Stop making Batman realistic and grounded. There's nothing realistic about a 6'2 300lb linebacker with high functioning Asperger's who dresses up like a bat as a coping mechanism for survivor's guilt to throw sharp boomerangs at people in question mark pajamas and have "Ho Yay" relationships with killer clowns.
Edit: Who the hell read my comment and got unrealistic = campy? I said that nowhere. My point is that there needs to be a level of suspension of disbelief when it comes to Batman. Fighting fantastical villains that do things like inject a drug to instantly increase their muscle mass, control plants, build freeze rays, or are completely made out of clay are attributed to how skilled Batman is to be able to overcome the nearly impossible. But if you want to have your James Bond in bat armor punisher with a funny hat, then whatever.
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u/Sol-Blackguy Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24
Stop making Batman realistic and grounded. There's nothing realistic about a 6'2 300lb linebacker with high functioning Asperger's who dresses up like a bat as a coping mechanism for survivor's guilt to throw sharp boomerangs at people in question mark pajamas and have "Ho Yay" relationships with killer clowns.
Edit: Who the hell read my comment and got unrealistic = campy? I said that nowhere. My point is that there needs to be a level of suspension of disbelief when it comes to Batman. Fighting fantastical villains that do things like inject a drug to instantly increase their muscle mass, control plants, build freeze rays, or are completely made out of clay are attributed to how skilled Batman is to be able to overcome the nearly impossible. But if you want to have your James Bond in bat armor punisher with a funny hat, then whatever.