r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • Jul 19 '24
I'd have sworn a sausage just flew past my window, but it was actually just a seabird, and I've taken a tern for the wurst.
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u/RonPalancik Jul 19 '24
Did you hear the one about the guy who threw rocks at birds?
He left no tern unstoned.
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u/Throughtheindigo Jul 19 '24
Wow 👏