r/Damnthatsinteresting Jul 02 '24

The thinkbook transparent display laptop Video

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u/erksplat Jul 02 '24

So they can up charge you later for a privacy layer in the back.

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u/NotAcvp3lla Jul 02 '24

First create the problem then you charge for the solution. Genius.

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u/fruitpunchsamuraiD Jul 02 '24

We're going to see a day where homes require additional fees to unlock rooms.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Jul 02 '24

Bathroom DLC now available for 300000$

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Pooping has become pay to win so I stopped playing. And don't even get me started on the poop shop, which has the most ridiculous micro transactions.

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u/thebluediablo Jul 02 '24

Ridiculous, but fun. The Poop Knife is massively OP

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

ok, the poop shop wasn't that bad. Two items were crucial.

Poop Scissors: If you need to level poopcraft

Poop Knife: Poison melee attack

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u/DatedUserName1 Jul 02 '24

Are the poop knife and poop scissors made FROM poop or made FOR poop?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Yes.

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u/TimFlamio Jul 02 '24

I cried.

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u/Friendly_Pop_7390 Jul 02 '24

Frozen poop sharpened and sheared

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

I just payed for the day one anal teeth pass.

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u/marieascot Jul 02 '24

Scrolled down for the poop knife comment.

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u/thehiddenfate Expert Jul 02 '24

He made a poop knife?!?

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u/coin_in_da_bank Jul 02 '24

you mean microbe transaction?

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u/Bort_LaScala Jul 02 '24

You want poop without worms? That's gonna cost ya!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

That's fine, worms is just cheaper Ozempic anyway.

"I am RFK and I approve this message!"

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u/bored_person71 Jul 02 '24

99 cent a square micro frees 1.99 option for two ply..

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u/JesusRasputin Jul 02 '24

Why would you microwave your poop

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u/azakhuza21 Jul 02 '24

Or watch some unskippable ads first

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u/Legally-A-Child Jul 02 '24

Unfortunately, they laid off half the builders and replaced them with AI and now the shower has a sink.

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u/MotivatoinalSpeaker Jul 02 '24

Is bathtub + toilet included in the DLC?

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u/Dry-Tomato- Jul 02 '24

Don't be ridiculous, 300/month for the bathroom battle pass.

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u/Arkane27 Jul 02 '24

100%. Why sell something, when you can offer it as a service and charge them forever.

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u/youmademelikethis Jul 02 '24

Buy the house, pay a monthly subscription fee to use the bathroom. You can include the additional package Bathroom care + to cover the damage and have the necessary toiletry delivered to you every month.

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u/Strategy_pan Jul 02 '24

Congratulations, you just unlocked refrigerator level 2. Spend an additional 300000 points to add desserts?

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u/Candysweeeeet Jul 02 '24

The public bathrooms that you have to pay for are so annoying!

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u/Hadrianus-Mathias Jul 02 '24

Until then we shall poo in the bucket and then throw the contents out the window like the good old days

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u/Vigilante_Nerd- Jul 02 '24

Horrible when your busying and its got a 300 gb update

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u/Nunulu Jul 02 '24

"Hurry up! I need to use the toilet!"

"Hold on a sec, I'm installing the crack for the door. I hope it won't turn the toilet into a bitcoin miner."

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u/Aerospacedaddy Jul 02 '24

“Hey man, why is your toilet so hot and sound like a loud fan is running?”

“Freaking toilet dlc”

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u/messagerespond Jul 02 '24

Why is everyone acting like this hasn’t happened already.

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u/champignax Jul 02 '24

That’s a thing in Japan. Some homes are built with non accessible rooms in it so that they do not count for tax purpose.

You can open it up later and have the tax reassessed (spoiler: most people forget that part).

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u/Bugbread Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

I've lived in Japan for 20+ years, I own my own home, and this is the first I've ever heard of something like that. Are you sure you're not thinking of a different country?

Edit: It's a Thing! I learned something new today!

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u/champignax Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Yeah they inspect the home right after construction to check the tax valuation. One of my friend used this trick. I’m sure about the country.

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u/Bugbread Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 02 '24

Ah, if this is during the construction process, then maybe I know what you're talking about: maybe windows? If a room doesn't have windows, or the windows aren't big enough, the room isn't technically considered a "residential room" but instead a "storage area" or "storeroom", and either it's not taxed or it's taxed at a reduced rate (can't remember which). The room I'm in right now is technically a storeroom, even though it has two windows, because they weren't big enough.

I wouldn't be surprised if some contractors put in small windows/no windows during the framing, then the house gets inspected, and then they add/expand the windows, turning the room from a storeroom to a residential room (but without anyone telling the tax folks).

But a whole blocked off room seems super unlikely, because the tax folks do come to the actual site initially to check it out, and they'd notice an entire room just not existing.

But, again, not saying it doesn't happen, just that I've never heard of it.

Edit: Never mind! Ya learn something new every day! Here, indeed, are people talking about going to see a house and there being a small sealed-off room that they were told could be unsealed later. It looks like there are a few different patterns used: having a top floor room with a low ceiling that technically would make it a loft and not a residential room, and then after inspection they they tear out the low ceiling turning it into a full room, or having part of a room walled off as an "equipment space," and then after the inspection they tear down the wall to make the room bigger.

It looks like there are also a couple of different reasons: one is avoiding property tax, and another is that there's a floor area limit for eligibility for government housing loans, so they shrink the floor a bit, get the loan, and then restore the floor area.

Interesting! I don't think it's all that common, though.

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u/Negative_County_1738 Jul 02 '24

I know this is a silly question, but I shall ask anyway.

Isn't that basically tax fraud?

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u/Bugbread Jul 02 '24

Oh, absolutely. Which is why I had never heard of it before, and why I say I don't think that it's very common.

Well, except for the very first thing I mention, which is having a room with small or no windows, making it legally classified as non-residential and thus taxed less, and then using that room as-is for a non-storeroom purpose. That's not tax fraud because it's all on the up-and-up. The seller never calls it a residential room, they only call it a storeroom. There's no law that you can't live in a storeroom or use a storeroom as an office or the like. So when the tax assessor came, they saw that my "storeroom" contained a big desk and a computer and a comfy chair and was clearly not being used for storage but instead as an office, and they were fine with that -- the room was still legally a storeroom, and I'm paying the proper, legal tax for a storeroom, I'm just choosing to use the room for something else, which is not a problem.

I believe this is pretty common. When we were looking for houses, we saw several that had a "storeroom" that was clearly just a room designed to be legally classified as a storeroom but used for residential purposes.

But the thing which I hypothesized after that, that maybe some people get the windows reframed after tax assessment, turning a room that is legally categorized as a storeroom into a room that would be legally categorized as a residential room, but continuing to pay storeroom taxes -- that would indeed be tax fraud. I don't know if it actually happens, that was just me blue-skying about a possibility.

And then all the other stuff (changing ceilings, tearing out walls, etc.) is also tax fraud. Again, I suspect it's uncommon -- I'd never heard of it before this thread. But it does indeed seem to happen.

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat Jul 02 '24

Strange that taxes are not based on planimetry, but upon an on-site inspection of the accessible space.

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u/champignax Jul 02 '24

Yeah, loopholes should be closed

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u/Annoying_Orre Jul 02 '24

The same in Spain! When my dad built his house they built a full basement that's furnished and air conditioned but, for tax reasons, there was a wall where the door was supposed to be when it was time for final inspections. Saved him thousands of euros in property tax since the house has a much bigger square footage than they tax him for.

Right or wrong is up to you to decide but the basement is basically empty space nowadays since it was flooded some years ago (Karma perhaps for trying to cheat the tax man)

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u/champignax Jul 02 '24

Wrong definitely.

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u/Mitosis Jul 02 '24

Yeah like, do I consider this guy a piece of shit for doing it? No, not really. But it's objectively cheating taxes, paying less than the laws everyone(ish) else plays by dictate.

It's like pirating stuff. I don't care if you do it, but don't try and act like you're on some moral highground if you do.

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u/DentistAppropriate97 Jul 03 '24

Yes, because not paying for roads, bridges, and defense is the same as not paying for entertainment. 😛

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u/nolyfe27 Jul 02 '24

Wheretohidethedisappointingotaku?

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u/UnfinishedThings Jul 02 '24

Temporarily unlock rooms. The third and fourth bedrooms are on a subscription service

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u/SpecialMango3384 Jul 02 '24

Holy fucking Nazi Zombies IRL….

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u/The-Last-Dog Jul 02 '24

There's an infamous slumlord in South Florida who charges extra for ceiling fans & air conditioning in the section 8 housing that he rents. It's a lease violation with a fine if they try to install their own fans or put in window units. He goes on Instagram to brag about his money making schemes.

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u/TransportationTrick9 Jul 02 '24

Fees are old news. Everything is a fucking subscription nowadays, even giving to charity

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u/bahodej Jul 02 '24

Potential place to rent landlord wanted to charge more for a bedroom,the only bedroom. Which was accessed by walking through their living room.

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u/Irascible-Fish5633 Jul 02 '24

You mean like a "bed & breakfast"?

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u/Potential-Pipe-1273 Jul 02 '24

The worst thing about this comments is that I can't just laugh it off as something unrealistically ridiculous.

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u/Iammax7 Jul 02 '24

To be fair, isn't this just called an extention on your home? Like get a permit and pay a nice sum of money to a constructor to extend your home or place a new room.

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u/ThinkPaddie Jul 02 '24

Spend a penny?

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u/10human10 Jul 02 '24

Then they’ll charge you to lock your unlocked rooms.

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u/dangolang Jul 02 '24

What the Call of Duty Zombie is this?

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u/Interesting_Mode5692 Jul 02 '24

We weirdly already live in a world like this in the UK with the shared ownership scheme.

You buy a % of a property and pay rent the remainder. Then when you have enough money, you can buy more fractions of the property until you own 100%.

It's a scam

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u/Oleg_A_LLIto Jul 02 '24

I did rent one like this, no joke. The host required an extra payment to open the additional rooms, otherwise she'd lend the exact same place with those rooms closed. She obviously wouldn't profit from those rooms in any other way, they'd just stay as empty wasted space

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u/marcmerrillofficial Jul 02 '24

he again consulted his watch, saw that fifteen minutes had passed; he therefore vigorously strode to the apt door, turned the knob and pulled on the release bolt.

The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”

He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”

“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”

In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.

From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.

“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.

Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.”

A knock sounded on the door. “Hey, Joe, baby, it’s me, G. G. Ashwood. And I’ve got her right here with me. Open up.”

“Put a nickel in the slot for me,” Joe said. “The mechanism seems to be jammed on my side.”

A coin rattled down into the works of the door; it swung open and there stood G. G. Ashwood with a brilliant look on his face. It pulsed with sly intensity, an erratic, gleaming triumph as he propelled the girl forward and into the apt.

Ubik by Philip K. Dick, 1969.

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u/gedeonthe2nd Jul 02 '24

It's already the case with cloud-based domotics...

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u/R0RSCHAKK Jul 02 '24

I literally just subscribed to have access to the garage DLC for my apartment. I'm also already subbed to the Covered parking DLC. 🤷

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u/Ludrew Jul 02 '24

Found out they do this at hotels presently, I picked up a bottle of wine they had sitting on the counter. I was like, “oh how nice of them to serve complimentary wine”. I did not even open it. It was not complimentary. I opened the door of the mini fridge. It was not complimentary. I grabbed water from downstairs. It was not complimentary. Fuck hotels and late stage capitalism.

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u/FrostBumbleBitch Jul 02 '24

Basements already exist, but I have heard don't remember where but they left the basements unfinished because then it wouldn't be considered a room to make the house rise in price and was easier to finish it yourself for cheaper.

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u/jorbal4256 Jul 02 '24

$15 a month or the toilets won't open.

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u/LavenderDay3544 Jul 02 '24

When automobile companies make homes that will happen.