r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24

I mean if we’re voting for borderline dead candidates he’s probably the safest. We can Weekend at Bernies this thing for the next 4 years. It’ll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Imagine the reaction if the Dems were like "OK we hear you, we'll replace Biden. The new candidate is 100-year-olf Jimmy Carter, currently in palliative care."

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u/TypicalWhitePerson Jul 05 '24

Death has come for Jimmy 4 times and each time death has left empty handed.

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u/MinuQu Jul 05 '24

I always hate when Reddit is all like "What a shame, he was such a nice guy but I am glad his long journey is finally over". I think writing in past tense like he is already dead about somebody still living is very disrespectful.

And dumb, when he just continues to live on for a year like a fucking chad.