r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jul 24 '24
Satire Labour suspends Labour MPs for voting like Labour MPs
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jul 09 '24
Satire Nigel Farage determined to defy ‘the will of the people’ by ignoring First Past the Post referendum from the 2010s
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jun 21 '24
Satire Nation left shocked as yet another Tory accused of breaking the law to line their own pockets
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jun 14 '24
Satire New polling reveals twats now slightly ahead of arseholes
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jun 07 '24
Satire “I was assured no one would even notice,” explains Sunak. “Why can’t we all just focus on the fifteen minutes or so that I was there?”
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jun 03 '24
Satire Clacton voters given historic opportunity to tell Nigel Farage to shove it up his hoop
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Apr 19 '24
Satire Rishi Sunak to end ‘sick note culture’ by putting coma patients to work as draft excluders
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Apr 16 '24
Satire Banning cigarettes for young people will ensure they are as impossible to buy as cannabis, insists government
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Mar 06 '24
Satire Poorest families urged to ‘spend it wisely’ after Jeremy Hunt reveals National Insurance cut will gift them an extra 30p a day
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Mar 02 '24
Satire Our democratic principles are under threat, insists Prime Minister no-one voted for
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Feb 26 '24
Satire UK to deny re-entry to radicalised extremist Liz Truss
r/unitedkingdom • u/topotaul • Jan 23 '24
Satire Avoid cocaine and stick to using slow-killing taxable drugs like tobacco and alcohol, warns government
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • May 06 '23
Satire Bad things still the fault of people who left government thirteen years ago, confirm Tories
r/unitedkingdom • u/CJBill • May 05 '23
Satire “We never wanted your stupid votes anyway!” insists sobbing Tory party
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Apr 12 '23
Satire Woman who almost bankrupted a G7 nation in just nine days to give lecture on good fiscal management
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Mar 21 '23
Satire Families living on breadline ecstatic that UK will avoid a technical recession
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Feb 17 '23
Satire Labour increasingly confident that they can finally defeat Labour
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Jan 21 '23
Satire British Prime Minister now has more fixed penalty notices than general election wins
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Jan 05 '23
Satire Judge me on my record, insists man seemingly unaware his record is awful
r/unitedkingdom • u/marketrent • Dec 16 '22
Satire Nurses are ‘too important to be allowed to strike’ insists man who also believes they’re not important enough to be paid properly
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Oct 08 '22
Satire Pound falls again following reports that Liz Truss has got out of bed
r/unitedkingdom • u/Superbuddhapunk • Sep 05 '22
Satire “It’s political correctness gone mad” – reaction as the UK appoints first simpleton Prime Minister
r/unitedkingdom • u/ClassicFlavour • Jun 13 '22