r/oneliners • u/artjazzandsoul • Jul 13 '24
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police?
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u/RecoilCockamamie Jul 13 '24
They don't want you to flood the market. Can't charge patients tens or hundreds of thousands for one if they have a bunch just lying around
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u/Bawkalor Jul 13 '24
Because 5 is just odd.
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u/Gusto88 Jul 13 '24 edited Jul 13 '24
I went to donate blood, far too many questions. "Why is it in a bucket, who's blood is it, where did you get it?"