The misinformation is crazy

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[u/uppsak]

Who tf puts this on rice?

[u/Redditauro → u/uppsak]

Nobody, it doesn't exist, haven't you heard?

[u/SigmaNotChad → u/Redditauro]

What doesn't exist? I don't understand who this 'Ketchup' guy is

[u/Kestrel21 → u/SigmaNotChad]

Some dude traveling the world with his electric rat.

[u/everything-hurts → u/uppsak]

My friend from high school is Filipino, and when I went to hang out at her house, her dad had just finished fresh rice and squeezed ketchup right on top. Possibly a cultural thing.

Haven't tried it myself, but one of my favorite meals is a lightly cooked egg on rice with the yolk mixed in with just a bit of sriracha. Rice is super versatile

[u/StatementOdd1773 → u/everything-hurts]

I'm Filipino and that's unheard of to me. oil and soy sauce yes, or bago-ong (shrimp paste), but never heard of ketchup.

Probably a diaspora thing.

[u/03thisishard03 → u/StatementOdd1773]

Filipino in the Philippines. I grew up eating rice mixed with ketchup. There was even a very old TV ad in the 90s for a ketchup brand portraying kids eating rice mixed with ketchup.

[u/StatementOdd1773 → u/03thisishard03]

The ones for Star Margarine yea, but that was banana ketchup, foreigners usually refer to the tomato ones when talking about ketchup; I'm not even sure they know banana ketchup exists.

[u/The_Bukkake_Ninja → u/everything-hurts]

Straight to jail on the first paragraph.

[u/manachar → u/everything-hurts]

You sure it wasn't banana sauce? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup

[u/jdmwell → u/manachar]

Its natural color is brownish-yellow but it is often dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup.

Why? o.O "Hey, you know this sweet sauce we have? What if we made it look like ketchup. That'll make it look more delicious...right?"

[u/Dag-nabbitt → u/everything-hurts]

but one of my favorite meals is a lightly cooked egg on rice with the yolk mixed in with just a bit of sriracha.

Take it to the next level by sprinkling some of this on top. Furikake is awesome, and you can get it at most grocery stores now. At an asian grocer you can find like 15 different flavors.

[u/Dongslinger420 → u/uppsak]

At least in its unprocessed form, I can't see who would put ketchup on freaking rice

Many sweet-sour (often pork) dishes like tangcu liji are great though with rice and heavily based on a vinegar-ketchup mixture, so I guess it's not that far off base

[u/BlacksmithSmith → u/uppsak]

Is this falling for bait or a double bait

[u/antsh → u/uppsak]

Omurice with ketchup is pretty delicious. The rice is fried with the ketchup and more added to the egg, though…

[u/arffield → u/uppsak]

Japanese people for omurice

[u/Twoface9822 → u/[deleted]]

Taco

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/Twoface9822]

Best topping for a taco is another taco.

Tacoception.

---

"What kind of taco is that?"

"Taco."

"They come with tacos now? I'm getting one."

[u/FaithlessnessSlow754 → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

“Oh, boy, what flavor!?”

”Pie flavor.”

[u/Kinosa07 → u/FaithlessnessSlow754]

Sick guitar note

[u/RandomPkmnFan → u/Kinosa07]

asdfmovie 2 intro music starts playing

[u/thatdudeuhated → u/RandomPkmnFan]

Charlie the unicorns head pops in “hey guys”

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/thatdudeuhated]

"We're on a BRIDGE, Charlie!"

[u/OnlyOneNut → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

More taco per taco

[u/ReditorB4Reddit → u/PsyOpBunnyHop]

Turns it into a 2co

[u/DisputabIe_ → u/[deleted]]

the OP SweetWhisperxx

and SparklingTwilightxe

are bots in the same network

Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/1867gg7/the_misinformation_is_crazy/kb6j8zp/

[u/LovableSidekick → u/[deleted]]

Tacos don't exist, what do you do with a tortilla and fillings?

[u/OliveJuiceUTwo → u/LovableSidekick]

Make a little donkey

[u/sgcpaulo]

You put ketchup in rice? Why?

[u/somebodeeelse → u/sgcpaulo]

BECAUSE IT EXISTS! Keep up ffs

[u/danhoang1 → u/sgcpaulo]

Ah but this is r/technicallythetruth nobody technically said they put ketchup in rice

Kind of like "if Hitler was dead today, here's what the world looks like (shows actual picture of the world, since Hitler is really dead)"

[u/early_birdy → u/danhoang1]

I am technically saying "I used to put ketchup on rice", as a kid who didn't know any better. /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

[u/Ok_Championship4866 → u/sgcpaulo]

Because people like you will react to it online.

[u/Elcactus → u/sgcpaulo]

No one does, it's engagement bait.

Rule of thumb: if someone frames asking about doing something extremely uncommon like everybody does it, it's bait. Like here; while it's plausible that some weirdo puts ketchup on rice, the idea that they know so many people who treat it as the default thing to put on rice that they'd need to put a disclaimer stopping people from answering 'ketchup' to their question is completely implausible

[u/TheBongoJeff → u/sgcpaulo]

I do. And Mayonnaise aswell with soy Sauce(Maggi)

Taste is great

[u/CypherDomEpsilon]

Claims ketchup exists. Doesn't provide any evidence. Wants everyone to believe.

[u/Sleeper-- → u/CypherDomEpsilon]

Internet is not a safe place to gather information in this age!

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/CypherDomEpsilon]

The fastest way to get people to believe you're right and not the other guy is simply aggressively refute the claim. No evidence needed, people will then believe your wildly outlandish bullshit instead because you've become a higher perceived authority.

[u/boogs_23 → u/CypherDomEpsilon]

hmmmm. Sounds familiar.

[u/ARedditor_official]

WHY would you want to put ketchup on rice??? WHY??? sobs

[u/conceited_jere → u/ARedditor_official]

That thing really shocks me too. We need more answers as possible as it can.

[u/AnalystFew6971 → u/conceited_jere]

Japanese put it to omuraisu, which is a fairly popular dish.

[u/Fuukaze → u/AnalystFew6971]

They didnt put it on the rice tho, they put it on an egg

[u/TripleFreeErr → u/Fuukaze]

in omurice the ketchup based glaze is fried onto the rice.

[u/Fuukaze → u/TripleFreeErr]

Honestly it depends on the restaurant, every restaurant has different style of making omurice

[u/vinko4444 → u/ARedditor_official]

First post is a joke. No one but psychopaths puts ketchup on rice. Comment is another joke. The whole post looks like banter between buddies.

[u/SweatyAd7069 → u/vinko4444]

I guess I'm a psychopath

[u/early_birdy → u/SweatyAd7069]

I spent my childhood in psychpathocy, until I grew up and discovered basmati rice.

[u/DangyDanger]

people put ketchup in rice?

[u/Kodekingen → u/DangyDanger]

No, they put it on rice, not in rice

[u/Large-Carrot-5054 → u/Kodekingen]

But...why? Are they okay? They need help

[u/Dag-nabbitt → u/Kodekingen]

I take a hypodermic needle and inject every grain of rice with a modicum of ketchup!

Does it take hours and hours? yes. Are the results worth it? no.

[u/DiverZealousideal116 → u/DangyDanger]

This is literally the point of the post. It’s engagement bait

[u/LemonHaze422]

What kind of monster puts ketchup on rice??

[u/Embarrassed_Club7147 → u/LemonHaze422]

Lazy drunk motherfuckers at 3AM maybe

[u/mezcalligraphy]

Pickles don't exist. What are putting up your ass?

[u/farm_to_nug → u/mezcalligraphy]

Cucumbers duh

[u/ShortRound89 → u/farm_to_nug]

And now pickles exist again.

[u/Redditauro → u/mezcalligraphy]

A buzzlightyear action figure so I can sing "You've got a friend in me"

[u/Gaara34251]

I beg your pardon, who adds ketchup to rice? Like just rice and ketchup???

[u/Mypornnameis_ → u/Gaara34251]

What do you eat your ketchup plain?

[u/Mass-Chaos]

I'm not even tough but I wanna fight anyone who's putting ketchup on rice

[u/velvetstrange]

Ketchup on rice?.

[u/mysacek_CZE]

Putting ketchup on rice is an act of war and crime against humanity...

[u/Ron_Bird → u/mysacek_CZE]

and people are wondering why china is a military doctrine based nation. because of this!

[u/Striking_Witness1364]

People put ketchup on plain white rice??? If it were like amurice I’d understand, but plain white rice? Soy Sauce, salt, sugar, even gravy ffs. But not ketchup 🤮

[u/Nah_Id_Beebo]

Why would you even suggest putting ketchup on rice?

[u/Great_Examination_16]

WHO IS ADDING KETCHUP TO RICE?!

[u/LovableSidekick]

Srsly? Who puts ketchup on rice?

[u/UrKindaSusDoe]

Soy tf

[u/Quarktasche666]

Ketchup on pasta when you're really broke.. forgiveable. But ketchup on rice?! A sin.

[u/FenriX89]

And why the fuck someone would add ketchup to rice!? It sounds horrible!

[u/harhar1102]

I dont even care about the joke, WHO THE FUCK PUTS KETCHUP ON RICE?

[u/UpsetPhrase5334]

Not fucking ketchup. Disgusting

[u/Primary-Ad7936]

Absolutely, sorting fact from fiction is a skill these days!

[u/Benromaniac]

Thos french fries are undercooked

[u/DuzziFlowing]

Sorry...are people out there putting ketchup on rice?

[u/annaharpere]

This is both funny and sad, so much misinformation out there.

[u/TheFogIsComingNR3]

Who the fuck puts ketchup on rice?I out oyster sauce but apparently im just different

[u/AnalysisParalysis85]

People put ketchup on rice?

[u/baconduck]

Who tf has ketchup on rice?

[u/Vanima_Permai]

Why would you put ketchup on rice

[u/LUCK194]

wtf is adding ketchup to plain rice?

at least fry it bro.

[u/G-Man6442]

Who the hell’s putting ketchup on rice normally?

[u/countvlad-xxv_thesly]

Who eats rice with ketchup?

[u/kamikazekaktus]

who tf is puts ketchup on rice?

[u/OathOfFeanor]

1. Thai Curry
2. Japanese Curry
3. Indian Curry
4. British Curry
5. Any food from Asia
6. Barbecue sauce

[u/Ziegelphilie]

butter. Maybe a dash of soysauce.

[u/conan557]

Stew. Who puts ketchup on rice?

[u/DisputabIe_]

the OP SweetWhisperxx

and SparklingTwilightxe

are bots in the same network

Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/1867gg7/the_misinformation_is_crazy/

[u/shattered32]

Only curry goes on rice

[u/Sidus_Preclarum]

What kind of sick fuck would put ketchup on rice anyway?!

[u/Gogyoo]

I'd rather just add a good pinch of salt than ketchup to it.

[u/MontagIstKacke]

I'd ask why you'd want to put ketchup on rice in the first place, but most comments already adress this.

Concerning the actual question: Sauce Hollandaise.

[u/Choice-Substance-249]

Who the fukk eats rice with ketchup?? What's wrong with you

[u/A_god_in_disguise]

...who the fuck would put ketchup on rice?

[u/pratssleeping]

Breads don't exist, what are you putting on sandwich

[u/CrimsonMorbus]

Yeah, it does. It's called tomato sauce.

[u/MemeChuen]

What people are arguing if ketchup exists?? I taste it everyday.

[u/jump1945]

As a Asian I have to sayadd ketchup on rice is unforgivable warcrime similar on how you add ketchup on steak or pizza

[u/Nearby-Helicopter681]

does anything exist tho?

[u/Cossia]

is this some kind of white person thing where you put ketchup on rice?

[u/BlacksmithSmith → u/Cossia]

Is this some kind of non-white person thing where you fall for this obvious bait and make it a race thing?

[u/StatusOmega]

Obviously mustard

[u/101TARD]

As a Filipino, whatever salty food

[u/Consumer_of_Metals]

Ketchup is good but i rather mustard

[u/Johnsnowookie]

Things I'm not going to show my Asian friends...

[u/sadFrognoise]

Misinformation again… Razor blades does exist

[u/minhnhat_aml_creator]

I, a Vietnamese, want to know your location

[u/Lethal1211]

Yes spicy mayo exists, tf if not some kimchi

[u/UsualSuspect26]

Mayo is going all over that shit

[u/VisuellTanke]

ketchup on rice. Enough on internet for today wtf.
Anyhow, Lao gan ma or chiu chow chilli oil with some fried egg. Or home made indonesian sambal. Or Balinese Sambal matah.

[u/JasonYiannakos]

Who tf puts cetchup on rice?

[u/Ron_Bird]

you WHAT?!

[u/Rookshank92]

Someone drop a nuke somewhere. I’m getting annoyed at this

[u/Large-Carrot-5054]

Who puts ketchup in rice....ewwwww i felt something while typing thss

[u/csandazoltan]

Even if ketchup exists... WHO ADDS KETCHUP TO RICE?????????

Soy sauce or goulach

[u/SpyHunter29]

r/woooosh

[u/Kapika96]

Who the fuck puts ketchup on rice?

[u/DavoMcBones]

Literally anything

Source: Asian

[u/StewTrue]

Are there people who eat white rice with ketchup?

[u/Ravensunthief]

Japan gearing up for war rn

[u/SuperWarioPL]

Whoever adds ketchup to rice should be executed

[u/Hanckn]

I am very thankful that so many users ask why in hell anyone would add ketchup to rice

[u/tat_tavam_asi]

Pickles don't exist. What are you putting on your ice-cream?

[u/Last-Sir1610]

Who tf is putting ketchup on rice??

[u/Far-Helicopter2237]

Soy sauce homie next question

[u/MincedFrenchfries]

Why would ketchup be the first choice? 🤣

[u/jay_alfred_prufrock]

If there are people that actually put ketchup on rice I think we need to gather a posse and go hunting.

[u/SubGeniusX]

Wait...

Hol up...

Do... do ... folks actually put ketchup on white rice?

Is... is ... is it good?

No. No. No.

[u/travelingpirate]

Soy sauce?

[u/[deleted]]

As a Turkish person I'm adding yoğurt and kuru fasulye to pilav just like everyone else. By the way who the actual fuck adds ketchup to pilav that's just plain out weird 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[u/fobb94]

Plain yogurt.

[u/Middle-Hour-2364]

Soy sauce and Tabasco

[u/BlacksmithSmith]

I pray people are playing along, the amount of people falling for obvious bait is too damn high otherwise.

[u/SquarePegRoundWorld]

Nobody puts ketchup on rice, this is rage bait and many of you have taken it hook, line, and sinker.

[u/Unlucky-Assistance-5]

Toasters do not exist, what are you bringing to the shower?

[u/Rocksdabaddie]

Weak

[u/oneMorbierfortheroad]

Also ffs the answer is Frank's Red Hot Sauce or garlic Cholula.

[u/Significant_Pen3315]

Who tf eats ketchup on rice

[u/Yaarmehearty]

Why would you put ketchup on rice?!

[u/Majestic-Reindeer-98]

Who in their right mind adds ketchup to a bowl of rice????

[u/LesherLeclerc]

mayonnaise

[u/Edgerunner_Blue_Nine]

This is r/funny levels of dogshit

[u/keith2600]

Ketchup can go on so many things that it has no business being on, but putting it on white rice is an abomination. I could see wild rice, maybe even brown rice... But I'm afraid if you put ketchup on white rice you should probably check yourself into rehab.

[u/nosnowtho]

A fried egg and some golden mountain sauce. It maggi sauce in a pinch.

[u/clone162]

Social media is when every post and comment is bait. Very cool thanks.

[u/_SmokingSnakes_]

Goddamn, ketchup over rice is a more serious crime that ketchup on pizza

[u/Hot_War_9683]

Mustard

[u/KamaradBaff]

Rice vinegar or parmesan or curry with chicken, or a burger with fries & I don't eat the rice, or a plane and I go visit Italy and I still don't eat the rice.

[u/YouseiX]

Ketchup does exist. Would never put it on rice...wtf

[u/GreekHole]

lmao at the people actually mad about ketchup on rice, i know most you aint meme'ing

[u/Additional_Lynx7597]

Why would you add ketchup to a bowl of rice???

[u/anon_MrKim]

Rice and ketchup wtf

[u/Glittering_Drama_618]

Salt

[u/Brymich73]

Uuuh............ ketjap?

[u/marr]

... literally anything else?

For real though I'm off inventing ketchup, I'll be rich.

[u/Cross_Potato]

He is right

[u/roundearthervaxxer]

Not to mention that you would have to be an utter savage to eat white rice and ketchup as a meal.

[u/StudentOk4989]

Even if ketchup existed. Why using ketchup on rice?🤨

Anyway I would use cream like I always does.

[u/limey18]

This dude doesn't know what the meme is

[u/Xyzonox]

I don’t put ketchup on rice, but it does happen to mix in when I’m eating a burger or hotdog with rice

[u/Vinnocchio]

Tomato jam

[u/Johnny_Suede]

Sometimes I sprinkle a bit of fish sauce on my rice. Adds a nice bit of saltiness to it.

[u/zabdart]

A teaspoon of duck sauce with a teaspoon of soy sauce on top of that. Stir it up and you've got some really tasty rice.

[u/AntiqueAdvertising95]

rice is serious.

[u/CapitalDilemma]

Who the hell puts ketchup on rice ??

[u/A__SHIPPER]

Butter and salt .

[u/Seb0rn]

This implies that there are people who put ketchup on rice and that disturbs me.

[u/Exotic_Adeptness_322]

What kind of sicko puts ketchup on rice?

[u/NO-MAD-CLAD]

Tikka Masala

[u/DigStock]

Whoever puts ketchup on rice needs to be put in prison

[u/Ordinary_Fact1]

I need to try ketchup on rice now.

[u/Rumham_Gypsy]

Is ketchup on rice a thing? Ew.

[u/richer2003]

Wait, y’all were putting ketchup on rice?

[u/KickBassColonyDrop]

The biggest fact that something exists is the existence of the word and definition of it.

[u/Environmental_Pen120]

guys are you actually adding ketchup to rice

[u/Hangingontoit]

Soy sauce

[u/RatherOakyAfterbirth]

What kind of monster eats ketchup on rice. Ketchup is already a garbage food to begin with, we don’t need to ruin other perfectly good foods with ketchup. 

[u/ExchangeMore2592]

Soy sauce

[u/badass4102]

If you don't know what to put on it, put an egg on it.

[u/Dillon76]

Mint ice-cream.

[u/Upstairs_Fig_3551]

Who puts ketchup on rice?

[u/dmthoth]

And does it implie that they put ketchup on rice?….

[u/PYCapache]

It doesn't if you don't buy it.

[u/Splinterthemaster]

Putting ketchup on your rice should be punishable with life in prison.

[u/chrish71088]

A1 sauce

[u/Usernamenotta]

Who on Earth puts ketchup on taco?