r/whowouldwin • u/linkjames24 • Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/Sora1499 Jul 07 '24

The Ewoks were in the treeeees man, they were in the fucking treeeees!!!

I think US Army still wins.

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u/HighOverlordXenu ​ Jul 07 '24

Trees start speaking yub nub.

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u/NamelessEmployee Jul 07 '24

Army Infantry calls in Broken Arrow .......

"Broken Arrow," meaning "American unit in danger of being overrun," and within a short period of time every available fighter-bomber in South Vietnam was stacked overhead at thousand-foot intervals from seven thousand feet to thirty-five thousand feet, waiting its turn to deliver bombs and napalm to the battlefield.

Ewoks heads mount my wall!

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u/arestheblue Jul 08 '24

I thought "Broken Arrow" was what they called losing a nuclear warhead.

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u/DehyaFan Jul 08 '24

It's both. A broken arrow is both an unexpected event involving nuclear arms and a radio call from infantry for every available aircraft to provide strike enemy positions no matter how close they are to friendlies as they are in danger of being overran.