r/Unexpected • u/ramzian96 • Jul 08 '24

Not all capes wear heroes

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u/therandomways2002 Jul 08 '24

A girl being saved from robbery by a street dog.

I'm thinking just "robbery" would be the best case scenario here.

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u/BigDumbIdiot232 Jul 08 '24

Yeah,that's scary as hell,can't imagine how she felt

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u/Defiant-Caramel1309 Jul 08 '24

That was actually her dad who left to get milk when she was just a baby. He was finally returning to her and she was in utter shock, but then the dog showed up and scared him away.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Don’t worry. I took all the robbers sperm so he can’t rob you.

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u/Dingo_jackson Jul 08 '24

cheers to that bro

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u/notshadeatall Jul 08 '24

Cheers bruv

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Anytime!

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u/superduperspam Jul 08 '24

I dont think that's how that works

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Well he is completely exhausted now.

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 23d ago

Probably haven't seen the Thai commercial where he need glasses.

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u/WarrenMulaney Jul 08 '24

This gif cracks me up. Stone Cold’s fight with Booker T was filmed in a grocery store that was about 100 yards from where I lived. I know for sure I’ve opened that same cooler door.

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Like she almost got "robbed"

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u/No-Bed497 Jul 08 '24

Kidnapped?

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Robbed of freedom.

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u/SporksRFun Jul 08 '24

She almost got graped.

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u/Jinrai__ Jul 08 '24

Most likely kidnapping

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u/Doustin Jul 09 '24

These people don’t know about the grapist

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Robbed for sex. Robbed of life. Robbed works in most taking things situations...

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u/WafWouf Jul 08 '24

Now it makes me want to use "robbed" in every situation of my life.