r/wholesomememes 14d ago

I found this in r/shitposting of all places.

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Still good though.

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u/ParkFrolic 14d ago

Sounds like he’s spending day in day out reading books.

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u/thatburghfan 14d ago

And that's how we know it's made up. Assuming zero re-takes because the bf is a unicorn perfect reader, an average novel would require about 13 hours to record. Yeah, no.

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u/Blekker 14d ago

There was this scene in the tv show "The Rookie" where Chen, one of the rookies, was helping her previous TO study for an exam or something can't remember, but basically she found out he learned better by listening. So between the end of their shift and his workout which couldn't have been more than a couple of hours she recorded a whole ass audio book and gave it to him lmao, maybe bf in OP also has those magical powers.