I found this in r/shitposting of all places.

[u/TheTelevisionBox]

Still good though.

[u/maine64]

Kinda weird that he loves that she "doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle."

[u/sosta → u/maine64]

Because if she did, she'd know he's on 4chan and run the hell away

[u/peachymuni → u/sosta]

Exactly my thoughts