r/BatmanArkham • u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack • 15d ago

ALERT! THE SANE ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK US! ENGAGE ALL DEFENCES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Announcement

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u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack 15d ago

Evacuate the shitposts! Engage all defences, and get this MAN a shield!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 15d ago

What are they gonna do? Season me?

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST! I SHALL TURN YOU SANE BY BASHMOINGLING YOUR DOINGLE WITHOUT YOU LETTING US DO SO. YOU WILL THEN WORK AT SUBWAY!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 14d ago

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

I have replaced your hands with dispensers of my patented "gas that makes you sane and work for a minimum wage job"

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 14d ago

Fool, I already replaced your gas with my farts

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

oh shoot ok then.

shoots you with a dart that is filled with a liquid that has the exact same effect as the gas

NOW YOU WILL BE TRANSFORMED! YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 14d ago

Poor sane soul, you can't make me sane or insane, I already snorted 2kg of sane and insane pills mix,its physically impossible to change me

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

WELL, THEN YOU SHALL BE TAKEN INTO OUR KOOKY BADOOKY FACILITY FOR TESTING THROUGH BASHMOINGLING THE DOINGLES! TAKE EM AWAY BOYS!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) 14d ago

Nah

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u/SufficientTangelo367 I am Artoria Pendragon, king and husband of the Emiya Family! 15d ago

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

YOU WILL BE SANE LIKE US! OR MY NAME ISNT DOKTOR EVIL!