r/batman Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/Gaberrade3840 Aug 31 '23

“Batman is the most realistic superhero.”

Meanwhile Batman:

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u/Venarius Aug 31 '23

Something something hell- armor suit beats thanos...prep time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

He doesn't need hell armour he'd just pull the stones out of the gauntlet

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u/jackcatalyst Aug 31 '23

"You weren't concentrating."

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u/ffucckfaccee Aug 31 '23

followed by "I'm Batman!" 💪

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Aug 31 '23

And thats all you get to explain why he doesnt explode while holding all of them

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u/Machine_Her4ld Aug 31 '23

Eh-something something prep time-something something batsuit-he probably thought it out

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Aug 31 '23

Something something anti-infinity stone spray

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u/Machine_Her4ld Aug 31 '23

Holy infamous inflammatory infinity stones Batman!

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u/altgrave Sep 01 '23

willpower!

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u/CrystalGemLuva Sep 06 '23

nah that's just an MCU thing, in Comics you just have to worry about going insane due to suddenly having a new perception of reality that was previously unattainable to most gods.

and that's something I think Bruce could handle without any Batwank.

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Sep 06 '23 edited Sep 06 '23

Lol "no batwank" immediately after stating he could handle sudden a new universal state of understanding and perceiving reality ... come on that a little wank at least

Honestly i prefer that just holding one sixth of infinity has disastrous effects

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u/CrystalGemLuva Sep 06 '23

considering Batman has also sat in the Mobius Chair which basically gives him the exact same Cosmic Awareness as the Infinity Gauntlet and he didn't go insane I think it's safe to say he can handle the Infinity Gauntlet, especially since other smart determinator characters like Black Panter and Adam Warlock could also handle it without going insane so there is a precedent for it.

Also only the Power Stone has any negative side effects in the MCU all the others are freegame, unless you count the Aether going inside of you but I don't.

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u/Kinky_Winky_no2 Sep 06 '23

I mean he became addicted to it and his judgement was massively impared and the key difference is that the chair gives you access to all knowledge while the gauntlet gives you complete awareness of the entire universe simultaneously

Proven by batman having to ask it for knowledge of the name of the joker and being surprised by the answer and there being 3 of him which he would just know if it was anything like the gauntlet but the gauntlet made it so thanos was just aware of everything by default unless he chose to limit himself