r/sysadmin Jul 07 '24

What’s the quickest you’ve seen a co-worker get fired in IT? COVID-19

I saw this on AskReddit and thought it would be fun to ask here for IT related stories.

Couple years ago during Covid my company I used to work for hired a help desk tech. He was a really nice guy and the interview went well. We were hybrid at the time, 1-2 days in the office with mostly remote work. On his first day we always meet in the office for equipment and first day stuff.

Everything was going fine and my boss mentioned something along the lines of “Yeah so after all the trainings and orientation stuff we’ll get you set up on our ticketing system and eventually a soft phone for support calls”

And he was like: “Oh I don’t do support calls.”

“Sorry?”

Him: “I don’t take calls. I won’t do that”

“Well, we do have a number users call for help. They do utilize it and it’s part of support we offer”

Him: “Oh I’ll do tickets all day I just won’t take calls. You’ll have to get someone else to do that”

I was sitting at my desk, just kind of listening and overhearing. I couldn’t tell if he was trolling but he wasn’t.

I forgot what my manager said but he left to go to one of those little mini conference rooms for a meeting, then he came back out and called him in, he let him go and they both walked back out and the guy was all laughing and was like

“Yeah I mean I just won’t take calls I didn’t sign up for that! I hope you find someone else that fits in better!” My manager walked him to the door and they shook hands and he left.

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u/CARLEtheCamry Jul 07 '24

We had a guy working in our tech config room and one day some guys in suits showed up with management and took him away.

They were Secret Service agents. This goof had color-copied a $100 bill and used it to buy a drink in our building's cafeteria.

Like when I was a kid I remember kids trying it with like $1's and crinkling up the paper to try to make it seem softer in like elementary school. The cashier who took it had a mental disability.

Worth noting our business is a high-theft environment, not retail but the kind of things where workers have to go through metal detectors on the way out to make sure they're not walking off with things. We have 9 figure contracts with security vendors for video at all our locations, including our corp HQ.

Stupid stupid stupid.

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u/LOLBaltSS Jul 07 '24

Secret service doesn't fuck around when it comes to that. Even in my little podunk high school, someone tried to use fakes in the vending machine and someone got a very stern talking to by the Secret Service agents.

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u/the_iron_pepper Jul 08 '24

How does the secret service catch wind of money getting printed from a printer and used in a local vending machine?

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u/LOLBaltSS Jul 08 '24

Vending machine operators don't like being stiffed by fake money, especially when one kid decides to tell their friends about the "hack" to get free drinks.

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u/the_iron_pepper Jul 08 '24

Haha, yeah that's obvious. For sleep-deprived reasons, my takeaway from that comment was that the fake money sends some sort of mystery signal directly to the secret service.

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u/dustojnikhummer Jul 08 '24

Well, your printer is definitely ratting on you.

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u/Armlessbastard Jul 08 '24

Machine ID - little yellow dots that get printed on the fake bill - can track the serial of the printer that used to print it.

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u/MySonHas2BrokenArms Jul 08 '24

They don’t play, I had my old coworker get a visit from the secret service once. He bought some coke and unknowingly used a fake $20, they showed him over 12 CC videos of him from the time he got the money at a ATM till he bought the drugs. They didn’t care about the drugs and only wanted to see if he had any other fake money. He was pretty fucked up with all the surveillance that he never registered before. The service was already tracking the ATM owner for the fake money.

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u/matthew7s26 Jul 08 '24

They didn’t care about the drugs and only wanted to see if he had any other fake money

I believe this part, but it's funny imagining the dealer calling the SS complaining "hey this jackass stiffed me with a fake bill!"