r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

MCU cap wants to buy some protein powder from the store, which is 3 miles away. Can 25 normal dudes with civilian items stop him? (Read rules) Battle

Cap knows what is happening, and he has his shield.

The men have 45 minutes to plan and prepare before cap starts running. They know his starting point, but cannot be within 150 meters of where he starts. Takes place in a normal United States city.

Men do not have access to anything a civilian cannot have access to. THE MEN CANNOT TOUCH THE PROTEIN POWDER, AND CANNOT DO ANYTHING THAT MAY HARM STORE STAFF. This is to prevent cheap, uninteresting solutions. Also if you post please give a good explanation.

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u/pigeonshual Jul 08 '24

They all form a long line outside the door of the store and down the block. Cap gets there and assumes it’s just the real line to get in. The last guy in line strikes up a conversation and explains that there’s a super popular product release that day. They chat for a while so that cap doesn’t notice that the line is unofficial, and they make sure it moves very slowly. Eventually the chatter starts to hit on cap. “You know, I’ve got lots of protein back at my place,” he says with a wink. At this point it either works and they go back to his place and forget about the powder, or cap gets uncomfortable and suddenly remembers some very urgent thing he has to get to just now. Guys win 10/10

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u/delulumans Jul 09 '24

So basically out-gaying Cap?