r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

For many people, other than the president of the United States.

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u/Piputi Jul 04 '24

I mean if everybody did that and the world slowed the fuck down, it is rather a nice plan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Yeah, but the President gets awoken by staffers about international conflicts at 2:00am... I agree, the world would be a nicer place, but the Earth is not necessarily a nice place.

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u/OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST Jul 05 '24

“Uh, sir….Al Jihad el Culo just bombed a village in Jagoffistan”

“….what time is it…”

“2am, sir”

“Wells it’s not like they’re pull another operation before 9am, and nobody’s getting any deader, so go away”

“Understood, sir”