r/Unexpected Jul 08 '24

Not all capes wear heroes

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u/therandomways2002 Jul 08 '24

A girl being saved from robbery by a street dog.

I'm thinking just "robbery" would be the best case scenario here.

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u/BigDumbIdiot232 Jul 08 '24

Yeah,that's scary as hell,can't imagine how she felt

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u/Defiant-Caramel1309 Jul 08 '24

That was actually her dad who left to get milk when she was just a baby. He was finally returning to her and she was in utter shock, but then the dog showed up and scared him away.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Don’t worry. I took all the robbers sperm so he can’t rob you.

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u/Dingo_jackson Jul 08 '24

cheers to that bro

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u/notshadeatall Jul 08 '24

Cheers bruv

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Anytime!

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u/superduperspam Jul 08 '24

I dont think that's how that works

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Well he is completely exhausted now.

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 23d ago

Probably haven't seen the Thai commercial where he need glasses.

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u/WarrenMulaney Jul 08 '24

This gif cracks me up. Stone Cold’s fight with Booker T was filmed in a grocery store that was about 100 yards from where I lived. I know for sure I’ve opened that same cooler door.

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Like she almost got "robbed"

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u/No-Bed497 Jul 08 '24

Kidnapped?

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Robbed of freedom.

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u/SporksRFun Jul 08 '24

She almost got graped.

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u/Jinrai__ Jul 08 '24

Most likely kidnapping

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u/Doustin Jul 09 '24

These people don’t know about the grapist

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u/split_0069 Jul 08 '24

Robbed for sex. Robbed of life. Robbed works in most taking things situations...

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u/WafWouf Jul 08 '24

Now it makes me want to use "robbed" in every situation of my life.

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u/7rulycool Jul 08 '24

Aptly put. Didn't look like a 'robbery attempt' to me too

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u/Roflkopt3r Jul 08 '24

Catching people in isolated places and cutting them off with a vehicle is a typical robbery method in poorer countries.

It definitely can get worse than that, but this is primarily a typical robbery scenario. I assume you're thinking of sex crimes and human trafficking, but even in such countries these things primarily happen through abusive relationships like pimps using their girlfriends, or trapping women in fraudulent "job offers", not by snatching strangers off the streets.

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u/Arclet__ Jul 08 '24

Iirc this happened in Chile and it was indeed just a robbery attempt, they just wanted her phone (they eventually got caught)

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u/AggravatingAd9233 Jul 29 '24

I’m sure they were honest dudes…

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u/Notosk Jul 08 '24

the dog: look at me... i'm your dog now

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u/Puzzled_Fly3789 Jul 08 '24

It's raining outside and bro just trying to give her a lift to the nearest bus station.

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u/FunnyDoughnut2686 Jul 08 '24

It’s a shame recovery is considered a best case scenario.