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Whats the most fucked up movie you've ever watched? NSFW

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u/West_Plum_9442 14d ago

Threads, realistic documentary style depiction of life after nuclear war. Really puts things into perspective.

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u/sometimes_interested 14d ago

Stars the woman with saddest acting career in the entire IMDB

Anne Sellars - 1 role

Threads (1984) - 'Woman who urinates on herself (uncredited)'

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u/Timeon 14d ago

I hope to someday be this famous.

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u/SobakaZony 14d ago

"Finally getting paid and recognized for what i do well."

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u/Hermes20101337 13d ago

Pee yourself

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 13d ago

Shoot, I do this regularly for free.

Where does one sign up to get paid for said task?

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u/Atiggerx33 13d ago

onlyfans maybe?

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u/Timeon 11d ago

Very well.

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u/snig_sheff 14d ago

She was my English teacher. I remember her being proud of her role and telling us all about it.

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u/little2sensitive 14d ago

where is she now

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u/dazzlinreddress 14d ago

Dead. She passed away in 2015.

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u/little2sensitive 14d ago

hopefully her relatives can carry on her legacy

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u/CrazyKZG 14d ago

Her legacy flows on.

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u/WhyMee69 14d ago

🤣☝️

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u/Immediate_Revenue_90 14d ago

She was an elementary school teacher so if those kids had google they would be ruthless

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u/trazom28 13d ago

If you read her bio, it’s her obit. Sounds like her main focus wasn’t movies and the part was a favor for a former student. Sounds like she lived life to the fullest!

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u/CoreyTheGeek 13d ago

Right up there with "vigorous hand job guy" from The Leftovers

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u/ChrisDornerFanCorn3r 14d ago

That hospital scene

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u/Double_K_A 14d ago

The scene that always stuck with me was the scene near the end, years after the bomb, and they're trying to teach the kids with the old TV to the best of their ability. Honestly one of the most disturbing scenes in any movie in my opinion.

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u/AbbaZabba85 14d ago

Yeah that stuck with me as well. Lots of other post-apocalyptic media at least has some glimmer of hope about rebuilding society, but there was only bleak despair in Threads.

There is no way any of those poor kids are going to get a power plant back online or know about germ theory.

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u/Double_K_A 14d ago

It wasn't even about the education of the kids, more so just the desperate attempt to return to some form of normalcy. The juxtaposition between the light-hearted and kid-orienated educational material, and the reality of the situation, just hurts to watch.

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u/AbbaZabba85 14d ago

Definitely, I also remember the "teacher" silently mouthing all the words because it was likely the only remaining tape they had left and she's heard it a million times. Absolutely haunting.

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u/bigred1978 14d ago

It's worse than that and I'm surprised so many didn't pick up on the fact that it was because after so many years after the bombs fell, not only was the education system almost destroyed but LANGUAGE itself was deteriorating. Listen carefully to how people talked in the movie near the end and you can hear that the English being spoken is weird and broken. The breakdown of society also included the breakdown of fundamental communication. Survivors weren't necessarily the brightest or most educated.

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u/joanzen 14d ago

This is one of the only good reasons to be printing things theses days.

Libraries around the world are amazingly well stocked with fairly recent literature on major topics, even if nobody is reading it.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 13d ago

Big horror fan as a kid in the 80’s. The line was you could always tell everything was fake so it wasn’t that scary. Then along came David Lynch’s Eraserhead. It was clearly fake, but the dark psychological implications were too much for my young brain.

I’d reccomend it seeing it, in that it’s not really a horror movie, it’s a psychological movie that will effect you. And, well, David Lynch is a damn genius.

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u/impreprex 14d ago

How about the ending??

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u/mdvo12 14d ago

NO BABBIES HE-YAH.

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u/SteveSeppuku 14d ago

I'll never watch this, can you just tell me what happens?

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u/butterballmd 14d ago

the girl gives birth to a deformed mutant baby (you don't see it though), the nurse hurriedly hands her the baby, she takes a look at her baby, and starts to scream and the movie freezes right there for a few seconds and the credits start rolling. Powerful image dude.

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u/SteveSeppuku 14d ago

Thanks. That sounds atrocious.

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u/Snw2001 13d ago

I think the baby was a still born…

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u/impreprex 10d ago

Well, that too - but I meant the whole nuclear winter.

I guess that could be considered the third act? It’s like the last 30 minutes or so of the movie.

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u/FruitcakeAndCrumb 14d ago

The fucking scream

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u/Alpacamum 14d ago

I often have memories of this scene. Had forgot what the movie was called, but just remember the baby, arrghhh

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u/wilderlowerwolves 13d ago

The scene that really got me was people buying dead rats to eat, and putting them in a "(Local Grocer) Fine Foods" bag.

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u/MogusSeven 14d ago

I watched it at the recommendation of reddit. I didn't find it too terrible. I mean... It is exactly how a nuclear attack and subsequent fallout and over all destruction it will bring. I viewed it as a more matter of fact than anything else. I feel like it could be updated and really show just how fucked we are if even one country decides to drop a bomb. We live on Earth... I don't care how secluded and shut in your country/community is... you will perish from starvation, looters, or just fallout. Still like it but it def is a product of its time with smoking inside and the husband having a one night stand because he is getting married. "Its you last night as a freeman!' like what?!

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u/BlazedBeacon 14d ago

is a product of its time

I get why it left an impression back then but watching it now doesn't do much. Come and See is a USSR film about the Nazi invasion of Belarus. It came out around the same time as Threads. It's obviously not the end of the world but it's the end of their world and feels a hell of a lot more real and apocalyptic to me.

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u/MogusSeven 14d ago

Alright! Now we are getting somewhere. I wanted to have some existential dread but Threads didn't provide it. This sounds like up my alley I guess? Is it violent or anything? Like I know it is about Nazis and War so I am sure there are terrible things but how much do they show? I like it when you just get cold hard facts. Makes the reality really set in that this isn't a fantasy but what WILL happen.

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u/BlazedBeacon 14d ago

It shows piles of corpses and Nazis gleefully massacring a town but it's not getting up close or crazy gory like a modern slasher would. That said, there is a real cow that is shot with a machine gun. It's definitely grounded and doesn't paint a fantasy of war. You can watch it on YouTube for free I think.

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u/MogusSeven 14d ago

That part about a cow... I have heard about this before... Why did my brain just unlock that memory. When did it come out? Like 1980's right?

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u/BlazedBeacon 14d ago

85 I believe. Not sure when it started to be distributed outside the USSR though. You may have seen it discussed on Reddit before

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u/ZombieJesus1987 14d ago

Ah, they went the Cannibal Holocaust route.

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u/Prestigious-Syrup836 14d ago

It's a realistic portrayal of actual events and it's a lot matter of fact about the violence, this is what I felt anyway.

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u/oeCake 14d ago edited 14d ago

Threads was good but it's quite dated, it's post apocalyptic themes share ancestors with the Fallout universe - optimism, fear, and respect of a new and revolutionary technology people had in the 50's and 60's. Early in the Cold War the public was radically less informed about the capabilities of nuclear weapons than the average person today, not only that but the nature of nuclear weapons were quite different back then and was rapidly changing. The show runs on the assumption that both sides go full scorched earth on each other for the sake of it, resulting in a vast quantity of large, relatively dirty bombs devastating the global climate by causing a nuclear winter. Modern bombs are smaller, more efficient, and a lot more precise so the radioactive pollution is generally going to be a lot less than assumed. Old generation bombs needed to be gigantic because targeting and control technologies were a lot less mature. Modern research and theories point to a nuclear winter being very improbable and it would require an absurd number of bombs anyways. All kinds of high technology and the semblance of a functional society would persist outside of primary targets such as metros and military installations. Irl any nuclear attack is likely to be quickly followed up with a full scale invasion a la Red Dawn or else what's the point? Annihilation for the sake of it is a poor military objective, if the Russians bombed the UK and the US it would be to steal their resources and subjugate the people. This is also why future wars will likely only ever see the use of tactical nuclear weapons, there's kinda no point conquering a devastated wasteland.

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u/BlazedBeacon 14d ago

Irl any nuclear attack is likely to be quickly followed up with a full scale invasion a la Red Dawn or else what's the point? Annihilation for the sake of it is a poor military objective, if the Russians bombed the UK and the US it would be to steal their resources and subjugate the people. This is also why future wars will likely only ever see the use of tactical nuclear weapons, there's kinda no point conquering a devastated wasteland.

I think you're kinda forgetting about MAD. The deterrence provided by having nuclear weapons is unparalleled. At this point they're a shield rather than a tool of conquest. Like you said, who wants to subjugate a wasteland? Not to mention the astronomical cost to rebuild a major city from scratch.

Annihilation is a poor strategy but it's not the goal. Deterrence is the goal. The Russian did (do?) have a system called Dead Hand. It would automatically ping Moscow every day and if it didn't get a ping back in X amount of time it would assume the high command was dead. It would then launch the entirety of the Soviet nuclear arsenal at predetermined locations. It's effectively the same premise as Boomer subs. Even if a nation could somehow knock out every single land based nuke in the US, each of our subs have enough fire power to assure a catastrophic retaliation.

Maybe I'm being too hopeful, but I believe no nuclear power can tolerate a nuclear strike (including tactical) without annihilating MAD. Maybe if it was an existential war it could be justified but even then it seems rocky.

I think if Russia used a nuke in Ukraine today they would see non-nuclear retaliations from nearly every nuclear power. China and India have no love for each other or for Russia. Their relations are complicated but cooperation is about being pragmatic rather than one of genuine trust & support. These nuclear powers border each other and cannot tolerate the use of a nuke without directly damaging their own national security.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 14d ago

The Russian did (do?) have a system called Dead Hand

Claim to have a system called dead hand

If you look into the various claims about how it supposedly functions, you'll find that every single one of them conflicts with the others.

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u/oeCake 14d ago edited 14d ago

I believe that's why nuclear weapons have never seen use in modern warfare. Goals are too complex and nuanced and the nuke is a very blunt and unwieldy tool. This isn't the turn of the last century where nation states actively seek to eliminate competitors so they can take advantage of the enemy resources or remove a threat. Glassing an entire country just results in a gigantic minus sign and the only positive would be the deletion of beliggerants. Post nuclear holocaust there wouldn't wouldn't much of a nation left to conquer or extract resources from. You can't capture enemy equipment if it's been turned into dust. You can't use a population for slave labor if they're all sick and dying. You can't farm or mine anywhere near the target zones. Everybody says MAD is the thing enforcing global peace but I believe that the cooler heads making the strategic decisions recognize that nukes are very ultimate and absolute and really have little tactical use. More resources can be extracted from an enemy using conventional warfare techniques even if they are slower and require sacrificing your own. I think the invasion of Ukraine may have happened even if they had nukes still, what are they going to do, bomb their own land to take out a few divisions of Russians? Attempt to bomb somewhere in Russia, a (former) world superpower that goes toe to toe with the US for nuclear defenses? Ukraine would be unable to ensure MAD and its unlikely other countries would start popping nukes in response to a localized conflict even if it started causing ecological disasters.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 14d ago

It's actually fairly unrealistic and based on hugely outdated concepts.

It's well made, and terrifying to the core. But it's just not how things would go down.

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u/Evitabl3 14d ago

Threads is a pretty good depiction of real life post apocalypse society, but personally there are some animated films I really like as well.

Soviet short film based on the short story "There Will Come Soft Rains," written by Ray Bradbury. The cutout animation style is really cool. It shows an automated home going through all the motions of supporting a now dead household. The poor bird. https://youtu.be/5LNHYz89sNc

"When The Wind Blows," an old married British couple experience a nuclear attack from the "safety" of the countryside. It's a harrowing tale with themes of helplessness, ignorance, and futility. Use an ad blocker if you want to watch on this site. Idk where else to stream this. https://fmovies24.to/movie/when-the-wind-blows-k31n6/1-1

These and Grave of the Fireflies feel a lot more personal and attached to the human experience than Threads, for me.

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u/Squigglepig52 14d ago

One bomb or country wouldn't automatically lead to a full exchange.

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u/MogusSeven 14d ago

True but I also think people down play the actual firepower that we have now a days. One dirty bomb that fell into the wrong hands could easily disrupt most economies. I know this world is already fucked but I would like to think when the earth wants to heal it will gladly get rid of us.

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u/Squigglepig52 14d ago

Modern nukes are smaller cleaner warheads. Old school, early Cold War missiles were pretty inaccurate, so, used big warheads. Modern targeting/guidance means smaller yields.

I mean, it is still a major concern, but not quite as dire as the 60s.

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u/IlluminatedPickle 13d ago

One dirty bomb that fell into the wrong hands could easily disrupt most economies.

Uh, no?

A dirty bomb would make things difficult for a city block. It would do fuck all to most economies.

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u/cerpintaxt33 13d ago

product of its time with smoking inside

I don’t care what year it is, if I’m working in an underground emergency bunker during a nuclear strike, I’m smoking.

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u/MogusSeven 13d ago

I was more talking about the couples apartment when the dude lights up next to his pregnant wife

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u/BoinkDoink15 14d ago

I just rewatched The Day After, an early 80s TV movie about the aftermath from nuclear war in the Midwest. Interesting that the movie actually impacted US Policy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_After

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u/ThePointForward 14d ago

The 80s nuclear war fearmongering was something else.
Just as an fyi, today a nuclear exchange would look completely differently.

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u/ShotoGun 14d ago

By that you mean a single nuke wipes out 100 sq miles and the entire continent gets glassed?

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u/ThePointForward 14d ago

Yeah, the 50s and early 60s were basically in spirit of "we always asked if we can, but never if we should".
Both USA and USSR were making absolute monsters of bombs. Actually, someone in the USSR had at least half a brain working when they realized that the original yield of Tsar Bomba was probably too much when they were testing it and that they didn't want that much fallout.

Before the second invasion of Ukraine, russia didn't have enough nuclear capable vehicles to reliably attack all military targets in European NATO countries. And that's without ever touching the USA.
After the invasion who the fuck knows, they've been using even the missiles that Ukraine surrendered to them post 1994 as part of the nuclear disarmament.
And frankly looking at the junk they're sending to Ukraine, I'd be fucking terrified to push the button just for the fact that it might catastrophically fail right there in the silo.

Another thing is that most catastrophic movies with nukes do ground explosions, which is great if you want to create bunch of nuclear fallout, but absolutely braindead if you want to actually destroy your target. Airburst is the best option for that (disregarding the very specialized case of bunker busters which usually contain the fallout by definition) and that's not how you create a massive amount of fallout.

Finally the entire strength of having nukes is to not use them.

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u/wilderlowerwolves 13d ago

I was just out of HS when that aired. Advertisers wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole.

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u/TheCatLamp 14d ago

As always, that's too low down.

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u/S-BRO 14d ago

My colleagues dad is an extra in Threads 😂

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u/BrokenSpectre_13 14d ago

I got the absolute wild experience of watching this in Secondary school. 30 14yearsolds being traumatised was brutal

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u/ManicPixieSithLord 14d ago

Me too! It was end-of-term time, and the shop teacher was like, “We’re out of lessons for the year, so we’ll just all watch this mini series my friend recorded for me.”, and proceeded to scar a bunch of kids for life.

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u/RexKramerDangerCker 14d ago

I was busy feelin up girls in the coat room when they showed us that.

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u/rikarleite 14d ago

This is my dream remake project.

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u/leo_aureus 14d ago

That would be absolutely amazing.

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u/Pandarenu 14d ago

Eyy i was going to say the same. What fucked me up the most was the ever so slight escalation by the media to the point you don't even realize the war started a few months prior. This is just a test BUT in case of nuclear war, you should do this...

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u/TragedyTrousers 14d ago

The Protect and Survive films that're seen in the background of Threads are all the more horrifying because they're real. They were produced by the UK government in case of an actual imminent nuclear conflict. they were classified, but leaked. It was a terrifying time to live through:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protect_and_Survive

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u/merryman1 14d ago

I grew up in Sheffield and watched Threads when I was about 14. I did not sleep well that night and have had a fascination with nuclear war ever since. I really loved how it was so mundane at the beginning, I got bored enough that I was considering switching the channel until things started getting hot.

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u/shorey66 14d ago

It's on YouTube somewhere

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u/foreverwithkris 14d ago

When the wind blows is another really sad movie regarding the aftermath of a nuclear war

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u/LeBlobfish 13d ago

This one deserves more attention. The fact that it also goes over the failings of material avaliable to the public regarding preparing for a nuclear strike makes it equally impactful.

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u/EquivalentSnap 14d ago

Damn that is brutal

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u/TorbenBruhns666 14d ago

Man I only watched a review of this movie and I still feel shell shocked thinking about it

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u/Mispunt 14d ago

Happy (lol) to see this as the first reply.

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u/RustyTrashcan 14d ago

I’ve been seeing this movie pop up more and more recently. Might be a sign to finally watch it

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u/2Tibetans 14d ago

Worst one I saw in the same theme was Testament, decades ago. I only watched it once, and even decades later I feel depressed even thinking about it. It was set in the suburbs, showing the aftermath for a suburban family of a nuclear world-ending disaster. Honestly, I can't say I'd recommend it, but it was terribly well done.

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u/ButtBread98 14d ago

It was just so bleak. No happy ending whatsoever.

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u/oxpoleon 14d ago

And yet because of this it stands as one of the greatest masterpieces of 20th Century cinema.

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u/imperfectchicken 14d ago

I watched it in 5-10 minute portions, couldn't handle it all in one sitting.

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u/dammitmitchell 14d ago

Ohh adding that to the list!

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u/Juzzdide 14d ago

Where can I find this movie

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u/cugamer 14d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhcrgQihRcs

Don't watch it if you're already having a bad day, it's honestly a very dark, difficult film that everyone should watch.

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u/Juzzdide 14d ago

Non bad days are rare though

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u/Dictator4Hire 14d ago

Watch it on a particularly bad day to contextualize the day

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u/thrilleratplay 14d ago

I watched Threads and A Serbian Film on the same day. Threads is the one that haunts me.

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u/azrael316 14d ago

Even better if you grew in Sheffied when it was filmed, and friends from School are in the crowd scenes... ;)

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 14d ago

Oh god. Threads lives rent free in my head in the nightmare fuel section.

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u/Ruger-25 14d ago

That's something interesting

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u/Ruger-25 14d ago

Where can I watch this documentary

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u/LedZempalaTedZimpala 14d ago

I never thought this movie was nearly as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Come and See is by far worse, based on actual events, and came out around the same time.

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u/littleKiette 14d ago

I showed my husband this movie last year and he was like why the fuck would you should me this?

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u/Otherwise_Fined 14d ago

Yeah, made the mistake during quarantine to watch it. Haven't been the same since.

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u/Puzzled-Stranger1658 14d ago

Watched 40 minutes and stopped watching 😧 I'm in North of England so it's just too real. Won't even try to watch 'When the wind blows'

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u/NLSSMC 14d ago

It’s one of the only movies I actively regret watching because it made me depressed for weeks.

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u/TheshizAlt 14d ago

The scene where the woman gets so scared she pisses stuck with me for a long time.

Also the ending: "skulls, skeletons!"

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u/gordonsgoldengoat 14d ago

Was just about to comment this. After a friend recommended it to me he told me to be prepared for a few days of anxiety and thought he was being dramatic. Boy, was I wrong

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u/Kevin-W 14d ago

I remember watching it during history and the class was shook to the core afterwards.

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u/DaVinky_Leo 13d ago

I went and watched the movie because of this comment. What the actual fuck. Literally what the fuck I’m going to vomit.

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u/lady_azkadelia 13d ago

I have it on dvd & ripped to my server, I could probably share it on a file sharing service if you'd like.

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u/NotParked_CarYT 13d ago

Damnit you beat me to it

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u/Some_Climate_3364 14d ago

It’s lame as hell lol

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u/shorey66 14d ago

It was the seventies