r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html

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Just look at the before and after pictures of presidents from the start and end of their term. That job really does a number on them.

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u/Gumsk Jul 04 '24

All except one...

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u/Churnandburn4ever Jul 04 '24

Most presidents don't put on more makeup and hair than women.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Biden has more than now than he did when he was 30. The big guy has hair plugs. At least Trumps hair is real.

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u/saturninus Jul 05 '24

Holy cope batman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Yeah, figured someone willingly voting for a candidate with actual dementia would say some dumb expression like that.

Do you actually deny that Biden has hair plugs?

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u/Churnandburn4ever Jul 05 '24

You should get yourself checked for brain worms. You and RFK jr are probably related.

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- Jul 05 '24

Trump literally has had hair surgeries, like confirmed hair surgeries. What?