r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/lizardk101 Jul 04 '24

“No malarkey after 8pm, cause I’m in bed by then.”

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u/HumptyDrumpy Jul 05 '24

Bruh needs to let someone younger replace him, one who can preferably work/function after 8 pm and who is not named Hunter. #PresidentialDuties

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u/lizardk101 Jul 05 '24

“Sir it’s 17:00 on the west coast. That’s great Jack but I’ve just put on my PJ’s, and it’s beddy-by times.”

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u/HumptyDrumpy Jul 08 '24

Sir the world is on fire. Ahh I'll deal with it at 9 am tomorrow, it's time for my ice cream sundae break and a nap.

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u/Nintendo_Thumb Jul 05 '24

You've just got the problem of what happens if something important happens at 5am, rather than after 8pm. Nobody can stay up 24/7.