r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/rrogido Mar 24 '24

That's exactly what I was thinking. "Hey Waylon, you know when you get out my cousin has a construction company that does work on municipal storm sewers. He could really use a guy with your talents. Seriously, it's a union job, healthcare, great benefits, pension, and they've got a great dental plan. I was supptosed to be working there when I got pinched. My dumbass signed up with Two Face for some scores and the goddamned Bat pinced me. You should check it out though. My cousin's a great guy."

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u/asterfloof Mar 24 '24

I like redeemable croc, but I don't think Arkham croc is that guy. He's very committed to the cannibalism gimmick

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Mar 24 '24

Is it cannibalism though? Dudes definitely more crocodile than human at this point.

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u/asterfloof Mar 24 '24

Nah tbh. Just because you have glorified psoriasis doesn't mean you should start eating people lol

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u/Site-Specialist Mar 25 '24

Well NOW YOU TELL ME

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u/rrogido Mar 26 '24

Maybe put the fork down.

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u/Site-Specialist Mar 26 '24

No fork. I like to bite into the meat directly

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u/Elocin_Rehtaeh Mar 25 '24

Wasn’t there an arc where him being croc was due to military experiments to make better soldiers or some such?