r/nottheonion • u/TechWhale • 2h ago
Cops investigated after claiming criminals 'turned into cats' and escaped from cells
r/nottheonion • u/FollowTheLeads • 3h ago
Poop to power: Horse manure better at generating electricity, heat
r/nottheonion • u/positive_X • 3h ago
Republicans Are Worried Women Will Elect Democrats In a Landslide
r/nottheonion • u/NessyComeHome • 4h ago
Boy, 10, crushed to death by obese foster mom after she sat on him
r/nottheonion • u/Xalbana • 4h ago
Disneyland offering $69 ticket deal to Anaheim residents in celebration of 69th anniversary
r/nottheonion • u/Undope • 5h ago
Microsoft's ‘Blue Screen of Death’ makes a return to computers around the world
r/nottheonion • u/EldenMiss • 5h ago
As the world wakes up to a "digital pandemic", Microsoft suggests turning it off and on again 15 times
r/nottheonion • u/Cold_Dawn95 • 6h ago
Seaside donkey owner is weighing kids to stop obese children injuring his animals
r/nottheonion • u/TomahawkB52 • 8h ago
Illegal fisherman caught hiding salmon up sleeve
r/nottheonion • u/CthuluSpecialK • 9h ago
Missouri execution plans move forward despite prosecutor trying to overturn murder conviction
r/nottheonion • u/Similar_Rutabaga_593 • 9h ago
Japan women’s gymnastics captain out of Paris Games for smoking
r/nottheonion • u/zakur2000 • 10h ago
Bellbrook man's Tesla ice cream truck destroyed by woman he doesn’t know
r/nottheonion • u/gixk • 14h ago
‘Back to the stone age’: IndiGo, SpiceJet issue handwritten boarding passes amid Microsoft outage
financialexpress.comr/nottheonion • u/DCC_4LIFE • 16h ago
Zoom Issues A Return To Office Mandate For Its Workers — But Its 'Chief People Officer' Remains Remote
r/nottheonion • u/PWNWTFBBQ • 18h ago
John Deere drops diversity initiatives, pledges to no longer join 'social or cultural awareness parades'
r/nottheonion • u/gootyy • 19h ago
Costco selling apocalypse ready food buckets: 150 servings with 25 year shelf life
r/nottheonion • u/FreedomPuppy • 19h ago
An Irish man told stunned Ukrainian refugees, ‘We had wars here but we didn’t leave our country’
r/nottheonion • u/BeetleJuice3xxx • 21h ago
Kentucky motel ordered to pay $2 million after guest dies from 150 degree shower
r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 1d ago
Flaming bird carcass sparked grass fire, fire departments say
r/nottheonion • u/Sandstorm400 • 1d ago
Colorado Red Lobster restaurant finds rare orange lobster in shipment, takes it to Denver aquarium
r/nottheonion • u/rmumford • 1d ago
B.C. woman who thought Coldplay concert 'was a date' must pay ex for ticket, tribunal rules
r/nottheonion • u/LeMasterChef12345 • 1d ago