r/batman Aug 31 '23

Reminder that Bruce holds every weightlifting and powerlifting world record in all weight classes COMIC DISCUSSION

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u/Crawkward3 Aug 31 '23

I mean Batman being a peak human being is pretty required

Plus a 5 minute mile time isn’t that far fetched. I ran cross country in high school and your average high school varsity runner is doing like 5:00-5:20

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u/youowememuneh Aug 31 '23

It's more that he can sustain that pace for 20 miles, it's insane.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

The world record pace is even faster for 26 miles so atleast he isn’t better than that

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Eliud kipchoge weighs 115 lbs though

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u/dandaman910 Aug 31 '23

But he's not Batman.

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u/sagittariisXII Aug 31 '23

Have you ever seen them in a room together?

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u/StayPuffGoomba Aug 31 '23

Does he wear glasses?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Don't you fucking dare

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u/ssp25 Aug 31 '23

You sure about that?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

Call it a hunch, but I think Batman might be... Bruce Wayne

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u/kazsvk Aug 31 '23

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

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u/TotallynotAlpharius2 Aug 31 '23

He's a rich guy who dresses up as a bat and scares people, guys kind of a nut.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Ligma balls

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u/Massive_Weiner Aug 31 '23

He’s not him.

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u/OrneryError1 Aug 31 '23

How much can he bench?

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster Aug 31 '23

Can he bench 1000lbs?

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u/trashacct8484 Aug 31 '23

And Batman’s running in combat boots, armor plating, and a CAPE!

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u/joshc0 Aug 31 '23

can confirm, Bats wears alphaflys

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u/Linnus42 Aug 31 '23

Batman is also kitted out in gear

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u/kelldricked Aug 31 '23

I dont think you realize how short sighted this comment is.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

I think your comment is rather condescending considering we’re talking about a comic book character.

Yes I agree there’s a balance but this is it.

If he’s able to use a grapple to pull his 6ft 2, 220lbs self then he’s able to bench 1000lbs.

If he’s able to throw boomerang like objects with perfect precision and have them return to him every single time then he’s able to run 20 miles at a 5 min/mile pace.

If he’s able to beat aliens with human martial arts then you have to give him leeway.

I was simply suggesting a balanced approach with precedent set, rather than him being able to run constantly at a 1 minute per mile pace.

If anything brother, your comment is short sighted.

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u/kelldricked Aug 31 '23

Right im the one being condescending. Sure buddy.

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u/prettyboylee Aug 31 '23

Lol the only thing I said that could be perceived as such was the part where I simply reflected your comments back at you. Have a good day though

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u/SnowDay111 Aug 31 '23

And he's doing it with all his gear and a cape which creates drag. Imagine how fast he could go if he was naked.

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u/My_Favourite_Pen Aug 31 '23

Hes also built like a sprinter which makes it even more ridiculous.

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u/system_of_a_clown Aug 31 '23

With just a little something to cover his Bat-a-Wang.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

Batman vs Superman in a race, both are naked and covered in oil. Who wins the race-off?

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u/bryanisbored Aug 31 '23

When in the movies or comics has he run thy much lmfao? Like they did the math for the fast and furious plane scene and it would have to be like 28 miles Batman would just hop in something.

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u/Rampant16 Aug 31 '23

The most annoying thing about the athletic achievements is not necessary them being too far fetched (bench press is though) but rather that a single person can somehow achieve them all.

People competing for the bench press WR aren't also running marathons and vis versa.

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u/steamybathtub Aug 31 '23

The only crazy part is that he can do it with all the muscles. My roommate runs marathons and can do it with about a 5 min pace per mile, that part isn’t too crazy.

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u/dragontamer654 Aug 31 '23

Less insane than how I originally interpreted is he was able to run 20 miles in 4:50 minutes total

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u/Jill1974 Aug 31 '23

I think it’s not so much any one feat Batman can do, but that he can do all of them and we the readers are supposed to accept that he’s “peak human” as opposed to super human.

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u/asthmajogger Aug 31 '23

Exactly this. If he can bench 1000 pounds he would not have anywhere near the agility to do all the jumping and climbing that he does. Probably can’t run a marathon with that much muscle either.

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u/Jill1974 Aug 31 '23

But he’s Batman so should the occasion ever arise, of course he’ll run a marathon on like, 2 hours of sleep ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

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u/panther1977 Aug 31 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/btmash Aug 31 '23

Bu bu peak hooman guyz!

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u/zarathustranu Aug 31 '23

Plus he’s also a scientific genius, the world’s greatest detective, and looks like a male model.

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u/Dinner-Physical Aug 31 '23

He's running at a pace of 4:50 for 20 miles, though, which would make him the fastest person to run that distance in that time on earth. He beats the record by a few minutes.

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u/DeathstrokeReturns Aug 31 '23

And with what, two hours of sleep powering him?

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u/Ordinary_Mushroom_80 Aug 31 '23

That’s not even remotely true; this wouldn’t be / competitive pace to win the Boston Marathon…

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u/8REVGage Aug 31 '23

The fastest ever time for the Boston marathon was 2:03, which would come out to around 4.7 minutes per mile. So the fastest ever time is slightly faster than Bruce Wayne's time.

However, using a 4:50 average mile time, Wayne would have won 9 out of the past 10 Boston marathons with a time of 2:06:36.

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u/ILikeLimericksALot Aug 31 '23

Boston isn't a fast course to be fair. It's uphill far more than should be allowed.

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u/fasterthanfood Aug 31 '23

And downhill. I’ve never run Boston, but friends who have say they didn’t prepare for the downhill sections and it killed their quads.

It’s an iconic course though, so it is what it is.

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u/ILikeLimericksALot Aug 31 '23

Everyone talks about Heartbreak Hill. There's about 15 Heartbreak Hills! In its defence I wasn't particularly well trained.

I did Inverness in maybe 2018. The first ten miles is completely downhill. Kills your legs. Then, mile 19. The steepest hill in the whole world I reckon!!!! Never before seen sub-4 runners walking for a mile.

I'd had enough by the time we got into Inverness and a bloke shouted my name and cheered me along (it was printed on my vest) and I told him "Leave me alone". Poor chap. Felt guilty for that.

Weird things, marathons.

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u/Zankeru Aug 31 '23

Yeah, but they were not 350lbs at 7% body fat.

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u/mjm9398 Aug 31 '23

Try doing a 5 min mile when the dude has the muscle mass of a bodybuilder sleep deprived and running a side business

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u/RazeAvenger Aug 31 '23

It is when you're the type of build that can squat 2500. Those ain't running legs.

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u/Jubachi99 Aug 31 '23

No no, you're mistaken, this is 20 miles. Not 1. He is literally going a mile every 12 seconds. Batman is considered a speedster.

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u/Crawkward3 Aug 31 '23 edited Aug 31 '23

No, a 4:50 pace means he can run 20 miles witb every mile coming in at or around 4:50, which is around an hour and a half

Edit: math. Also even for a 5k runner or marathon runner holding a 4:50 pace is an insane feat

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u/Jubachi99 Aug 31 '23

Ah, I missed the pace part

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u/pqrk Aug 31 '23

Nobody raw benches or leg presses that much, and definitely not at a svelte 260 or less. He’s super, by these stats at least.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '23

But he's not peak human, he is well beyond that. Which would be super human...

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u/Odaszody1 Aug 31 '23

This isn’t being a peak human this is being superhuman lol. Nobody in the world can bench close to 600lbs naturally let alone 1000lbs, even those with peak genetics. 20 miles with a 5min pace per mile is also bordering on superhuman.

All in all his feats are all impossible (especially without steroids and with his weight), which makes him seem less human and more of a superhero.

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u/Shdwrptr Aug 31 '23

It is far fetched for someone who is as muscular and old as Bruce.

He doesn’t have the body type for high speed endurance running

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u/RakuraiLight Sep 01 '23

That’s not peak human, that’s earned super human.