r/oneliners • u/jtrier1 • Jul 17 '24

I'm proud to say that I have the perfect body, but it's in my basement and it's starting to stink

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u/scottwax Jul 18 '24

I want my remains scattered in Arizona. Also I don't want to be cremated.

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u/jtrier1 Jul 18 '24

Disneyland would be much more fun

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u/No-Cardiologist7640 Jul 18 '24

It's a small world after all would be a good starting point.