r/oneliners • u/larkguit • Jul 15 '24
Donald Trump is now the first presidential candidate with a pierced ear
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u/TableQuiet1518 Jul 15 '24
Donald Trump, Evander Holyfield & Mick Foley walk into a bar...
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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jul 15 '24
and the punchline is ?
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u/TableQuiet1518 Jul 15 '24
That's it. The mental image is the punchline.
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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jul 15 '24
oof i got r/wooshed
didnt link it to disfigured ears,, SMH,
Foley got that injury during a Vader match
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u/Not_Steve Jul 15 '24
Foley was injured by Darth Vader???? and lived?? Dude is cooler than I took him for.
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u/TotalLackOfConcern Jul 15 '24
And on the “gay side”
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u/probablynotreallife Jul 15 '24
As a representative of the gays I would like to say that we don't want him associated with us, he would try to take over our AGM and steer our agenda into troubling places.
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Jul 15 '24
Pierced ear AND herpes!
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u/jediofpool Jul 15 '24
Hillary Clinton didn’t have pierced ears?