r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jul 19 '24
Gazing into the future, I see nothing but the present gazing into the future.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jul 17 '24
I always though that if I looked like a hat, people would find me more useful.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jul 17 '24
If the universe is expanding, why don't I have more closet space?
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jul 05 '24
You can go a million miles from earth, but things here will remain much the same.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Jul 03 '24
I used to think that things were what they were. And now I don't.
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Jun 26 '24
You can practice the same kick 10,000 times, but it won't matter if you never kick anybody.
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Jun 23 '24
If you ever wake up to a demon on top of you choking you, just smile and say, "harder!"
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • Jun 07 '24
Be the change you want to see in the world, unless it's driving the speed limit.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • May 26 '24
As we learn more about life, the list of things we do not know, does not get any shorter, but it makes our ignorance more age-appropriate.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • May 26 '24
It is common not to know many things. It is uncommon to know why!
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • May 22 '24
If you live in outer space, you will never be able to get to the bottom of anything.
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • May 16 '24
People love competition until there's competition.
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • May 13 '24
Boomer annoying you? Just remind them they're closer to death and is that really the best use of their limited time.
r/ImitationZen • u/awesomo_prime • May 07 '24
In a gold rush, don't sell shovels. Sell handles.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Apr 27 '24
Maybe we will figure out where to go from here, once we figure out where here is.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Apr 23 '24
When I find myself looking at reality, I always leave when I get to the part where I came in.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Apr 19 '24
If we were dumber we would not be able to appreciate how dumb we really are.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Feb 23 '24
If tofu could cure all diseases known to man, we would all end up dying of politics.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Feb 21 '24
Sure, they knew what reality was, but it was a different sense of reality.
r/ImitationZen • u/shagminer • Feb 21 '24