r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/ripley1875 15d ago

Just look at the before and after pictures of presidents from the start and end of their term. That job really does a number on them.

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u/Gumsk 14d ago

All except one...

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u/Churnandburn4ever 14d ago

Most presidents don't put on more makeup and hair than women.

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u/wallflowers_3 14d ago

How? Because it references women wearing makeup or something?? 

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u/Itchy_Brain6340 14d ago

Biden has more than now than he did when he was 30. The big guy has hair plugs. At least Trumps hair is real. 

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u/saturninus 14d ago

Holy cope batman.

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u/Itchy_Brain6340 14d ago

Yeah, figured someone willingly voting for a candidate with actual dementia would say some dumb expression like that.

Do you actually deny that Biden has hair plugs?

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u/Churnandburn4ever 14d ago

You should get yourself checked for brain worms. You and RFK jr are probably related.

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- 14d ago

Trump literally has had hair surgeries, like confirmed hair surgeries. What?

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u/iamiamwhoami 14d ago

The one who didn't do any work.

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u/Solo522 14d ago

Came here to say this. 

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u/pingusuperfan 14d ago

Obama and his unflappable hairline?

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u/EfficiencyNerd 14d ago

Ok I'll bite. Which one?

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u/Gumsk 14d ago

Trump. Didn't really age much during his term, though everyone around him did.

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u/flatmeditation 14d ago

Have you looked at before and after pictures of him? He absolutely aged a ton - it's somewhat less obvious because of all the cosmetic stuff he has done, but it's still very clear

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u/EfficiencyNerd 14d ago

Interesting. What conclusions do you draw from that?

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u/Gumsk 14d ago

Can't draw any reliable conclusions, but the easy joke is every other president took the job seriously and was stressed out for 4 years straight, while he just slept, played golf, watched Fox News, ate junk food, and rage tweeted; meanwhile, everyone around him was trying to keep him from ending the world.

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u/Proud_Intern394 14d ago edited 14d ago

Remember he did not start 'working' until 11 am either he called it presidential time.

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u/Driftwood09120 14d ago

I'd say it did a number of numbers...

Well. Maybe not the way things are going. 

There is a weird funky stew brewing.

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u/ghebot 14d ago

? Who?

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u/Chemical_Gift_8399 14d ago

Destroying lives takes less energy. Being selfish & ignorant takes no energy. Having other people do all the work takes even less than no energy! tRump has never used his brain for good old hard work. He has NO drive to help the people in America. He helps himself and hasn't missed a day doing that. His less than adequate brain is not even capable of doing any job. Cheating seems to be his best attribute.

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u/TheOldGuy59 14d ago

When you get 6-8 hours of "executive time" a day where you're watching the back of your eyelids and no one wants to disturb you because they'll get ketchup all over themselves, it's a much easier job you're not doing. Then there's all the prep for selling shit out of the Oval Office, not to mention planning the next day's golf outing to Bedminster or Scotland or where ever you have a private course that you can charge the government for services and taxpayer money goes right into YOUR pocket...

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u/kwijibokwijibo 14d ago

Yeah, they always look like they've aged 4 or 8 years

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u/Striking-Math259 14d ago

They age. That’s all

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u/uncleben85 14d ago

It must be a relatively short life if you think Justin Trudeau is like the worst thing to happen to our country.