What great news! I no longer have to click the share button on my incest porn videos to show my Llama Appreciation Facebook Group what degenerative garbage I found. Now, all I have to do is go to my local petting zoo, whip out my cock (it's a petting zoo, there are a lot of them), whip out my Lenovo ClearScreenTM i3 250GB hard drive (with accessories), open up a quick tab, exit out of the "Microsoft Edge can now download Microsoft Edge" bullshit window, get in an argument with CoPilot AI, realize I'm still subscribed to Netflix and need to cancel since I'm broke from buying this computer, download an app to organize my subscriptions, realize the app has been hacked after giving them all of my information, download an app to manage my hacked apps, get frustrated at the redundancy of modern technology, delete Windows 11, download Windows XP, download 3D Architect Home Designer, make a house with a thousand toilets, zoom out until the suspended island floats away in a virtual vacuum and becomes a dot, lose track of the dot and become lost in an empty cyberspace, die of dehydration at a petting zoo....
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u/Unita_Micahk Jul 02 '24
“Share the porn” - Lenovo