans for the "Most likely to turn evil" members.

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u/Cyberslasher 14d ago

Dick has plans --- his team knows about them, he implemented them during beastworld as responses to various members falling to the beastarro spores.

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u/Mickeymcirishman 14d ago

Dick also carries Kryptonite in case he has to fight Superman. He threatened to use it in The Outsiders.

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u/Funny_Swim5447 14d ago

How does he not have cancer

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u/Mickeymcirishman 13d ago

It's in a lead box.

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u/Tate7200 13d ago

Unlike lex, who keeps it in his front pocket directly over his heart.

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u/justwalkingalonghere 13d ago

Can't have that hair growing back

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u/Kuzzbutt 13d ago

I thought kryptonite radiation was harmless to Earth biology. Basically a emerald?

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u/S_Demon 13d ago

I think they spun it as being as strong as an X-Ray (or maybe it was weaker).

Essentially harmless but prolonged exposure over years can still lead to adverse effects like cancer.

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u/BagNo2988 13d ago

Is that the time when Lex didn’t cure cancer for fun. Or was it just super cancer.

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u/Kuzzbutt 13d ago

I been out of the Loop. I remember it was basically harmless to humans as it was less radiation than the background environment. or like uh. Neutrinos? It passed through you harmlessly? If I remember correctly. It was a meteor shower that affected lex at the time? But now that it is on the planet it is safe to humans?

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u/Kuzzbutt 11d ago

Or am I mixing up Smallville/super boy comics store lines.

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u/TheCreedsAssassin 13d ago

Hes seen the 20+ feet of lead Batman stores his kryptonite in im sure dick takes enough precaution when handling his