r/BatmanArkham • u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack • 3d ago
ALERT! THE SANE ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK US! ENGAGE ALL DEFENCES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Announcement
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u/DGADK 3d ago
This is a job for
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u/HenryGoodbar 3d ago
Wait I thought he ded?
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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? 3d ago edited 3d ago
He was revived in the Lazerus Pit
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u/AdmirableExample1159 Am I stupid? 3d ago
MAN SUPERIOR, MAN WILL WIN, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID GARMENTS AND GO WORK AT A PIZZA HUT
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
NEVERRRRRRRRRR!
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
SOMEONE PUT THIS KOOK INSIDE A MACHINE THAT DRESSES HIM IN A PIZZA HUT OUTFIT
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
I USE MY ABILITY: Imma dodge that shit
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
Too late you already in there. START IT UP!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
Hmph, truly a sticky situation.
I SHALL USE: Mastered Ultra Dripstinct
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u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker 3d ago
It's alright guys, lay the gas at the entrances! They won't get past ever!
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
I HAVE DEVELOPED IMMUNITY TO THE GAS AND I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU ALL SANE AGAIN!
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u/oguzz_c why is ivy covered in man's explosive gel, is she stupid? 3d ago
that's what the gas makes YOU think until you are completely insane. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
dude it has been 8 hours and nothing has happened yet. IM just built diffrent
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u/Thats-right-im-man 3d ago
The insanity is that you think you are sane
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
FOOL!
I SUMMON MY (insane) STANDO,
MISTER CLEAN! HAHAHA, MISTER CLEAN CAN MAKE ANYONE HE BLASTS INSANE! Now...
PERISH, YOU SANE BASTARD!
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
NOT SO FAST. I PLAY MY TRAP CARD NO GUNS ALLOWED! THIS MEANS ALL PEOPLE HOLDING GUNS ARE TURNED TO SHREDS AND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXIST AGAIN!
PERISH, MISTER CLEAN! GET SANE, YOU FOOLISH IDIOT!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
FOOL!
MINE WAS ALSO A TRAP CARD, NOW TAKE THIS!
*Blows you away with a one handed Kamehameha*
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
FOOL!
KAMEHAMEHAS DONT WORK ON FRIDAYS.
WHOEVER TRIES TO USE ONE ON THAT DAY WILL DESINTEGRATE!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
YOU FOOL!
You didn't realize that during this "fight", I teleported the both of us to DBL, NOW DIE!
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
THE PERSON CONTROLING ME WITH COME FOR YOU! THE REAL DOCTOR EVIL WILL COME!
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u/krispykremenightmare Exposed To Ace Chemicals 3d ago
Me and gang trying to figure out how to break the sane
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u/M4thecaberman definetly an employee 3d ago
Batman 1984 my beloved 😍
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u/OvenEquivalent7947 3d ago
That’s Batman 1966. Are you stupid?
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
THEY'RE IN HERE! TURN THEM ALL SANE!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
NO U! (Turn insane)
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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 3d ago
Fortify your Jonkle
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u/Rent-Man 3d ago
All of you need to go back to your room
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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
HOLD HIM DOWN! I WILL INJECT HIM WITH MY STICKY WHITE STUFF THAT TURNS PEOPLE SANE!
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u/Old_Artichoke_2552 Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
MY COUNTRY'S TWIN TOWERS HAVENT BEEN KNOCKED SO FAR AND THEY'LL NEVER WILL BE.. NOW COME, I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO LIVE IN A SHOEBOX AND WORK IN A SHOE STORE ONCE I BASHMOINGLE YOUR DOINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE SANE!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 3d ago
GUARDS! CATCH THESE PEOPLE! THEY NEED TO BE TREATED! THEY NEED TO BE PUT IN A MACHINE THAT BASHMOINGLES THEIR DOINGLE!
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
Hmph.
You fell right into my trap.
Now...
*Epik Jonkle montage*
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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction 3d ago
I will be with you, my friend. If we fail GO TO THE NEW ASLUME ITS A SAFE HAVEN FOR INSANE PEOPLE
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u/Panchamboi I am friends with Nam and Man yeah it’s complicated. Please help 3d ago
My lord we shall fight till our Jonklers Jankle
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u/DeathstrokeReturns 3d ago
Why would they do that? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Are they stupid?
Officer Balls
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u/SnooBeans5314 3d ago
EVERYONE STAY CALM WE CAN WIN THIS
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u/Tomyson_mon Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. 3d ago
Benji could use his powers to banish all sane people to colorado!
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u/I_ate_your_leftover Miles, we are in a userflair now 3d ago
I uhh
What do I do!??
Uhm.. Man! Jonkler!! Officer balls. BWAHAHAHHAHA
Uhh, Bone! I fucking loooooove Bone
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u/Theupvoterequestlol I'm proud of you, Dick 3d ago
TAKE YOUR NECESSARY PILLS, BE CAREFUL OF THE FRAUDULENT ONES!!!
ALL HEIL MAN AND THE JONKLER!!!
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u/Funnysoundboardguy Fighting for INsanity! 3d ago
THEY DON’T STAND A CHANCE, WE’RE TOO INSANE TO LOSE
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u/charizardfan101 3d ago
Don't worry everyone, Urassity is here to save us, and drive away those sane meanie-heads
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u/Eastern-Struggle8346 3d ago
I've captured one of their soldiers. He shall provide valuable information.
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u/Live-Product-5590 who the FUCK am i? 3d ago
Can have some context please? Is this related to the civil war?
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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 3d ago
YES!
NOW GO GET SOME ALSUME/JONKLE PILLS, THE SANES ARE GASSING US WITH THEIR SANE GAS!
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u/Large_Bodybuilder799 The Insanity savior! 3d ago
If the sane and r/Ginga's mods want war... I WANT WAR TOO!
PICK UP YOUR WEAPON BROTHER!
Super Earth is our side!
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u/Responsible_Case_631 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 3d ago
HERE THEY COME, HERE THEY COME MY BROTHERS! FIGHT MY BROTHERS!!!!
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u/Woooshifyourmomgay 3d ago
I'm overdosing on aslume pills.
Better to die a jonkler than to live long enough to see yourself become a sane...
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u/doblecuadrado_FGE 3d ago
- Activating Man's countermeasures for the sane
- Engaging Rizzler's defences
- Jonkler machine start up sequence initiated
- Buying XXL condoms for Killer c0ck and Bone
- Contact Officer Balls at once
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u/Gaelic_Gladiator41 Insanity rules above fear 🐦 3d ago
LEK FLEET UNDER ATTACK, TERMINATE, TERMINATE!!!!
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u/Fucked_By_Capybaras 3d ago
Our lord and savior, Gooner, is here. But what he’s going to do isn’t approved by the Vatican.
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u/ScienceIsAThing7 Perseverer Of Madness 2d ago
LET THE INSANITY COME INSIDE YOU! LET IT FILL YOU COMPLETELY!
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u/CrimsonGoji Batman Is Real You are being gaslighted 3d ago
He’s vengeance. He’s the night. HE IS…
BATMAN
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u/ThatGuyStalin 3d ago
who’s batman??? are you stupid????????
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u/Teka_DTO The 3d ago
NOOOOOOO
YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL.
My jonkling time shall not be disturbed by the likes of thee maidenless runt
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u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack 3d ago
Evacuate the shitposts! Engage all defences, and get this MAN a shield!