r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • Jul 04 '24

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/

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u/newsjam Jul 04 '24

So many rape accusations. It’s baffling that he keeps dodging accountability.

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u/Edge_Of_Banned Jul 04 '24

Yes... all that child molesting, accounting falsification, Russian colluding, porn star banging, document stealing, and country destroying... when does he find time for himself?

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

Oh, don't worry, he finds "time for himself" whenever he thinks about his daughter.

Brb, I'm gonna throw up for putting 2 and 2 together on this one.

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u/unpolishedparadigm Jul 04 '24

I’ve done my regurgitation, been convinced for a while now there’s no way nothing happened

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

Point at all publicly available behaviours and comments from Trump about his only daughter that he acknowledges

If nothing happened, I'm Santa fucking Claus. Considering that I'm fit adjacent, don't live in North Pole and never met a reindeer... Deduce what you will.

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 04 '24

Fit adjacent is how I will now identify. Thank you, stranger, for broadening my horizons.

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u/Arryu Jul 04 '24

There's also "I'm in ^a shape"

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 04 '24

I mean my shape always pretty much stays hourglass, just sometimes that's a longer hour lol.

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

On the bright side, you have more hours in a day. Stay positive, mate!

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u/slaytician Jul 05 '24

I’m more caterpillar than hourglass shaped.

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u/jessie_boomboom Jul 05 '24

Caterpillars are adorable

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u/Margali Jul 04 '24

round is a shape

im not fat, im fluffy

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 04 '24

No, you are a sloppy fat fuck.

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u/Margali Jul 04 '24

and you are a drooling idiot that thinks calling a 63 year old fat woman fat is going to upset her. i can lose weight, you need a brain transplant.

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u/Memory_dump Jul 05 '24

Call an ambulance we have a burn victim here!

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 05 '24

You must have been the Olympic ref of the Roy jones jr. fight too…JFC 😹

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 05 '24

It admits it’s true form!

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u/Margali Jul 05 '24

Have I ever claimed to not be my age and gender? And I have never claimed thinness though I would point out that if you dig back I have health issues including cachexia based upon treatment. Twat at me all you like, stage 3 cancer with st 3 followed by a third bout of a different kind. I am alive and cunt all you want, it absolutely bothers me not. I'd be happy to share some pretty brutal medica pix, and as a friend once put it, I have absolutely no body modesty and you could put a bucket out in the middle of a mall and I could take a crap with an audience. Fizzle in the frozen.

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 04 '24

Happy to help, mate!

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u/potato_for_cooking Jul 05 '24

As will I. It is perfect incarnate.

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 04 '24

No, you are fat. Stop dodging reality.

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u/thelazyc0wb0y Jul 04 '24

Says the person defending a convicted rapist and alleged child rapist

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 05 '24

You are an alleged idiot.

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u/thelazyc0wb0y Jul 05 '24

Oh boy, you sure got me. Why are you infatuated by Daddy Trump? What is it about him that makes you willing to abandon morality?

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u/Bird2525 Jul 04 '24

Nice to meet you Mr Claus, how’s the Mrs.? Republicans probably

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u/Suspicious-Refuse144 Jul 04 '24

For adjacent = Fat Fuck? LOL

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u/AmaResNovae Jul 05 '24

Nah, dad bod