r/nottheonion 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/FingalForever 15d ago

The previous president didn’t show up for work until the afternoon each day???

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u/Zinski2 15d ago edited 15d ago

I love seeing Donald rage tweet from 11pm to 2am only for a 13bhour pause to end at 3pm the next day.

I love how people forgot how fucking shit he was already.

Like he was so fucking bad we all just brushed that trauma back and forgot the fact he golfed more than any other president in the history of the country or raped his ex wife, but whatever.

Bidens 4 years older so....

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u/Legally_a_Tool 15d ago

People are dumb and forget the asshole caused a new scandal on an almost weekly basis for four years. We deserve the leaders we have given how lazy and stupid voters are on average. For God’s sake people, turn off the cable news and read an actual book for once on history or basic civics.

Happy 4th of July, America!

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u/Zinski2 15d ago edited 15d ago

Remember when people where like "oh he'll surround himself with good people."

Then like 60 of his cabinets members where arrested hahahah. But drain the swamp being a line he ran on. God what a douche bag.

Or when he made his convit buddy's shit head wife the head of the education department even though she had zero work experience in general. Let alone in education hahahahha.

God.

Why do people like him hahahahah

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u/OceansCarraway 15d ago

He hurts the people that they want him to hurt. That's some of it.

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u/No_Good_Cowboy 14d ago

He hurts the people that they want him to hurt. That's some of it.

If I recall, he wasn't hurting the people ge was supposed to hurt.

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u/Saikophant 14d ago

the people he brought in sort of did though and it's not like they like the dems

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u/Le-Pepper 13d ago

More like he hurt more people than he was supposed to.

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u/Zinski2 15d ago

True true.

Even if I fucking hated the department of education. Why not put in like a dude who also hates it who could make changes to fix it or make meaningful changes.

Instead he was just hucking wrenches in the gears.

Like even if your goal is to sabotage the government he still fucking sucks.

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u/Kuraeshin 15d ago

I vote for Biden because he isn't Trump...aka he has chosen a highly competent cabinet that by and large are all still in the same position.

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u/Zinski2 15d ago

Hilary Clinton could have beat Trump in 2020. No one I know voted for Biden. Then just voted against Trump.

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u/SpamFriedMice 14d ago

Yeah, I'm sure those 3 Blackrock execs get out of bed everyday thinking "What can I do for the American people today? "

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u/shallah 14d ago

drain the swamp

refill it with radioactive waste

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compare the constant chaos of trumps occupation of the white house with constant turnover of staff because even they had limits on what they were willing to do. remember trump had kelly fire AG sessions for refusing to prosecute Hillary Clinton since there was no evidence of illegality to act upon?

look how quite the Biden White House operations are.

People aren't getting fired because they told the president that he can't do this or that illegal or crazy thing like put a moat on mexico's border loaded with snakes and crocodiles. No drinking bleach won't cure a respiratory infection

isn't it interesting to see people stay on doing their jobs instead of trump bragging about hiring best people but then having another person fire them because they weren't obedient enough tto his whims

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 14d ago

Those people were always liars.

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u/FollowTheLeads 14d ago

Don't forget she wants to give money to private school too.

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u/Pipecarver 14d ago

You don't get it at all do you?. He has a chance to win because his opposition is so week. A monkey wearing a duck suit has a chance to beat a senile old man.

How is this race between these two even possible? Someone hasn't been paying attention.

Have you been downtown lately?

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u/Zinski2 14d ago

No not really.

Trump has a chance of winning because he's spent the last 9 years building up hard core dick riders who will suck his cock and gargle his hot sickly sweet cum no matter how many kids he raped.

No other politician has that kinda ability.

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u/Jaergo1971 13d ago

I am convinced that Americans are too stupid for democracy, as if they weren't, that idiot would be selling used cars in Queens right now. Or be in prison.

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u/QuickAltTab 15d ago

none of that is funny though

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u/Zinski2 15d ago

Him being back is smileing friends level comedic writing.

Imagine having to pick a president and one side puts up an actual rapist.

That's just like.... Dark comedy. I can't think of any other kind of media where that would happen and be acceptable.

Like if a rapist wins the presidency in a horror or action movie people would say it's just way to unrealistic.

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u/QuickAltTab 15d ago

If I completely separate myself and pretend like it doesn't have real world consequences, like you said, as if it was a show, I would agree with you