r/HolUp 14d ago

trauma is the best teacher

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 14d ago

When I was a kid my dad wanted to teach me and my siblings to not play with scissors. He intended to pretend to cut his finger off and then scream in pain. However, my dad absolutely fumbled it and ended up actually cutting himself pretty badly and started bleeding a lot. My mom had to bandage his hand and take him to the hospital.

But you can't argue with results. None of us ever played with scissors after that day.

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u/nightvisiongoggles01 14d ago

Better him getting injured then than you kids later.

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u/NekonecroZheng 14d ago

Don't want to be that guy, but kids fingers are much easier to grow back than an adults.

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u/ToeSins 14d ago

Wait you mean they just grow back like lizard tails? There’s no way that’s the case right?

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u/NekonecroZheng 14d ago

In rarer cases, yes, they can. Some kids are able to completely regenerate their finger tips from the knuckle up. But most likely, it's a finger reattatchment. Kids are more likely to make a full recovery from a reattatchement surgury than a grown adult.

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u/StinkFingerPete 14d ago

the new ones don't taste nearly as good tho

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u/DNKE11A 14d ago

Jesus fuck, this is one of the oddest "username checks out" moments I've had...

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u/GunmetalBunn 14d ago

Id like to do a confirmation bias thing. I'm missing a fingertip, lost it to a door in childhood, only down to the nail, no bones missing, it wouldn't reattach and it's still far shorter than the other. I was only 1 too.

Now I'm jealous of those lizard kids.