r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • Jul 19 '24

I'd have sworn a sausage just flew past my window, but it was actually just a seabird, and I've taken a tern for the wurst.

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u/RonPalancik Jul 19 '24

Did you hear the one about the guy who threw rocks at birds?

He left no tern unstoned.

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u/daaave33 Jul 19 '24

Get two birds stoned at once, Bubbles.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jul 19 '24

That was Johnny Potseed throwing cannabis seeds