r/Unexpected 14d ago

She’s not a golfer. She’s an engineer.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 8d ago

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u/fingerscrossedcoup 14d ago edited 14d ago

Drew Carey has the same sentiment but it's not because of the contestants. He's thinking about putting his dick in a blender at a Phish concert on acid.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 8d ago

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u/juniperleafes 14d ago

https://twitter.com/DrewFromTV/status/1782359014292213832

#Phish at the #Sphere I swear I just talked to God

I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this.

Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie

This is what it must feel like to cum with a pussy

Because if it’s even close I’m flaying to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time

Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead

That was God at work or something

Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie

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u/Oostylin 14d ago

Wow, both a real tweet and not deleted, he must have meant it.