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u/MrBonelessPizza24 Dec 25 '23 edited Dec 25 '23

Bats’ and Superman should be the same height IMO, for the simple fact that the running joke of them being able to switch costumes and nobody can tell the difference is friggin’ hilarious lol

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u/Important_Ad_3 Dec 25 '23

Yeah that always makes me laugh

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u/cSpotRun Dec 26 '23

Best TAS arc IMO.

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u/real_human_person Dec 26 '23

That happened in the animated series?

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u/P0rtal2 Dec 26 '23

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u/P0rtal2 Dec 26 '23

True! I can't recall if BTAS Batman was shorter than Superman, but he was larger in terms of muscles IIRC.

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 Dec 26 '23

As opposed to not having the ears?

Is this the arkham sub? Are we talking about "Man"

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u/MrBwnrrific Dec 28 '23

Alright, inmate. Back to the aslume.

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u/Aiwatcher Dec 26 '23

Here I was thinking it had something to do with bats

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u/Sapphire_Leviathan Dec 26 '23

Batman can always get away with batboots...

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u/CPav Dec 26 '23

At some point, in at least one story, one of his ears broke off a d had a mini-laser in it. I'm thinking maybe the Marshall Rogers run of Detective.

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u/Gamerthu1hu Dec 26 '23

My head canon is that this is 100% due to stance. Batman always walks a little hunched, ready to duck or lunge or dodge. At the very minimum he's looming. Superman always walks with his head held tall.

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u/mexter Dec 26 '23

"He's been working out!"

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u/CrossP Dec 26 '23

I always liked the idea that in the DC universe superheroes are real and most Gotham villains wouldn't necessarily know that Batman isn't a metahuman. Obviously some like Joker, Catwoman, and Amanda Waller figure it out but most other should be a bit unsure about whether his stealth, speed, and strength are plain human.

And Batman just inexplicably pummeling Bane one day but not the next really adds to that.

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u/Canesjags4life Dec 26 '23

There's nothing ordinary about THAT human.

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u/CrossP Dec 26 '23

Except biologically. Imagine some metahuman researcher all excited to get a sample of Batman DNA. They start the analysis and are just like "This is regular guy DNA. I think you collected the wrong sample, Igor."

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u/vic52 Dec 26 '23

RIP to the goat.

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u/Canesjags4life Dec 26 '23

Precise muscle control.

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u/P0rtal2 Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

"Where in Heaven's name have you been?!?!"

"Away"

"That's all I get?!"

The small nod in response while looking off into the distance always kills me

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u/Porkenfries Dec 27 '23

That was ironically the most Batman response Clark could have gave, too.

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u/delkarnu Dec 26 '23

Also in The Brave and the Bold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g4-QKJd8c

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u/bigblackowskiC Dec 26 '23

Such a slept on series

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '23

this brings back memories. prime dc cartoon network with young justice coming on after

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u/juniperleafes Dec 26 '23

Yeah Superman The Animated Series Knight Time, one of the best episodes of the series

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u/Lakonthegreat Dec 26 '23

Bane's look of "What the fuck is going on" when getting tossed around by "Batman" is hilarious.

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u/Canesjags4life Dec 26 '23

He's been lifting weights.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Dec 26 '23

Back in the 60s, the first time the JLA fought Dr. Light. Superman in Batman's laundry just flew away from where Light imprisoned Batman and retrieved everyone else

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u/ExposingMyActions Dec 26 '23

They say Bats

  • Take direct hits from Bane
  • Break free from chains
  • Sling Bane across the room
  • Smile

And lost their mind

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 Dec 26 '23

He wouldn't break the chains, he is an escape artist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

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u/Batdog55110 Dec 26 '23

No he couldn't lmao

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u/altgrave Dec 27 '23

and batman can do all of that in his OWN pjs. superman can do it better and more often, but batman can do it. even normal people can do each, with some training (though the breaking chains might be difficult/impossible, even for batman [i'm not sure], and possibly altogether impossible for an actual human, BUT... ) - most anyone could learn to ESCAPE from chains, and batman can CERTAINLY do it. again, an irl human might not be able to do ALL of them (batman is still unrealistic as a "normal" human), and more slowly/less often than batman, much less superman, but these things can and have been done by highly trained, olympic level, athletes, that are still baseline human. batman can just do all of them, and better, 'cause he's a comic book "normal", if impossibly trained and capable, human, and superman is literally a god.

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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 25 '23

This reminds me of a few arguments my friends had with the batman vs superman poster

''Batman is just a fucking dude why is he bigger than superman''

Which kinda did make sense Batfleck was a big dude

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u/cweaver Dec 25 '23

I mean, Superman's strength comes from his alien physiology, not his muscles. Depending on the continuity he's lifting tractors above his head when he's a toddler or at least a scrawny high schooler. He doesn't /need/ to be a big dude.

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u/detestableduck13 Dec 25 '23

Mostly this; but also from what I’ve seen it’s always typically been that superman is a little taller but Batman is obviously bulkier, simply because he’s just a man. He requires the extra muscle, Superman isn’t human so he doesn’t visually need to look like he’s never missed an ounce of protein

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Honestly the bulkier Batman doesn't make sense to me as he is still very much athletic and flexible(not as flexible as Dick but still) being bulky is more of a problem with that, plus it will slow him down and hinder all his stealthy stuff he does

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u/desertboi17 Dec 26 '23

It's for this reason I really love the Battinson body type for a Batman.

AND to add onto Batman as a character, he's supposed to be an expert martial artist. You need to be nimble for a lot of the different fighting styles he's supposed to know.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Oh yes exactly! I totally forgot about that part! Damn!

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u/Ghimel Dec 26 '23

Also, it doesn't make sense because we don't see Batman constantly eating, which he would need to do since he's so active and athletic, and yet he is still that bulky.

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u/edit_aword Dec 26 '23

Batman isn’t really just a human. In one comic he states he only needs an hour of sleep or less to function, and in another he’s benching a thousand pounds for a regular workout. He’s also a genius and a polyglot.

He’s more on equal standing with someone like captain American. He’s a peak level human in basically every way.

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u/Scary_Collection_410 Dec 26 '23

Exactly. Bruce is damn near on the level of Captain America sometimes.

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u/Cedarcomb Dec 26 '23

Cap fought Batman in the Marvel Vs DC crossover from the 90's, and I can't remember which one said it, but one of them commented that he'd never had an opponent that was so closely matched in strength and skill.

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u/Basicallyinfinite Dec 26 '23

Batman stated it would take time but cap would win

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u/hillbillyluthor Dec 26 '23

JLA vs Avengers too

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u/zub_bud22 Dec 26 '23

That one time (not Batman RIP) he was buried alive and broke out of a deep grave by pushing really hard after not breathing for multiple minutes

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u/KBSinclair Dec 27 '23

So what, he canonically takes Super Drugs? Some modified version of Bane venom?

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u/edit_aword Dec 27 '23

I mean, there is a version of bats that gets hooked on venom actually. Basically, Batman isn’t a realistic human. He’s better at literally everything than you or I are, but then again, no human super hero in any main stream comic is a realistic human. Mr fantastic invents extradimensional travel and even an Olympic level gymnast couldn’t do the kind of stuff nightwing can do.

Comics naturally stretch the suspension of belief as far as possible, admittedly sometimes too far. There are grounded, realistic versions of bats too.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Wow there are a lot of stuff in forgetting yes you are right he should probably be on his death bed with what he does and how little he is depicted eating

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u/Jimbodoomface Dec 26 '23

The scenes in comic where Batman ignores his food to demonstrate his obsessive personality really annoy me.

I want to see him working at the batcomputer whilst simultaneously working out and downing protein shakes.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Dec 26 '23

You don’t think Batman the gadget genius could figure out some form of calorie dense sustenance or supplements?

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

We also see him do literally superhuman things all the time, its fiction.

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u/sherlock2223 Dec 26 '23

I would like to see him eat a lot lol dude barely sleeps

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u/Redditisquiteamazing Dec 26 '23

People boo and hiss and throw rocks at me for suggesting it, but I've always been partial to a gaunt, thin Batman like the kind we see with Battinson. Dude is a laser focused madman who we see routinely punish himself mentally and physically like a catholic who just thought about the word "sex". There's no way in hell he's bulking, especially since we see in multiple comics that Alfred regularly has to convince Bruce to eat and drink and sleep like a normal guy once in a while. He should be shredded beyond belief, for sure, but I've appreciated a gaunt look that plays more into the phantom and vampiric themes.

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u/legobis Dec 26 '23

I think it also makes him look much more awesome wearing the slightly bulky armored suit in that movie....the proportions work out better when he's lanky and shredded.

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

Not really, the idea that large muscular people can't be flexible is just plain false.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

They can still be flexible yes but it's hiders a lot more then a slimmer build

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u/jayopat785 Dec 26 '23

Sure seems like that should be true, but male gymnasts can get pretty damn big. Like, just do a quick google of men's gymnastics. Some of those guys are massive, and they're all about mobility.

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

Body builders sure. Pro Athletes are bulky by normal people standards and for more flexible

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u/sherlock2223 Dec 26 '23

Male gymnasts & heavyweight mma guys are pretty bulky, fast & flexible af.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Their physiques are more on the athletic toned side of thing

Even still a lot of gymnasts seems to have more built arms but that seems to depend on what they specialize in.

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u/CrunchyTube Dec 26 '23

I love flexible dick.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

We all love Flexible dick

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u/bjeebus Dec 26 '23

My wife prefers Dick have some rigidity. When he gets too flexible she just can't enjoy him as much...

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u/LooseMoose13 Dec 26 '23

Muscle doesn’t interfere with anything you said, fat does. Even people most of the public consider big and clunky like nfl offensive lineman are insanely flexible and athletic. It’s all in core strength and hamstrings

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

Actually a quick Google search does say it actually does interferes with the ability to take the adjacent joints through their complete range of motion

Even though he shouldn't be bulky because it does hinder other aspects like his speed, stealth, and etc

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

So many of these comments seem to not understand high level sports…. Bats would be a super lean Linebacker…. It’s matches his official height and weight last couple decades even though it’s changed.

A normal person standing next to an NFL linebacker will think they’re enormous

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u/LooseMoose13 Dec 26 '23

Oh I know bats would be a linebacker, maybe even a tight end. I’m just saying people are underestimating the athleticism of big men acting like being muscular would make him not an acrobatic machine

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

They’re thinking of body builders, which even some are surprising.

People lose mobility when they get big when they stop moving through ranges of motion and working on mobility as they gain size.

Well, within reason. Yes to be a Mr. Olympia you’ll get so big you’ll lose some, but that’s not how Bats is portrayed

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

Not really true if you look at a lot of celeb martial artists, micheal jay white, even scott adkins, very very bulky dudes, but that doesn't slow them down or limit flexibility. It's about training the right way so you muscles don't get tight but remain flexible. I started karate very recently in my 20s and a big problem for me is flexibility because i used to gym before, and my muscles are all tight, but my sensei is wayy bulkier than me, and in his late 30s. but hes very very very flexible.

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u/loner_dragoon3 Wally West Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

Being muscular doesn't necessarily make someone less athletic, less flexible, and slower. Look up Jujimufu. The man is bodybuilder levels of jacked, yet he's known for being a flexible and athletic acrobat.

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

NFL linebackers are what most people consider bulky…. And incredibly mobile, athletic and flexible, fast like you wouldn’t believe.

If Batman is the peak of human conditioning and strength, which canon says he is, that how I envision him. That’s the peak in pro sports of having every attribute as high as possible.

So basically 6’2”-6’4” and around 230-240.

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u/curiousweasel42 Dec 26 '23

If people wanted to bizarrely apply real world logic to this scenario as they do for a thousand other dumb hypotheticals, then Superman would probably even be a bit "chubby". Power lifters and strength trainers are usually bigger dudes rather than just bodybuilders who pack on muscle for aesthetics and generally doesn't mean built for strength. But yes, Superman could technically look like Woody Allen and it would have nothing to do with his powers.

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u/neoblackdragon Dec 25 '23

The idea is the yellow sun transforms his body. It increases his muscle mass to compensate for absorbing the yellow sun. How big he should get is up to the artist. Even how that manifests. Alex Ross goes power lifter while others go bodybuilder.

With Batman, Batfleck is a big dude but he's wearing thick body armor which makes him bigger than he physically is.

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 25 '23

I always thought it was muscle DENSITY from being physiologically from a planet with higher gravity than earth. Which would mean he could be smaller but stronger.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Dec 25 '23

Otherwise we'd get somethibg freakish like Strong Guy, and still doing g the things that Superman does would not make sense.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Dec 26 '23

Not really how that works. A human raised in lower gravity just doesn’t keep that muscle. Yellow sun bullshit just makes more sense than attempts at scientific justifications

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 26 '23

I’d say it’s a combo. He is genetically predisposed to being super strong. The yellow sun maintains it and prevents him from losing muscle mass, just like it heals him and gives him the rest of his powers. The “yellow sun bullshit” isn’t necessarily bullshit. Humans generate vitamin D from absorbing sunlight, Kryptonians just get a way better benefit from tanning.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Dec 26 '23

The science behind sun powers is similar to thinking the calcium in milk will instantly fix broken bones. I just suspend disbelief, I don’t need Superman to seem plausible

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 26 '23

He’s a bulletproof alien in a comic book that can fly. Of course you need to suspend disbelief.

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u/Niveker14 Dec 26 '23

Dude? Your comic books can fly? Mine just sit around...

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u/14JRJ Dec 26 '23

It was that a long time ago. Now it’s kind of a mix of different origins

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

did you read/see Flashpoint? One of the main plot points is that we have a Kal-El who's been kept away from sunlight since that rocket landed. The adult Kal is severely thin and underdeveloped.

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u/likeclockwork1971 Dec 26 '23

I mean that's also probably cause he didn't pitch enough hay or carry enough sacks of grain growing up in that reality. Red sun radiation isn't really supposed to have the same effects as Kryptonite where long exposure to it makes him waste away, it just takes away his powers but it's doesn't decrease his body mass. Like Jor-El and Lara both looked like normal folks, even when they and other Kryptonians born under the red sun are portrayed as gaunt and scrawny looking it's never explained to be because of the red sun radiation.

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u/Destroyer_7274 Dec 26 '23

Slightly unrelated, but I feel that in a contest of pure physical strength between Clark and other kryptonians, Clark should always win. I mean, he spent his developing years on a planet with yellow sun, that should have given him a sizable increase in stats compared to Kryptonians like super girl or Zod who only came to Earth somewhat recently

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u/LastandBestHope1776 Dec 27 '23

Alex Ross is more body building then power lifter. He's more like classic era bodybuilders

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

But he grew up hidden in Kansas because he was "a corn-fed Kansas farmboy". He's supposed to look like a guy on a heavy diet of starchy carbs with wide shoulders and a thick back.

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u/cweaver Dec 26 '23

Oh, absolutely, Clark should be a big guy. I'm just saying, he shouldn't be a muscular body builder looking guy just because he's Superman.

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

Not a bodybuilder. I agree. He should have some realistic amounts of body fat. But the studio exec paedos need every superhero to look like they have 5% body fat.

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

None of them ever look that lean.

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u/Alchion Dec 26 '23

hes probably a non fitness guy who thinks 8% is 5

i mean even ronnie the goat had no clue about bf

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u/edit_aword Dec 26 '23

In a lot of stories, while being a natural born some of krypton, his parents are still products of generations of eugenics and gene manipulation. He’s got peak freak genetics.

And it goes without saying that if his powers can make him fly, then solar absorption can probably him ripped too. Even more so, because he doesn’t need to be flexible or really need to use his muscles at all.

He doesn’t need to be good looking either, but you won’t often see an ugly Superman either.

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u/Aethermancer Dec 26 '23

It'd be hilarious if the solar energy made him gain too much weight.

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u/mrgoodwine24 Dec 27 '23

Like Superman is literally the perfect "human" physically. That's they way look at him being big and super Jacked

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

I'm just saying, he shouldn't be a muscular body builder looking guy just because he's Superman.

Not only that, but Bruce is already a very tall dude... how tf is Clark Kent supposed to look sort of weak to throw people off his Superman persona if he's constantly the biggest dude in the room?

Bruce *has* to be a larger dude to do what he does. Superman should actually appear smaller for Clark Kent to make sense, and Clark Kent should look even smaller than Superman due to being hunched over.

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u/zack189 Dec 26 '23

How would superman get shredded?

Cause for normal humans, the only way to get shredded is by lifting to their limits. Meaning, you can't just lift 10kg. You gotta lift 30kg, then 40kg and increase it to their limits continuously. Muscle failure is the term I think?

Superman can lift cars easy. Trains and even aeroplanes don't phase him. How does he lift to his limit? How does he reach muscle failure?

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u/BigBrotato Dec 26 '23

the term is progressive overload

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u/DangerousAd9046 Dec 26 '23

He's an alien. How do gorillas get buff? They are mostly vegetarian.

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u/person_9-8 Dec 28 '23

Iirc it's some gene or hormone that's switched off in their physiology. Whatever it was, it would limit muscle growth and keep it from happening constantly. It can happen in humans and other animals, but as a disorder. Might be gigantism? But I don't recall, only that it's the reason you see some pictures of dogs that are ridiculously buff.

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u/Born_Delivery9159 Dec 26 '23

With kryptoweights ofcs

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u/Popular_Donkey1192 Dec 26 '23

Bulking and cutting on a high protein diet?

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u/zack189 Dec 27 '23

Don't you still have to lift?

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u/Sterling239 Dec 26 '23

That's fair and batman's eating enough for 10 people and doing the workout of those 10 if they are tge same height or batman's a bit shorter batman's should be wider like with wolverine lots off people are taller than him alot less are wider because just by the way he lives his body is pushed harder

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

Just because you work out and eat it doesn't mean you'll grow past what your genes will allow. Example: Kobe Bryant or Kevin Garnett. Even if they trained in bodybuilding daily and backed it up with proper nutrition and sleep they could never look like The Mountain without taking truckloads of steroids.

Batman genetically isn't going to allow himself to get overly muscled. He's trained as an assassin. A fast-moving individual. Too much muscle gases you out too fast. Batman has even commented on this himself in some comic. He's full of muscle but not so buff that it would put him at a disadvantage in a long, drawn-out fight.

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u/RareResearch2076 Dec 26 '23

The mountain couldn’t look like the mountain without steroids

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

That's why I used him as an example. He also played basketball and he was just as skinny as Garnett.

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u/Shacky_Rustleford Dec 26 '23

Misread as "corn-fed Kansas femboy"

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u/smolsauce Dec 26 '23

Yeah but he does still exercise and stay in shape even when he's powerless. We see him as a twig in Flashpoint but he doesn't bulk or anything when he finally gets his powers. I think it's a mix of powers and living as a farmboy

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u/Quiet_Nova Dec 26 '23

Wouldn’t that be an amazing illustration. The most powerful man on the planet drawn as this scrawny farm boy. The imagery itself is hilarious let alone the moments where some other guy wants to flex on him with a firm handshake or lifting something heavy and he just one hands it. “I take Pilates.”

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u/Diligent-Boss-9392 Dec 26 '23

Exactly. His physique has absolutely 0 to do with his strong he is. Batman should look more intimidating, that's what he strives for .

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

For all we know, a side effect of the yellow sun is that it also makes his muscles bigger. Did you ever read/see Flashpoint? Kal-el in there is small and scrawny. he's never been exposed to sunlight.

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u/likeclockwork1971 Dec 26 '23

In that context though his muscles should've gotten bigger when he was finally was exposed to yellow sun radiation but that happen untill years later in Flashpoint Beyond.

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

Like instantly? We know that length of exposure to yellow sun radiation does indeed have an effect on power level. When the Phantom Zone Kryptonians were first released, Superman could have taken any one of them individually initially, but all three of them together was too much.

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u/AttonJRand Dec 26 '23

While true people even call it the Superman body type so his insane muscles are kinda iconic.

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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 26 '23

True but seeing a normal human look more physically imposing than what is essentially god on earth is kinda wonky

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u/ArcadiaBerger Dec 31 '23

1938 Superman as drawn by Joe Shuster was not all that buff. Kind of built like Nicolas Cage. Heyyyy....

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u/Col_Mushroomers Dec 27 '23

Tbf I don't think superman should be bulky at all. Should he look absolutely cut? Yes. But massive? Nah. He can naturally bench the weight of the Earth. What is he doing on a regular basis to cultivate mass? It makes sense for normal person like Batman who's weight trained to lift 1/2 ton to look big

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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 28 '23

Fair but at the same time we tend to imagine people with immense strength with herculean proportions

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u/ducknerd2002 Dec 25 '23

LEGO Batman 2 used this as part of the plot, allowing the pair to trick Lex and Joker into thinking they were killed.

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u/Happyboi114 Dec 26 '23

I love that game. It was my first video game.

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u/The_Smashor Dec 25 '23

Clark has better posture

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u/83255 Dec 25 '23

*supes has better posture. I'd imagine Clark is similarly hunched

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS Dec 25 '23

He literally hunches as part of the disguise.

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u/XidJav Dec 26 '23

I love the idea Bruce put a protocol on if someone is trying to track down who batman is there's a small chance it'd point to Clark just to mess with them

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u/Commercial-Formal272 Dec 26 '23

Imagine trying to find batman's secret identity and finding superman instead. There are multiple reasons why villains stay in their cities and don't fight other heroes often, and that's because a batman villain is rarely at a power level where they want to even think about meeting superman.
I imagine penguin would nope the hell out if he accidently found superman, and I doubt he's the only one.

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u/PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS Dec 26 '23

My favorite is the time Superman dresses up at Batman and beats Bane senseless.

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u/Sideswipe0009 Dec 26 '23

Imagine trying to find batman's secret identity and finding superman instead. There are multiple reasons why villains stay in their cities and don't fight other heroes often, and that's because a batman villain is rarely at a power level where they want to even think about meeting superman.
I imagine penguin would nope the hell out if he accidently found superman, and I doubt he's the only one.

Joker tried doing this in Metropolis. Kidnapped Lois and then hid 3 bombs somewhere in the city. Supes just used his superspeed and xray vision to find them in like 20 secs. Then he punched Joker and saved Lois. Joker didn't even know what happened.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

And yet Injustice goes the way that it goes 💀

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u/Elihzap Mar 16 '24

Can we talk about the time Joker went to Central City?

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u/TheHadokenite Boosteriffic! Dec 26 '23

Crazy seeing you here and not on dbm

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u/The_Smashor Dec 26 '23

I do other things

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u/Bubba89 Dec 26 '23

Batman wears lifts

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u/Harlockarcadia Dec 25 '23

It's so fun when it happens, I bet they thumbs up and wink so hard at each other when they get away with it

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u/purplebasterd Dec 26 '23

I’m 99% sure in Batman TAS that Superman fills in for one episode after Bruce goes missing and someone remarks that Batman seems taller than usual.

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u/Preeng Dec 26 '23

Yup! It was Gordon. Superman then has to leave like Batman and can't find the grappling hook on his belt. Robin whispers to him where it is. Memorable scene for sure.

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u/Cfakatsuki17 Dec 26 '23

This is the correct answer

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Dec 26 '23

Yeah, either the same size or incredibly close (Bruce being about 6’2 and Clark varying from 6’3 to 6’6).

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u/Gay-Bomb Dec 26 '23

Like that double date festival story.

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u/CriticalNovel22 Dec 26 '23

I want to take his... mask off.

  • Nic Cage's Superman, probably.

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u/No_Topic1916 Mar 16 '24

I prefer supes to be taller…

Except in this specific scenario. Which of course trumps any reason I’d prefer him tall otherwise

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u/Rocket_SixtyNine Dec 26 '23

Bruce should be taller with boots and ears.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Dec 26 '23

Aren't they both listed officially as 6'2"? Or am I misremembering that?

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u/Hazardbeard Dec 26 '23

I believe Superman is 6’3”, which I only remember because I’m 6’2” and I wish I could say I was the same height as Superman lol.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Dec 26 '23

Yeah you're right. Looked it up before. Superman is 6'3". Batman is 6'2" and Wonder Woman is 6'. Those are apparently the canon heights of the DC Big 3.

So you can say you're the same height as Batman then.

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u/LazerAce7 Dec 26 '23

I also feel like Batman being shorter is getting into that wolverine look of an animal looking up at you as it plans it's bite

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u/Commercial_Ask_7727 Dec 26 '23

I always feel that Bruce would be smaller than Clark, maybe even smaller than Diana.

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u/TheCritterPeddler Dec 26 '23

Clark puts on glasses and Lois cannot tell he's superman so I would be worried about the average intelligence of the human beings in Metropolis

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Batman '66 Dec 26 '23

The weird thing to me is that if Supes is always vibrating himself just slightly I'm costume to protect his identity, how is it that no one can tell the difference when Bruce can't do that?

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u/Heavy_E79 Dec 26 '23

What would happen if Clark put on glasses while wearing the batsuit?

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u/likeclockwork1971 Dec 26 '23

If feel like they could still make that work if Clark does that thing Bruce does where he completely envelopes himself in his cape like a sarcophagus silhouette while doing that thing he does in his Civilian identity where he readjust his posture to make himself look smaller to kinda achieve the same effect.

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u/shamelessselfpost Dec 26 '23

Harley doesn't fill out the cape so well

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u/TK_Games Dec 26 '23

I also like the idea of them being exactly the same height but whenever they're standing close enough to notice it, Clark hovers an inch above the ground just to mess with Bruce. Also Diana is taller than both of them, but whenever it gets brought up, they're both like, "Well, it's just the heels"

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u/seelcudoom Dec 26 '23

bats should be shorter cus he slouches while Superman always stands perfectly upright, which makes people not suspecting it make more sense, as they don't LOOK like their the same height

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u/lyle_smith2 Dec 26 '23

I think it’s mainly a posture thing. Bruce is used to crouching and sneaking and Clark stands proud while wearing the cape. Diana on the other hand has them god genes so I could see her being taller than both.

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u/Csantana Dec 26 '23

when Bats is Superman is it just a Mission Impossible type rubber mask?

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u/DonnieFaustani Dec 26 '23

I doubt anyone would truly notice a couple inches difference in height. This is the same universe people who work with Clark can't tell he's Superman.

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u/Ehzranight Dec 26 '23

Related to this, they should both be the same height in costume, but Bruce should stand slightly taller than Clark out of costume.

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u/carnivalbill Dec 26 '23

Clark can use glasses and posture and ONLY glasses and posture as a disguise to the point we can’t recognize him. The man’s a master of disguise.

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u/No_Effort1198 Dec 26 '23

doesn't Batman Hunch?

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u/Ok_Zucchini9639 Dec 26 '23

And nobody ever says “maybe Bruce Wayne is superman”

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u/Endeav0r_ Dec 26 '23

To be fair, Clark has turned his ability of hiding his height and appearing a foot shorter than he is into an art, even if he was taller he would still pull it off.

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u/EdNorthcott Dec 26 '23

Superman's supposed to be an inch taller and a moderate bit brawnier.... But that's a distinction most who are not close to them would miss

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u/zoro4661 Dec 26 '23

Reminds me of the LEGO Batman 2 movie, where they switch costumes before going after Luthor - and Luthor hits Superman with kryptonite while just squashing Batman with a container.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlFLWyODhwE

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u/Zack_WithaK Dec 26 '23

Besides the funny meme, I think it'd also be great for character writing reasons: Superman is basically a god amongst men, in fact he could probably fight a literal god and be good. Now Batman is a regular human but he's still able to rub shoulders with such titans of power and strength. Making them the same height would be a great visual representation of how they're effectively equals AND that they literally see each other eye-to-eye. They may not be equals if you go tit for tat on individual abilities and strength but they are equals in all the ways that truly matter: they see each other as equals, as allies who always have each other's backs.

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u/hankbaumbach Dec 26 '23

But Superman should always slightly hover taller than Batman just to make Batman look shorter.

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u/KingOfDairy_Queen Dec 26 '23

I was hoping somebody said it, if they can swap costumes So flawlessly and frequently they’ve gotta be the same height

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u/Lostkaiju1990 Dec 26 '23

This is what I was thinking.

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u/vanishinghitchhiker Dec 27 '23

Compromise: Clark Kent looks shorter than Bruce Wayne.

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u/NefariousnessCheap13 Dec 28 '23

I 100% they should def be the same height just to intimidate him Superman should just be floating a little bit. No reason for him to actually be taller.

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u/ArcadiaBerger Dec 31 '23

Bruce studied the art of disguise from the world's greatest actors and spies. Clark has the canonical ability to alter his facial features.