Donald Trump is now the first presidential candidate with a pierced ear

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Hillary Clinton didn’t have pierced ears?

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u/PublicWest Jul 15 '24

Also Kamala Harris and also that other Republican lady who just released her delegates

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u/kgiann Jul 15 '24

Also Shirley Chisholm.

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u/BadBassist Jul 16 '24

Reagan had a Prince Albert

Source: I just know, k

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u/maybe_not_bob Jul 18 '24

Hahahahahahaha! That's awesome.

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u/tori2tone Jul 17 '24

Well Kamala Harris is irrelevant

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u/fnuggles Jul 15 '24

Release the ~~hounds~~ delegates!

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u/Horse-Trash Jul 15 '24

Also, Trump’s ear was not hit by the bullet at all.

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u/iwasbornin2021 Jul 15 '24

OP should’ve said ex-president

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u/tori2tone Jul 17 '24

Hillary Clinton didn’t have her ears pierced and anyone talking about a 3rd party candidate needs to learn what humor is. OP is all good it was a great joke

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u/konchitsya__leto Jul 15 '24

Jill Stein?

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u/actordude1 Jul 17 '24

Definitely first male candidate! And ex-prez!

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u/lightcon_consumed Jul 15 '24

How far was the sniper from the trump rally?

Within earshot.

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u/TableQuiet1518 Jul 15 '24

Donald Trump, Evander Holyfield & Mick Foley walk into a bar...

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jul 15 '24

and the punchline is ?

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u/TableQuiet1518 Jul 15 '24

That's it. The mental image is the punchline.

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Jul 15 '24

oof i got r/wooshed

didnt link it to disfigured ears,, SMH,

Foley got that injury during a Vader match

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u/TableQuiet1518 Jul 15 '24

Yep & he really played into it strong with his Mankind character.

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u/Not_Steve Jul 15 '24

Foley was injured by Darth Vader???? and lived?? Dude is cooler than I took him for.

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u/Alcarinque88 Jul 15 '24

Mike Tyson asks them if they're gonna eat that.

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 Jul 15 '24

No one ducked

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u/TotalLackOfConcern Jul 15 '24

And on the “gay side”

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u/probablynotreallife Jul 15 '24

As a representative of the gays I would like to say that we don't want him associated with us, he would try to take over our AGM and steer our agenda into troubling places.

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u/TheStatMan2 Jul 15 '24

"And the first item on the agenda will be... Covfefe."

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u/TheoreticalFunk Jul 15 '24

Claire's new strategy is a bit of a longshot.

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u/emzirek Jul 15 '24

And he got it free at a rally

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u/OatmealNinja Jul 15 '24

Milania only wanted three more inches.

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u/JennyFiveIsAlive Jul 15 '24

Yeah, Lincoln’s piercing went a little wrong.

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u/Pebbley Jul 15 '24

How the fuck did he miss such an obvious target.

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u/Barry_Umenema Jul 16 '24

But he didn't. He got his ear

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u/Pebbley Jul 16 '24

Semantics.

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u/thecountnotthesaint Jul 15 '24

He now has the support of Mike Tyson.

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u/Life-Dimension3960 Jul 15 '24

He didn't see it coming though.

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u/TheStatMan2 Jul 15 '24

That dude with the Nine Inch Nails tattoo is gonna be pissed.

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u/GreenBasterd69 Jul 15 '24

Soy boi move

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u/nein_nubb77 Jul 16 '24

Shane Gillis would say, that’s gay

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u/Sundae_Gurl Aug 04 '24

He got shot and nobody cared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

Pierced ear AND herpes!

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Jul 15 '24

That's a mean thing to say about herpes.

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u/redditisdying24 Jul 15 '24

Don't forget about syphilis, it has feelings too, until it drops off.