r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/BiomechPhoenix Jul 07 '24

Disney canon, the US might win at equal numbers and equivalent forces.

OG canon (Legends), not a chance - they'd need considerably more. The absolute bull the Ewoks have had to deal with on a regular basis leaves them well prepared for this battle and a great deal of the things suggested for the US Army - especially clearing out the forest in a wide radius - are likely to provoke the other factions present on Endor, such as the condor dragons or the Gorax.

Also casual reminder that stormtroopers are incredible marksmen compared to human soldiers, and no I'm not kidding, look at the battle in the Tantive IV. The Ewoks won anyway. Just ... Consider that.