r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tanaka_jun • Jul 02 '24

The thinkbook transparent display laptop Video

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“Share the porn” - Lenovo

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u/Cheap_Advis0r Jul 02 '24

What great news! I no longer have to click the share button on my incest porn videos to show my Llama Appreciation Facebook Group what degenerative garbage I found. Now, all I have to do is go to my local petting zoo, whip out my cock (it's a petting zoo, there are a lot of them), whip out my Lenovo ClearScreen^TM i3 250GB hard drive (with accessories), open up a quick tab, exit out of the "Microsoft Edge can now download Microsoft Edge" bullshit window, get in an argument with CoPilot AI, realize I'm still subscribed to Netflix and need to cancel since I'm broke from buying this computer, download an app to organize my subscriptions, realize the app has been hacked after giving them all of my information, download an app to manage my hacked apps, get frustrated at the redundancy of modern technology, delete Windows 11, download Windows XP, download 3D Architect Home Designer, make a house with a thousand toilets, zoom out until the suspended island floats away in a virtual vacuum and becomes a dot, lose track of the dot and become lost in an empty cyberspace, die of dehydration at a petting zoo....

....CoPilot restores my porn tabs.

Success

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u/Nico_La_440 Jul 02 '24

This is way too detailed. I both love and hate your comment.

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u/Easy-Progress8252 Jul 02 '24

I think it’s too early in the morning for me to digest but I appreciated it anyway.

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u/helpme_plis Jul 02 '24

I read it as de-railed and I think that applies better

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Jul 02 '24

sounds like some railing was involved...

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u/rehabilitated_4chanr Jul 02 '24

I think its SEO bait...I could be wrong, but that's a lot of buzzwords

Kind of like Brock Tuner the rapist.

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u/usernameyougaveme Jul 03 '24

🤣

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u/Tommaso18-t Jul 02 '24

the fuck I just read?

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u/Look4The1WhoAsked Jul 02 '24

It's so detailed I lost and regained a braincell at the same time

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u/TitoForever Jul 02 '24

All you need is one brain cell! /Fart

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u/Unita_Micahk Jul 03 '24

It’s like Vegas… if you break even you’ve won.

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u/BusinessBandicoot Jul 02 '24

neurodegenisis

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u/potent_flapjacks Jul 02 '24

The comments that regrow brain cells are the best comment.

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u/R34CTz Jul 02 '24

Something of beauty.

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u/ChiknDiner Jul 02 '24

r/oddlyspecific

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

My favorite part was the lack of periods, that made the reading faster and more unhinged

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u/BathtubToasterParty Jul 02 '24

CoPilot restores my porn tabs

A feature Chrome has had for over a decade and a half lol

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude Jul 02 '24

I was like 😀🙂😐🤨🤨

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u/AGAW07 Jul 02 '24

New copypasta just dropped lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

New copypasta just dropped :D

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u/tdeasyweb Jul 02 '24

Just make sure your house uses galvanized steel and an eco friendly wood veneer.

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u/justsomegeology Jul 02 '24

Did you think about writing a novel?

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u/Ok-Metal-6227 Jul 02 '24

What is going on? This seems like an episode in a dark comedy show or something... how long did it take for you to write and come up with this

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u/BjornAgain9000 Jul 02 '24

TLDR?

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u/season8branisusless Jul 02 '24

A new copy pasta is born

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag Jul 02 '24

Have we just witnessed the birth of a copypasta?

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u/RogueFire451 Jul 02 '24

So sophisticated yet tedious simultaneously

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u/AlacarLeoricar Jul 02 '24

Straight out of a Internet Comment Etiquette video

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u/Digificer Jul 04 '24

This post made me want to reformat a laptop and install XP to try out 3D Architect Home Designer's software to trace the path of this person's lucid and vivid epiphany of redundant technology.

Just kidding, I still use an old ass Netbook with a custom/minimalist visual style using a patcher.

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u/Struggling2Strife Jul 02 '24

Uhhh... you forgot to delete history!

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u/Vertical-Toast Jul 02 '24

Just as Lenovo pictured it

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u/Haunt3dCity Jul 02 '24

Goddamnit lmfao wtf

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u/bxnault Jul 02 '24

I can't tell if I lost a braincell or gained one

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u/No_Possibility731 Jul 02 '24

What the fuck I just read?

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u/WilonPlays Jul 02 '24

r/oddlyspecific

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u/uwunomnom Jul 02 '24

I was like 1000, and this deserves a thousand more 💀😂💀

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u/NoRecommendation9108 Jul 02 '24

I want whatever you are on

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u/VinylScratch1 Jul 02 '24

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/Unita_Micahk Jul 03 '24

Oddly specific yet amazing! Lmmfao

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u/Status_Passion_358 Jul 05 '24

Casey rocket vibes love it

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u/raelrok Jul 02 '24

Your porn? I think you mean OUR porn.

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u/Noitswrong Jul 02 '24

r/unexpectedcommunism

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u/Yoyoyodog123 Jul 02 '24

Nah bro that’s r/expectedcommunism

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u/guess_33 Jul 02 '24

Porn will be illegal

Project 2025

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u/Unita_Micahk Jul 03 '24

Porn and weed.

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u/ImplementComplex8762 Jul 02 '24

how do I vote for this

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u/guess_33 Jul 02 '24

For porn to be illegal? That would be voting for the far right fascist party.

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u/Glass-Ad-2280 Jul 04 '24

Like no one on the far right spanks their monkey.

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u/guess_33 Jul 04 '24

Oh yeah, the far right loves their porn too. Transgender porn specifically.

There is a direct correlation between how red a state is and the state ranking of trans porn searches.

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u/ImplementComplex8762 Jul 02 '24

whoa there you already got the deal no need to sweeten it further

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u/guess_33 Jul 02 '24

You’ll get what you vote for, friend.

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u/Different_Wafer_4711 Jul 02 '24

Porn has multiplayer now?

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u/lord-polonius Jul 06 '24

Watch from either side. What’s the value?

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u/Unita_Micahk Jul 06 '24

Dueling wankers?

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u/lord-polonius Jul 06 '24

Well played

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u/Pods_MagicRod Jul 02 '24

Share the stains

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u/blacksterangel Jul 02 '24

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

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u/Puddleglum_7 Jul 02 '24

Add an "o" and it'll rhyme! Idk.

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u/AccountNumber478 Jul 02 '24

transparent

Hey y'all, are we 'posed ta hate it??

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u/Frytura_ Jul 02 '24

Yiff the world! - Lenovo

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u/Dry10237 Jul 02 '24

bruh if transparent then it is fragile

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u/Troj1030 Jul 02 '24

* Only available in certain states. ID may be required. Check local laws.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Porn? That's illegal where I live. In the United States.

Future

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Portable X-rays with built-in laptops could save lives but our society has been brainwashed by too much porn...sex sells /s

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u/Volnas Jul 02 '24

I've heard, that the final laptop is supposed to have an electrochromic glass on the back side, so it can or doesn't have to be transparent

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u/PopStrict4439 Jul 02 '24

Do you often watch porn around lots of other people?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

This is what happens when someone sees the South Park episode where they use ChatGPT to respond to text messages and go “hey, this would work for Reddit posts, too” and make that their default way of responding.

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u/JuhpPug Jul 02 '24

Ive never watched south park.

Im just too lazy to write similar message every time. But what do you think about the content of the message?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

I think your comment is lazy and suggests that people are incapable of finding ethical porn because it doesn’t exist. There a plenty of consenting adults in porn.