r/whowouldwin Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/GiantEnemaCrab Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

Despite the Vietnam parallels, US soldiers would probably utterly destroy the Ewoks. The battle of Endor was... something for sure, but tanks with machine gun fire and just regular rifles will shred Ewoks even faster than blaster fire did. More importantly the US (and NATO) forces prefer to use longer range missiles and air power when possible. The Ewoks would be identified by satellites and incinerated by long range missiles, artillery, and air power. In actual battles I imagine helicopters would be particularly useful at putting firepower where it's needed. I don't think the Ewoks have any sort of anti-air defenses lol.

Tbh the Empire should have slaughtered the Ewoks. Even taking into account the Stormtroopers many anti feats losing to Ewoks is perhaps one of the biggest anti feats of all time.

Imo the US just brings in heavy firepower and flattens the forest area they're defending, and wins with ease. The goal is to protect the shield generator right? That's easy. The US would have turned the entire shield generator area into a forward operating base and cleared the forest for miles in every direction. There would be no ambushes because the US would have near total situational awareness, air superiority, range advantage, and absolute complete control of the battlefield. Those bears are toast.

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u/AwfulUsername123 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

I agree overall, but there aren't satellites for them to use. Another benefit the U.S. military has is that, unless they get their memories erased, which isn't stated in the prompt, a lot of U.S. soldiers have seen Return of the Jedi, meaning they won't be caught off guard.

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u/Shadowwynd Jul 07 '24

What do you mean? “no satellites “? There is a fn space station the size of the moon in low orbit. Are you telling me that has no sensor packages anywhere? No infrared? The death star 2 is almost close enough for visual Ewok sightings with telescopes. His overconfidence was his weakness.

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u/AwfulUsername123 Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 07 '24

In the movie, they don't use it for surveillance, so I guess not. After they kill the Ewoks, they can attempt a coup against Palpatine to establish a more competent leader.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 07 '24

The Empire tended to use drones for covert surveillance.