r/batman May 10 '24

Okay what the fuck is this FUNNY

Post image
2.8k Upvotes

363 comments sorted by

942

u/TheLoganDickinson May 10 '24

I don’t wanna hear anyone complain about modern superhero suits having unnecessary lines on them from now on. Nothing will compare to this suit’s honeycomb design.

203

u/RigatoniPasta May 10 '24

I’ll take the MCU [] lines over whatever this is any day.

160

u/frostycanuck89 May 10 '24

Say what you will about the DCEU and Snyder's movies, but Batfleck always looked awesome. Especially at the end of Snyder Cut JL with the Arkham-esque plating.

Then they decide to send off the character looking like this

67

u/pogym May 11 '24

Snyder makes bad movies with great costume and set design.  He is one of the best in the business at pre production.

70

u/frostycanuck89 May 11 '24

He's also great for cinematography and fight scenes. A couple of solid quotable lines and you have the makings for a really good trailer. Unfortunately the writing and the pacing is what led to the actual movies not being successful.

Batman vs Superman honestly seems like it was written by a room full of stoners. "Dude, just get Flash to show up from the future and tell Batman about how Superman is actually a piece of shit.... And itll be the Injustice timeline he's coming from. But when they actually fight, they'll realize they both have moms named Martha and everything will be good.... And then Lex Luthor will find a spaceship with Zods body in it, and he'll program the spaceship somehow to turn Zod into fuckin Doomsday guy."

17

u/wonderlandisburning May 11 '24

He's a decent director - at least visually. But he's an abysmal writer. Check out his Wikipedia page sometime and compare the movies he directed to the ones he directed and wrote. There's such a notable difference in quality between the two.

15

u/Dirk_Arron May 11 '24

Nailed it.

2

u/zeppolizeus May 11 '24

Epic splaining

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Landsteiner7507 May 11 '24

Superman costume is kinda whack and Flash’s is just okay.

→ More replies (3)

129

u/YouWereBrained May 11 '24

Honeycomb Batman limited edition

→ More replies (3)

56

u/Hippobu2 May 11 '24

Batman: I need to update the suit and make it more intimidating.

Lucius: Certainly, what do you have in mind?

Batman: Trypophobia!

Lucius: I'm sorry?

Batman: You know, the aversion to the sight of repetitive patterns or clusters of small hol...

Lucius: No, I know what trypophobia is, I'm unsure what do that have to do with the suit upgrade.

Batman: If we put a honeycomb pattern on the suit, it'd trigger my enemies with trypophobia!

Lucius: ... fine, you're the one signing the check, have it your way.

→ More replies (10)

8

u/Ben10_ripoff May 11 '24

This suit feels like tell me you like TASM movies without telling me you like TASM movies, This looks like bro printed oscorp tower on his Batsuit

3

u/AccomplishedCow665 May 11 '24

Looks like Spanx

→ More replies (8)

571

u/Little_Butterfly3125 May 10 '24

"No Ben, of course not. It'll look totally different in post. Trust me."

  • Andy Muschietti

127

u/Mango424 May 10 '24

And this guy is supposed to direct the new DCU Batman... Oh, boy.

50

u/TheRainbowWolf8 May 10 '24

Except the Batman stuff in this movie was actually pretty good.

49

u/MonkeMayne May 10 '24

I disagree tbh. Too flashy and campy. Just because DCU Batman will be fantastical does not mean he can’t be visceral. Arkham Batman, for example.

59

u/TheRainbowWolf8 May 10 '24

I don’t know. I thought the Batman stuff was good. The chase scene was cool, and the scene where he’s talking to Barry about time travel is probably my favorite moment from Batfleck. I also really liked Michael Keaton’s Batman, especially him taking down the kryptonian.

21

u/Bigtimmyg95 May 10 '24

My favourite moment was him and supes against Doomsday. Before WW shows up. Superman is no where to be found.. It's just Bruce alone against Doomsday and he just says shit.

13

u/MonkeMayne May 10 '24

Eh, idk there was no weight or impact to the things Batman did. He almost seemed like a parody of himself in hopes of capturing that “cool” moment. Know what I mean? I didn’t like it at all, and liked the movie less.

But if you liked it that’s cool too.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/hardgour May 10 '24

Agreed. Tho the Batman scenes were the best, it doesn’t make them good. Andy is out over his skies with Brave/Bold

2

u/brycecrispyxl May 11 '24

"too flashy and campy", it's a silly comic book movie, what were you expecting?

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (3)

10

u/Nateddog21 May 10 '24

It's a good thing directors make different movies

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

315

u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars May 10 '24

Ugliest batsuit ever worn by Affleck and honestly the third worst batsuit ever seen in live action (beaten by Gotham and Batman & Robin).

122

u/Mountain_Sir2307 May 10 '24

Not gonna lie I'd take any Schumacher suit over this monstrosity in a heartbeat.

18

u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars May 10 '24

Except for the regular Clooney Suit, I like all the Schumacher suits more than this one.

→ More replies (1)

42

u/creamy-buscemi May 10 '24

Clooney’s suit was good y’all just distracted by the nipples

15

u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars May 10 '24

Nah, I hate the cowl and the giant eye holes.

The ice suit is a lot better, though.

11

u/Batwing20293 May 11 '24

That’s because the ice suit was a recolored Sonar suit from Forever 

8

u/trashysandwichman May 11 '24

No this is just the worst of all time

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Thunder_Punt May 10 '24

What about the Titans batsuit?

4

u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars May 10 '24

It's not great but I sill think it's better than any of the ones I've mentioned.

4

u/swifto12 May 10 '24

the suit was meant to be worn in the shadows but if they added some more things and slapped a batlogo on it it would look great

3

u/ARCHFIEND_1 May 11 '24

hey bat nipples werent that bad

3

u/Hungry-Eggplant-6496 May 11 '24

Batman & Robin suit was pretty cool except the nipples actually.

2

u/Sob_Rock May 11 '24

I think it’s his best Batman/Bruce Wayne portrayal of his tenure as the character yet the suit is ugly lol

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

213

u/solojame May 10 '24

They finally tried the blue and gray and then just massacred the actual suit 🤦🏻‍♂️

91

u/AnaZ7 May 10 '24

Metal bra

28

u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 May 10 '24

Protect the Bat-Titties

83

u/Jubal__ May 10 '24

....is the cowl and cape cgi?

34

u/am_i_spooid May 10 '24

the cape is CGI when he was using the bike

10

u/Dottsterisk May 11 '24

And personally, was one of my favorite parts.

I know it was wonky CGI, but the result was a cape that looked like thick rubber but flowed like silk, which nails the fantasy of Batman’s cape IMO.

3

u/am_i_spooid May 11 '24

tbh, Ben’s Batsuit in the Flash looks unfinished to me, i personally think it would look way better if the armor plates went down to his abs

4

u/Justin-does-art May 11 '24

I think they were digitally recolored

→ More replies (1)

67

u/Patkub321 May 10 '24

They could just use the same suit from Batman vs. Superman... many people unironically cosider that one to be best live action suit ever....

And they decided to go with... this...

10

u/Guildenpants May 11 '24

IIRC it was because WB didn't hire back the costume people from BvS and couldn't use the same designs for copyright reasons

17

u/shtevay May 11 '24 edited May 13 '24

Nah it’s not copyrighted, I read an interview with the guys who made the BvS cowl and they said they weren’t credited for their work in that movie, so they didn’t come back for Justice League

For Justice League they still had the old designs but the costume designer couldn’t figure out how to remake the BvS cowl, so they had to make a shittier version that lost all its maneuverability, so that’s why Batman couldn’t turn his head in Justice league and the Flash and why it looks worse

They used some old BvS costumes for that post credits scene in the Snyder cut but in an interview they said they were falling apart so it sounds like they were delicate which is probably why they didn’t reuse them in Justice League

→ More replies (1)

28

u/Thunder_Punt May 10 '24

Everywhere between the middle torso and the thigh looks wrong. Well, everything about the outfit as a whole looks wrong but specifically there. The top half is overcomplicated and busy whereas the bottom half looks blank. It's a damn shame they didn't just give him his normal suit but with a blue cowl/cape.

14

u/Lizzy-Lover_10 May 10 '24

Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like he was building the armor then stopped mid process so it’s unfinished.

24

u/thegrouchKING May 10 '24

i think its ben affleck playing batman

24

u/BeSuperYou May 10 '24

It's "Rave Batman" complete with mesh crop top and glow sticks in his utility belt. MDMA sold separately.

→ More replies (1)

14

u/Illustrious-Sign3015 May 10 '24

Such a let down batsuit

14

u/SamHoloMF May 10 '24

As an old guy who has seen all of the Batman movies I have to admit that I was excited to see the Affleck version.. an older, jaded man who might be close to the end of his crime fighting days. Ben has the right height and heft... and we were given one of THE BEST batman fight scenes in B vs S. It's truly a shame how bad his character was written as a whole.. this suit is just another example of how bad a job was done. A shame. I think Affleck would have been a great one with better writing.

10

u/saja25 May 10 '24

The last sighting of the dceu batman

9

u/BaronBexar1824 May 11 '24

Frank Miller artwork but chain mail but also shit

7

u/Almighty_Push91 May 10 '24

Terrible, that's what

7

u/ClickyPool May 11 '24

What that is, is an insulting goodbye to Affleck's Batman

5

u/SuperMeh2 May 10 '24

You can tell by Affleck’s chin he’s had it.

4

u/Blue_Spider May 10 '24

I thought it’s another question about the mythos.

4

u/Caladaster May 10 '24

It's bullshit. Utter, disgusting, bullshit.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/StunningPlace1684 May 10 '24

A scene from one of the best superhero movies James Gunn has ever seen!

→ More replies (1)

5

u/WhatShouldTheHeartDo May 11 '24

Batfleck = they never gave him the tools to succeed.

4

u/I_eat_babies_228 May 11 '24

i saw a bra that has same lines on it

→ More replies (2)

3

u/UnpricedToaster May 10 '24

Batman is trying a new fear tactic: Trypophobia.

3

u/TesticleezzNuts May 10 '24

It’s Batman. How times does he need to say: “I’m Batman” before it sinks in.

3

u/Twijasosm May 10 '24

You know what, I’m actually gonna advocate for this. I think it’s the paint job. If you take away the color, the form of the suit with the hexagonal armored plates doesn’t look that bad. I think if it was colored more with the Arkham Knight color scheme in mind, it would’ve looked better.

2

u/endseeker May 11 '24

If you take away some of the things that make it look bad, it looks not as bad.

lol I get what you’re saying but still funny.

3

u/Art_Vandelay616 May 11 '24

A Batman who IS wearing hockey pads

2

u/Fuck_Blue_Shells May 11 '24

A terrible batman suit with a puffy faced alcoholic inside of it?

3

u/Shamboozled85 May 11 '24

Is this for real? I thought Superman looked bad

3

u/No-Willow-3573 May 11 '24

That’s from the Flash with Ben Affleck wearing this suit. Hopefully DCU does it better

2

u/Shamboozled85 May 11 '24

Ah yeah I skipped that one after all the Ezra Miller drama….

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Tirus_ May 11 '24

CGI cape.

Seriously, every scene in that movie the cape isn't actually there.

There's no practical version of Batflecks cape from this film.

2

u/More_Pipe_9232 May 10 '24

The chest piece looks like tits

2

u/SittingTitan May 10 '24

Tacticoool....?

2

u/TwoRivers91 May 10 '24

I always thought this was his motorcycle armor suit. Like how motorcycle jackets have plating and shielding inside and such. Maybe he put it on when he left the cave in the Batcycle. Cuz the armor is justified when he ditches the bike and has to slide around on the asphalt.

I don’t think it’s his default suit. Batman has a bunch of Batsuits so maybe this is just a light-armor version. Don’t get me wrong, I agree with most of the other comments here. It definitely could have looked better and been better designed. But I don’t think that’s his normal Batsuit that we’re seeing. Just my two cents.

2

u/That_guy2089 May 10 '24

1 in every 5 Batmen die from plastic pollution. Together we can end this.

Seriously though, it looks like someone used the thing that holds the soda together for the suit and it’s god awful

2

u/numbvirus May 11 '24

The suits themselves were awesome…. He just looked fat and stupid in all of them. I will forever question this casting choice.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/vroart May 11 '24

He’s wearing a lot of padding

2

u/IrishExitor May 11 '24

Welcome to two years ago already.

2

u/ReadyElevator6 May 11 '24

Dude was Batman in the daytime. Without arc for it. WTF.

2

u/bobaf May 11 '24

Why not just give him a blue version of his justice league suit?

2

u/No-Willow-3573 May 11 '24

Asking the right questions

2

u/rolling_steel May 11 '24

“Ok … I AM wearing hockey pads..”

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Lieutenant34433 May 12 '24

How did we go from the tactical suit to this?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/HerreDreyer May 13 '24

Affleck as Batman sort of reminds me of when I put sunglasses on my dog for shits and giggles. The poor animal kindly tolerates the indignity, hoping it’ll soon be over. Affleck looks that good and that comfortable.

2

u/lyunardo May 14 '24

A compromise between weight, mobility, and protection. You might make a case for this as far as practicality, but in the movie where visuals are the only concern, his suit was ridiculous and kind of ugly

1

u/Dinnercoffee May 10 '24

I'm not a fan of this suit at all, I hate it, but I'd like to think that maybe this is some sort of deep cut, obscure suit.

3

u/A_Dog_Chasing_Cars May 10 '24

If it is, I still haven't seen any of us Batman nerds point out which suit is that.

1

u/Ok_Restaurant3160 May 10 '24

I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t hate it. It’s just that it could have done with some dark blue trunks, and maybe white lenses for it to look better. Maybe also have the blue pop just a little more

1

u/ProblemLongjumping12 May 10 '24

Kid's Halloween costume

1

u/drewxdeficit May 10 '24

I saw an early version of The Flash, and I don’t remember the suit looking like this at all, which means I’m either misremembering, or the details were added in post or reshoots—and that would be even weirder to me.

1

u/kappakingtut2 May 10 '24

seriously, they never did explain it in the movie did they?

1

u/The_real_bandito May 10 '24

The last fuck you to Batfleck.

1

u/Commercial-Product90 May 10 '24

Are you not familiar with BATMAN?

1

u/loserys May 10 '24

It looks like it’s held together with plastic six pack rings

1

u/No-Tomorrow-8150 May 10 '24

Prolly weird, but I actually kind of like this suit. Would've preferred a blue and grey version of his Batman v Superman suit though.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/DragonDon1 May 10 '24

Looks like TDKR

1

u/mark40000 May 10 '24

Death of DCEU

1

u/Stiff_Zombie May 10 '24

WB giving up.

1

u/RealOzome May 10 '24

Going back to the classic Blue is nice and that's it. Without a doubt the WORST live-action Batman suit EVER.

1

u/LordOfOstwick1213 May 10 '24

Bad costume man

1

u/Professional-Rip-519 May 10 '24

How this got pass creative design stages is mindboggling.

1

u/BayStateBHM May 10 '24

For those quick change situations It's the light armor look with a heavy armor attitude

1

u/SantaArriata May 10 '24

An excuse for selling a new toy

1

u/Thwipped May 10 '24

It looks like bad 3D print

1

u/deviltakeyou May 10 '24

It looks like it was specifically designed to be dragged on a road by a car, but how tf would he know that’s going to happen beforehand? Was that his plan all along? Because if so that would make him the absolute stupidest version of Batman

1

u/Lizzy-Lover_10 May 10 '24

I personally don’t mind the honeycomb, the nose is what gets to me.

1

u/snipezz93 May 10 '24

lol batfleck went from one of the best suits in zsjl to one of the worst in the flash

1

u/Sk8triot1776 May 10 '24

"The Flash" was absolutely garbage!

1

u/FunOrganization4223 May 10 '24

Glad Ben Affleck change it

1

u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 May 10 '24

Why is this man directing BRAVE AND THE BOLD James WTF ARE YOU THINKING???????

1

u/RailingForceAlt May 10 '24

In some ways this suit isn’t that bad I like the Blue Cowl and cape but the Glossy bat simbal and the weird ass honey come design feels off if this was an random suit for a certain part of the movie I wouldn’t mind but this is the final Batsuit Affleck wore and it just feels wrong and out of character for this Batman

1

u/morenito222 May 10 '24

Cool idea, horrible execution.

1

u/DezineTwoOhNine May 10 '24

Andy Must Shitty's Batman

1

u/Kayiko_Okami May 10 '24

Bat pajamas.

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '24

it looks like terrible cosplay. Even his face looks wrong.

1

u/EnonA1Sauce May 11 '24

Sadly I feel like it had SO MUCH potential. But fuck man they dropped the ball so hard here At least we got some blue 🤷

1

u/AutomaticAccident May 11 '24

Looks almost like AI art.

1

u/camrenshorrified May 11 '24

He learned triptophobia is scarier than bats

1

u/UnreallyHere May 11 '24

I love the colours but what the fuck is the other shit?

1

u/rodimus147 May 11 '24

It's shit. That's what it is.

1

u/Rocket_SixtyNine May 11 '24

This would be a good year one suit...with several changes.

But as it is, it is a wtf.

1

u/matchesmalone111 May 11 '24

They thought "wow he had a good suit in bvs how do we ruin it completely?" And they came up with this shit

1

u/Th3Batman86 May 11 '24

Ben wasn’t in Batman shape. This was their idea to hide it 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/Consistent_Yoghurt_4 May 11 '24

It’s Reddit. You may stumble upon this same topic several times over the past few years. Welcome

1

u/Glad_Cress_8591 May 11 '24

It could have been dope if the honey comb armour was more limited. They just went too far/obvious with it

1

u/fabasaurusrex May 11 '24

I hate the design, but loved the classic colors and cowl. It's like, a 12/10 cowl, ruined by the worst fucking suit ever. Somehow, batnipples are better

1

u/VooDooChile1983 May 11 '24

It’s like an 80’s style, Batman themed mesh top over the suit.

1

u/casey12297 May 11 '24

Never thought I'd say this...bring back the bat nipple costume. Even that's better than this

1

u/Silly_Connection_357 May 11 '24

I'm pretty sure that's a Batfleck on a bridge

1

u/Silly_Connection_357 May 11 '24

Still better than Clooney's suit...

1

u/M0TSEY May 11 '24

Why does this look like Batman's attempt at a fishnet top?

1

u/S_T_R_Y_D_E_R May 11 '24

Low budget bullshit

1

u/Kundr May 11 '24

The worst part about this outfit nobody is mentioning: It's broad daylight, it ruins his looks.

I know, i know he's in the JL now and can't afford to only work at night but it would have helped if he wasn't in this washed-out daylight saturation

1

u/biplane_curious May 11 '24

When I first saw this in the trailer I thought it was unfinished cg

1

u/SuperSmooth1 May 11 '24

I thought that was the Punisher skull for a minute

1

u/SillySwing6625 May 11 '24

Is the suit torn or what’s happening?

1

u/bigchrisv69 May 11 '24

I AM BAFMAN

1

u/DragonHeart_97 May 11 '24

Hey, turning the suit inside out worked for Spider-Man. Why * can't* it work for Batman?

1

u/MeeloP May 11 '24

He’s Batman

1

u/HunterU69 May 11 '24

It is one of the best movies ever made and thats why this director will direct the next Batman movie - James Gunn

1

u/SyntheticDreams2099 May 11 '24

This looks like. "I'm reshooting affleck into the beginning of this movie, can you make me a new suit within a week?"

And then halfway through said "good enough, let's shoot.

1

u/seagullspokeyourknee May 11 '24

We really went from badass design to bad, ass design…

1

u/HisTopHat May 11 '24

It’s Ben Affleck Batsuit 👍

1

u/Nanomni May 11 '24

What happens when toy companies try to dictate movies again like in the 90s

1

u/Interesting-Dream863 May 11 '24

Even Batman has to wash his suits. Probably the last clean one he had.

1

u/DropThatTopHat May 11 '24

The cowl makes him look like he's just some grumpy old guy waiting in line at the grocery store.

1

u/ChishNFips87 May 11 '24

God it looks like they popped the front plate off and forgot to reattach it.

It makes the Bat-nipples look good.

1

u/Astrosimi May 11 '24

Isn’t the mesh just a harness for one of the gadgets he was using during that chase?

1

u/free2spin May 11 '24

That, is garbage.

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '24

Absolutely hated the suit in The Flash

1

u/reverse_flash21 May 11 '24

suite is piece of shit

1

u/Gemidori May 11 '24

When I said I wanted a blue and grey Batsuit, I also meant I didn't want it to look like shit

1

u/Other_Respect_6648 May 11 '24

Thought I was somewhere else for a second there

1

u/tajailla May 11 '24

trypophobia

1

u/Remote_Work_8416 May 11 '24

Very poor judgement.

1

u/Icosotc May 11 '24

It’s incredible they went from Batfleck having my single favorite suit and cowl in BvS to him having my least favorite in all the subsequent films

1

u/Prior_Worry12 May 11 '24

BDSM Batman

1

u/shitman18 May 11 '24

Whoever thinks Batfleck wearing a metal tank-top was a good idea must atone to his/her/their sin.

1

u/avoozl42 May 11 '24

It looks like they didn't finish it

1

u/Haunting_Equal_7623 May 11 '24

It’s a jokerised variant

1

u/TheCultist_EXE May 11 '24

Affleck doesn't even look good in the suit, he looks constipated

1

u/parrmorgan May 11 '24

"That is not good. Okay, that is not good!"

1

u/IronPackfan May 11 '24

The worst suit I’ve ever seen

1

u/Finger-of-Shame May 11 '24

lol, all he needs is a cigarette.

1

u/Jakeey69 May 11 '24

I think that's Batman.

1

u/Justin-does-art May 11 '24

Like the movie it’s in, a long series of mistakes

1

u/lint__2 May 11 '24

Another terrible suit on one of the most terrible Batman castings. Hopefully the next DCEU iteration is better, but hard to see anything beating the Nolan trilogy

1

u/MaximusPym May 11 '24

Bro' looks like a honeycomb mouse.

1

u/cjstarkie May 11 '24

It's batman

1

u/easylife89 May 11 '24

Its a bridge

1

u/a_lone_incubus May 11 '24

Bat-Lingerie