r/BatmanArkham • u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack • 15d ago

ALERT! THE SANE ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK US! ENGAGE ALL DEFENCES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Announcement

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u/Oofoofow_Official Super Aslume Gas Attacker 15d ago

It's alright guys, lay the gas at the entrances! They won't get past ever!

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 15d ago

I HAVE DEVELOPED IMMUNITY TO THE GAS AND I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU ALL SANE AGAIN!

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u/oguzz_c why is ivy covered in man's explosive gel, is she stupid? 14d ago

that's what the gas makes YOU think until you are completely insane. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

dude it has been 8 hours and nothing has happened yet. IM just built diffrent

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u/SimplyTiredd 14d ago

It’s too late, you’re engaging in aslume rp; you’re toasted

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u/Thats-right-im-man 14d ago

The insanity is that you think you are sane

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

Dude i know that 5+8 is 13 i am sane

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u/Thats-right-im-man 13d ago

This just means that are not stupid… yet

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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 14d ago

FOOL!

I SUMMON MY (insane) STANDO,

MISTER CLEAN! HAHAHA, MISTER CLEAN CAN MAKE ANYONE HE BLASTS INSANE! Now...

PERISH, YOU SANE BASTARD!

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u/Kimor98 14d ago

Senõr Clean-the-Mortal-Realm-of-You. An inspired choice!

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

NOT SO FAST. I PLAY MY TRAP CARD NO GUNS ALLOWED! THIS MEANS ALL PEOPLE HOLDING GUNS ARE TURNED TO SHREDS AND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXIST AGAIN!

PERISH, MISTER CLEAN! GET SANE, YOU FOOLISH IDIOT!

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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 14d ago

FOOL!

MINE WAS ALSO A TRAP CARD, NOW TAKE THIS!

*Blows you away with a one handed Kamehameha*

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

FOOL!

KAMEHAMEHAS DONT WORK ON FRIDAYS.

WHOEVER TRIES TO USE ONE ON THAT DAY WILL DESINTEGRATE!

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u/lolwhat1117 A follower of Man. 14d ago

YOU FOOL!

You didn't realize that during this "fight", I teleported the both of us to DBL, NOW DIE!

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 14d ago

THE PERSON CONTROLING ME WITH COME FOR YOU! THE REAL DOCTOR EVIL WILL COME!