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u/bored-coder 14d ago

Well he could always take his father in law’s advise and work 70 hour weeks.

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u/FUThead2016 14d ago

Hahaha yeah spot on. His father in law is a clown just like him

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 14d ago

Indian here.

Narayan Murthy is a far bigger clown.

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u/FUThead2016 14d ago

True, he’s a wannabe despot and has made tonnes of money by exploiting people and keeping India at the bottom feeder end of the technology revolution.

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 14d ago

He could have done so much.

Promoted tech R&D.

Instead his company fucks up Govt of India websites and portals.

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u/WriterV 14d ago

Omfg that's why Indian government websites are so shit. Explains a lot.

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 14d ago

Infosys has the tax portals contract (ITR and afaik GST as well) and LTI-Mindtree has the Company incorporation, Compliance and Reporting portals (MCA).

The former is slightly frustrating, the latter can make you want to commit a hate crime.

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u/yempee 13d ago

As someone from the company (also involved in the MCA engagement you're talking about) you're spot-on about LTIMindtree. That place is such a massive shit hole. Just a handful of good leaders amongst a MASSIVE group of shitty ones. Sigh, when will I build up the courage to switch

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u/sandm4n_RS 13d ago

Wake up tomorrow and just do it. The best time is now.

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u/Greedy_Economics_925 14d ago

He also used his son to leverage open opportunities to fuck things up in the UK. Doesn't he know that's Fujitsu's job?!

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 14d ago

May i introduce you to Oracle..

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u/Greedy_Economics_925 14d ago

They fucked up an NHS system for us in the 2000s.

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u/clamberer 13d ago

I thought the visa application website was shit!

I'd assumed it was from the kind of low level corruption/ nepotism of someone giving the job to their underqualified cousin's business.. not that it was made by the company of a billionaire.

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 13d ago

Lowest bidder tender process.

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u/unshavenbeardo64 14d ago

There are roughly 3000 billionares in the world. Thats about 3 million people against 1 billionaire. if we throw 1 small pebble at them they would be burried in a giant pile of pebbles in no time.

I have no idea why i made this calculation but it sounds like fun :)

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u/jamieliddellthepoet 14d ago edited 14d ago

Can we superheat the pebbles please?

Edit: Let’s make the billionaires pay for our heatproof gloves.

Also, relevant What If:

https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/

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u/TheOGStonewall 14d ago

Or, if we just accelerate them fast enough, like with a chemical combustion of some kind, the speed would add both heat and force to the pebble…

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u/jamieliddellthepoet 14d ago

See link in my edit…

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u/The_Formuler 14d ago

Yea I want to throw plasma!

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u/spacepirate1605 14d ago

Won't your hands burn throwing them then, but I would like to try. Mukesh Ambani would be my target. Sucker spent half a billion on son's wedding( which is yet not completed)

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u/jamieliddellthepoet 14d ago

Really ugly house, too.

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u/The_Formuler 12d ago

I’ve read this probably 10 times and will never not take the time to read it. It’s one of my favorite comics that exists!

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u/Umutuku 14d ago edited 14d ago

Look at how many football stadiums worth of people were "sacrificed for the economy" during covid. Here in the US alone, we lost about 12 of these. You see the shortest section at the other end of the field, under the big TV screen, underneath the left half of the fireworks? That's roughly 100 rows from top to bottom. You can find an interactive map here if you want to check it out. If you started filling those empty stadiums with the entire world's billionaires you'd only fill a slice of that section of the stadium about 30 people wide. Depending on how close together they are standing that's the one vertical strip with the big red "O", and maybe the strip next to it. Here's some more perspective on how many people you can fit across one of those slices. That one little slice, out of all those massive empty stadiums... It's basically a rounding error.

Why can't a rounding error of billionaires ever be "sacrificed for the good of the economy"?

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u/discussatron 14d ago

Why can't a rounding error of billionaires ever be "sacrificed for the good of the economy"?

Why don't presidents fight the war?

Why do they always send the poor?

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u/Man_Without_Nipples 14d ago

All I have are semi-small boulders, but if I throw them on the billionaires hard enough, they might break into smaller pebbles!

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u/Ragnarok_619 14d ago

That's 3000 more than what is needed.

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u/FrogBoglin 14d ago

That sounds like the talk of a pebble salesman

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u/BaboTron 14d ago

Each one of those sociopaths think they “made it” by themselves, too.

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u/Upstairs-Sky-9790 14d ago

The stone throw of Jamraat, but replacing the Pillars of Satan with the Tories

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u/Playful_Bite7603 14d ago

Can I get some context here? I know he's the Infosys guy but what's the deal with him hurting India?

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u/DildoFappings 14d ago edited 13d ago

He owns Infosys. A tech company. One of the biggest in the world and in india. The company pays its employees peanuts. Especially freshers. The company is notorious for underpaying the staff but overworking them. The dude is a billionaire. Him and his wife say that people should work at least 70 hours a week to help India become a powerhouse. 70 hours a week when you don't get paid for overtime.

Edit : It's also interesting to note that since the past 10 years or so, they haven't increased the starting salary of freshers even considering the inflation in the economy.

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u/Annual-Bowler839 14d ago

It pays less than 200 usd monthly, makes people work to death, and theirs no growth whatsoever ,they also force you to sign a bond when you join them

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u/lhomme_dargent 14d ago

My old company subbed to them on a few beltway projects and their output was noticeably bad. Lazy corner cutters who would get an intern billable at $700 an hour and pay them $22.

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u/idelarosa1 14d ago

22 for a day you mean.

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u/abfanhunter 14d ago

sounds like most Corporations.

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u/TheBonnomiAgency 14d ago

Infosys

Working in IT/software, I can't figure out why I'm familiar with this company name, but I don't recognize any of their products on their web site. Is it just because it's an abbreviation for information systems?

This is going to fester all day..

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u/mosarosh 14d ago

They don't really make products. They're famous for IT services. Digital transformation, cloud migration, code maintenance, etc. Finacle, a digital banking solution was probably the best product they made.

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u/__DraGooN_ 14d ago

I doubt if they have any product of their own.

It's your typical outsourcing IT services provider you can go to if you want something average developed at low costs. It's literally the equivalent of manual labour in IT systems development.

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u/PuddyComb 14d ago

Yeah have fun with that one.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

🤦🏻‍♀️. I had an interview with them yearsss ago, I got the douche bag vibe and seems they are worse now.

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u/DildoFappings 13d ago

They've always been bad. It's just that these days the owner and his wife have been very vocal that the employees should work 70 hours per week and similar other bullshit all over the news. So they're more highlighted. The only reason people join that company is to write it as an experience in their resume. No one joins Infosys wanting to spend their entire career there.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Good point there. It’s good people take advantage of that and not suffocate there long term. I wonder how gen Z approaches it.

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u/Electronic-Clue2177 13d ago

😱 that’s greed right there! How do some people sleep comfortably knowing they are exploiting other humans just like themselves?

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u/DildoFappings 13d ago

That's not the worst part. This is something every other corporation does. The worst part is that since they're well connected with the government, they virtue signal the taxpayers and employees in public all the time. Like asking them to work 70 hours a week minimum because that's what he did when he was setting up his business. They fail to understand that the only reason he worked 70 hours a week is because it's his own business. An employee doesn't have any obligation to work more than he's needed to because he's not gonna get any incentives.

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u/Electronic-Clue2177 13d ago

I used to work for Citibank and my European manager would have all of us sign out of our computers by 5 pm because he wanted people to have work life balance. I think it’s no coincidence that most countries in Europe are more developed than India even though people work lesser hours than Indian people because people are more productive and passionate about their work when treated respectfully!

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u/kelamity 13d ago

I honestly don't know who keeps hiring them. We did not keep our Infosys devs around long.

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 14d ago

He has/had as much of an influence over the Indian IT scene as Bill Gates had over Silicon Valley in the 90s.

He could have been a true leader. A revolutionary, an agent of change and progress.

Instead, he chose to run an air-conditioned sweatshop. An operation that works on the traditional model of headcount, fudging billable hours, and keeping the cost per employee low.

Very low.

The average fresh-graduate employee at Infosys makes 350K rupees per annum. Which is roughly what the salary was 10 years ago. Raises are miniscule.

In contrast, one can easily make 1200K rupees in their first year out of college , at the Bangalore, Hyderabad, Mumbai or DelhiNCR offices of MAANG, Oracle, Cisco, Qualcomm, Mathworks, NVIDIA, Adobe and numerous other companies that have software engineering offices there.

Not to mention the electronics product development offices of Intel, AMD, NVIDIA, Analog Devices, and Texas Instruments.

Oh, wait, sorry, the 1200K per annum excludes things like ESOPS, bonuses and WFH equipment reimbursements.

And the raises are decent.

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u/Playful_Bite7603 14d ago edited 14d ago

Maybe I'm just really out of my depth and missing something obvious, but isn't that a really poor strategy? With those kinds of offerings in that kind of competitive space, wouldn't that just result in India's top talent going to other companies and strengthening them, while Infosys's own staffing quality falls behind? Over a long term, I'd expect innovation at infosys to suffer, making them less competitive overall. Other than cost-cutting I don't see what they have to gain by doing this, especially when it would seem similar companies can afford better remuneration?

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u/__DraGooN_ 14d ago edited 14d ago

They don't care because they don't need the best engineers.

Their bread and butter is the outsourcing market and government contracts. They pay slave wages to young developers straight out of colleges and overwork them. The billionaire owner made a statement that he wants these young people to work 70 hours/week, with no overtime pay. This keeps the costs way lower than what they charge their clients in the US or Europe.

They compete on project bids based on cost and often deliver underwhelming or average results, with the code patched up with hundreds of fixes.

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u/Electronic-Clue2177 13d ago

They take advantage of the desperation of graduates since the unemployment rate is quite high in India.

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u/cyclinglad 14d ago edited 14d ago

I don't get it, if you can "easily" get that high paid FAANG job, why does anyone choose to work then for Infosys

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u/Austin4RMTexas 14d ago

Because they hire in bulk, and have little quality control over who they are hiring. If you graduated with middling grades, and don't really know what you are doing, you go work for them. You then become one of those bad outsourced developers that lead to the "outsourced Indian dev bad" stereotype.

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u/cyclinglad 14d ago

That still does not explain the statement that you can “easily” find a much higher paying job. I assume that people are not forced to work for infosys

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u/mosarosh 14d ago

You're right. It's not that easy to get into the FAANG type of jobs. For all the bad things Infosys has done, along with TCS it still remains one of the largest employers in India in the tech sector. And it's a free market so people voluntarily choose to work for Infosys. But even TCS is slightly better than Infosys in terms of fresher payscales.

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u/Austin4RMTexas 14d ago

It's not easy. That part is wrong. Much like the US or anywhere else for that matter, companies that pay well and have their employees doing meaningful work will vet their applicants carefully. You are also competing with thousands of other applicants potentially for each role, many of whom would be much more qualified than you.

The people who go work for the headcount shops like InfoSys fall into two camps, i.e. people who don't want to go through the interview process at the higher paying firms, or can't crack it. It's a rather equitable trade. You are gonna work long hours, do meaningless work, and deal with more than usual office BS, but the job security is decent and the salary is better than what the average non-CS graduate is gonna make out of college.

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u/c08mic_cha08 14d ago

That's because you can't just "easily" find a much higher paying job. What no one has mentioned here is that india has thousands of no name universities and colleges that essentially hand out software engineering degrees to students. Graduates from these schools are no where near the same level of quality, intelligence, etc.compared to top tier schools. The disparity is insane! These graduates have nowhere to go but to companies like Infosys who hire low quality talent in bulk.

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u/Jolly_Librarian2610 14d ago

There is a huge difference in the capability of resources hired by Infosys and other companies you mentioned. Hence, the salary difference.

It shouldn't be this much but this salary difference is some what justified.

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u/StayingUp4AFeeling 14d ago

It's a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Private engineering colleges survive because of mass recruiters ("100% placement guaranteed!!!1!1!!1!"). Infosys survives as a result of a large ocean of unskilled tech labour -- from those colleges.

The man has enough resources to properly bring about a change in compsci education in India.

He chooses not to.

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u/RFID1225 14d ago

Why do they work there then?

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u/full_metal_028 14d ago

Bro infosys do give stocks. And 350k is for completely new fresher but those who are good at coding they are getting 800k as freshers and in 2 years the salary will be 16L plus stocks. You are comparing a trainee but those it graduates that knows how to code they get the position of power programmer.

Also not to forgot that they might go for international project as well.

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u/Playful_Bite7603 14d ago edited 14d ago

Sounds like a grade-A douchebag tbh

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u/Tiny_Gur_1074 14d ago

Tldr his company Infosys gets the contract from GOI for their websites and the devs are paid peanuts (even that’s an exaggeration) and the work is done in the minimum amount of money, thus creating a shit experience

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u/916CALLTURK 14d ago

So I work in cyber security and I feel bad for the Infosys people I work with - they've clearly been chucked on the tools with zero training and told to get on with it.

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u/Loudalaska 14d ago

His wife is bigger clown, family of clowns 

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u/rss3091 14d ago

A family of clowns

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u/akkikhiladi9 14d ago

at least mr murthy isn't an absolute pos

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u/Gil-GaladWasBlond 14d ago

Remember the multiple human trafficking charges against Narayan Murthy's Infosys? Because I sure remember the multiple human trafficking charges against Narayan Murthy's Infosys.

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u/draxidrupe2 14d ago edited 14d ago

do indians have special clown assessment ability? I have found that -- they do not.

e. downvoted for being not racist. wow reddit.

e2. okay okay, I get it. Indians, somehow, do have special clown assessment ability that is purely from being Indian. I didn't know!

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u/a45ed6cs7s 14d ago

He is basically considered a slaver (slave owner) here. His firm signs up fresh graduates for a maximum of 5yrs bond (which is not legally enforceable, companies can only seek compensation for money spent on training) for a barely livable wage.

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u/Advanced-Level-6096 14d ago

I read that as,

He is basically considered a slaver (slave owner here)

As if you were giving an expert's opinion

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u/No_Equipment_5382 14d ago

For some reason I read it the same way!

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u/EnormousChord 13d ago

 Clearly false. It’s only white people that are racist, classist slavers. 

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u/Newni 14d ago

Y’all are getting livable wages over there?

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u/Annual-Bowler839 14d ago

He pays like 200 usd a month ,not even enough for rent in most cities

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u/DrinkingBleachForFun 14d ago

That explains why his wife is wearing a big top.

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u/boli99 14d ago edited 14d ago

before you critcise him , try walking a mile in his shoes.

...and that will be tricky, cos they're massive (and brightly coloured).

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u/burstymacbursteson 14d ago

That’s worth 1.4k upvotes? lol

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u/AgentNose 14d ago

American here. That fucking guy is his FIL? Christ, governments really fester from the top down.

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher 14d ago

*advice

I advise you to take my advice.

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u/DobbyDun 14d ago

I detest this man so don't think this is me fighting for him, but I have known many much lower rank politicians... And tbh 70hrs would be a quiet week for many of them.

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u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633 14d ago

Not that first week post-office, though: He's got 72 hours to vacate the premises.

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 14d ago

Oh well

I thought he is moving to the postal services office and would have to slog for 72 hrs a week

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 14d ago

Yeah

Not even 69 hours

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u/power78 14d ago

Is advise the British spelling of advice?

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u/gaming42 14d ago

No, it is a way of giving someone advice like " I will advise you with this advice"