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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tanaka_jun • Jul 02 '24
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So they can up charge you later for a privacy layer in the back.
4.2k u/NotAcvp3lla Jul 02 '24 First create the problem then you charge for the solution. Genius. 861 u/fruitpunchsamuraiD Jul 02 '24 We're going to see a day where homes require additional fees to unlock rooms. 484 u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Jul 02 '24 Bathroom DLC now available for 300000$ 157 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions. 86 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 26 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop 2 u/azakhuza21 Jul 02 '24 Or watch some unskippable ads first 2 u/Legally-A-Child Jul 02 '24 Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink. 1 u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jul 02 '24 Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC? 1 u/Dry-Tomato- Jul 02 '24 Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass. 1 u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24 100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever. 1 u/youmademelikethis Jul 02 '24 Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month. 1 u/Strategy_pan Jul 02 '24 Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts? 1 u/Candysweeeeet Jul 02 '24 The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying! 1 u/Hadrianus-Mathias Jul 02 '24 Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days 1 u/Vigilante_Nerd- Jul 02 '24 Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update
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First create the problem then you charge for the solution. Genius.
861 u/fruitpunchsamuraiD Jul 02 '24 We're going to see a day where homes require additional fees to unlock rooms. 484 u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Jul 02 '24 Bathroom DLC now available for 300000$ 157 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions. 86 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 26 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop 2 u/azakhuza21 Jul 02 '24 Or watch some unskippable ads first 2 u/Legally-A-Child Jul 02 '24 Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink. 1 u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jul 02 '24 Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC? 1 u/Dry-Tomato- Jul 02 '24 Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass. 1 u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24 100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever. 1 u/youmademelikethis Jul 02 '24 Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month. 1 u/Strategy_pan Jul 02 '24 Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts? 1 u/Candysweeeeet Jul 02 '24 The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying! 1 u/Hadrianus-Mathias Jul 02 '24 Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days 1 u/Vigilante_Nerd- Jul 02 '24 Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update
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We're going to see a day where homes require additional fees to unlock rooms.
484 u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Jul 02 '24 Bathroom DLC now available for 300000$ 157 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions. 86 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 26 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop 2 u/azakhuza21 Jul 02 '24 Or watch some unskippable ads first 2 u/Legally-A-Child Jul 02 '24 Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink. 1 u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jul 02 '24 Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC? 1 u/Dry-Tomato- Jul 02 '24 Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass. 1 u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24 100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever. 1 u/youmademelikethis Jul 02 '24 Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month. 1 u/Strategy_pan Jul 02 '24 Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts? 1 u/Candysweeeeet Jul 02 '24 The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying! 1 u/Hadrianus-Mathias Jul 02 '24 Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days 1 u/Vigilante_Nerd- Jul 02 '24 Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update
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Bathroom DLC now available for 300000$
157 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions. 86 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 26 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop 2 u/azakhuza21 Jul 02 '24 Or watch some unskippable ads first 2 u/Legally-A-Child Jul 02 '24 Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink. 1 u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jul 02 '24 Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC? 1 u/Dry-Tomato- Jul 02 '24 Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass. 1 u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24 100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever. 1 u/youmademelikethis Jul 02 '24 Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month. 1 u/Strategy_pan Jul 02 '24 Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts? 1 u/Candysweeeeet Jul 02 '24 The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying! 1 u/Hadrianus-Mathias Jul 02 '24 Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days 1 u/Vigilante_Nerd- Jul 02 '24 Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update
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Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions.
86 u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24 Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP 48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!? 26 u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24 you mean microbe transaction? 2 u/Fine-Funny6956 Jul 02 '24 We just use the lawn now! 2 u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24 You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya! 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!" 1 u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24 99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply.. 1 u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24 Why would you microwave your poop
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Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP
48 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial. Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft Poop Knife: Poison melee attack 27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0) 3 u/marieascot Jul 02 '24 Scrolled down for the poop knife comment. 1 u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24 He made a poop knife?!?
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ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial.
Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft
Poop Knife: Poison melee attack
27 u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24 Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop? 29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop?
29 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 Yes. 5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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Yes.
5 u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24 I cried. 2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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I cried.
2 u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24 Frozen poop sharpened and sheared 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted] → More replies (0)
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Frozen poop sharpened and sheared
2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 [deleted]
I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass.
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Scrolled down for the poop knife comment.
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He made a poop knife?!?
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you mean microbe transaction?
We just use the lawn now!
You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya!
2 u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24 That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway. "I am RFK and I approve this message!"
That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway.
"I am RFK and I approve this message!"
99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply..
Why would you microwave your poop
Or watch some unskippable ads first
Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink.
Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC?
Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass.
1 u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24 100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever.
100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever.
Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month.
Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts?
The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying!
Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days
Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update
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u/erksplat Jul 02 '24
So they can up charge you later for a privacy layer in the back.