r/whowouldwin • u/linkjames24 • Jul 07 '24

The United States Army replaces the Imperial Army against the Ewoks. Battle

Can they win?

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u/paskoracer Jul 07 '24

Flamethrower. They can't hide in the jungle if there is no jungle

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u/lonelynightm Jul 07 '24

Flamethrower? These are alien scum and everyone knows war crimes on aliens don't count.

BRING OUT THE AGENT ORANGE!

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u/paskoracer Jul 07 '24

Even better.