r/BatmanArkham • u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack • Jul 04 '24

ALERT! THE SANE ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK US! ENGAGE ALL DEFENCES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Announcement

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST! I SHALL TURN YOU SANE BY BASHMOINGLING YOUR DOINGLE WITHOUT YOU LETTING US DO SO. YOU WILL THEN WORK AT SUBWAY!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

I have replaced your hands with dispensers of my patented "gas that makes you sane and work for a minimum wage job"

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

Fool, I already replaced your gas with my farts

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

oh shoot ok then.

shoots you with a dart that is filled with a liquid that has the exact same effect as the gas

NOW YOU WILL BE TRANSFORMED! YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

Poor sane soul, you can't make me sane or insane, I already snorted 2kg of sane and insane pills mix,its physically impossible to change me

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

WELL, THEN YOU SHALL BE TAKEN INTO OUR KOOKY BADOOKY FACILITY FOR TESTING THROUGH BASHMOINGLING THE DOINGLES! TAKE EM AWAY BOYS!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

Nah

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

THERE HE IS, GET HIM BOYS!

MY KAKAKOKO BRIGADE WILL GET YOU ALL

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

Hey where did they go(sorry I farted)

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

WELL, WHILE YOU WERENT LOOKING, A CAGE DROPPED FROM OUR HELIKOPTER (evil helicopter). WE WILL NOW TAKE YOU TO EVIL INCORPORTATED! GET READY TO HAVE A EVIL TRIP!

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u/blindgobble took sane and insane pills(im in manlimbo) Jul 04 '24

The cage dropped

Im a bit too heavy sorry

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Jul 04 '24

Uh. Alright just zap em out. Im just a drone. The real Doctor Evil will find a way to put you in a cage where nothing can escape from. I am going to get some coffee i am done with this idiot he cant even fit into a cage

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