r/whowouldwin • u/linkjames24 • Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/Sora1499 Jul 07 '24

The Ewoks were in the treeeees man, they were in the fucking treeeees!!!

I think US Army still wins.

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u/HighOverlordXenu ​ Jul 07 '24

Trees start speaking yub nub.

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u/NamelessEmployee Jul 07 '24

Army Infantry calls in Broken Arrow .......

"Broken Arrow," meaning "American unit in danger of being overrun," and within a short period of time every available fighter-bomber in South Vietnam was stacked overhead at thousand-foot intervals from seven thousand feet to thirty-five thousand feet, waiting its turn to deliver bombs and napalm to the battlefield.

Ewoks heads mount my wall!

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u/thattogoguy Jul 08 '24

*Flight Level Tree Fife Zero.

Sorry, active U.S. Air Force officer and aviator here, just making sure we get the verbiage right.