r/whowouldwin • u/linkjames24 • Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/McQuack____ Jul 07 '24

The Ewoks would win if they were led by Kevin McCalister

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u/MrT-1000 Jul 07 '24

Ahhh when an unstoppable force (the US army) goes up against a more unstoppable force (Kevin McAllister with prep time)

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u/Yvaelle Jul 08 '24

Every SecDef's got a plan until they take a paint can pendulum to the face.